Overall, I didn’t mind this day at all. At the very, very least I hung with you fellas and enjoyed meself immensely. And that’s what I like the most about this community. [doesn’t start to tear up, ’cause that’s for weenies] TO THE GAME!
Sea/NE-If you’re in the mood to see a never-ending loop of a Malcolm Butler interception, boy, have I got a game for you! I should give the guy credit though-he’s a Pro Bowler that has improved every game. He has a measly 33% catch rate and has allowed only 145 yards, the majority of which were against Antonio Brown. So if you’re starting Seattle wr Baldwin, it may be in your best interests to look elsewhere-Kearse looks like a good option if you were foolish enough to draft both starting Seahawk wr’s. Look, I don’t particularly like either of these teams but this looks like a great game. Enjoy, fans of football!
Gentlemen/ladies-START YOUR KEYBOARDS!!!
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
I’ve been vindicated!
I’m seriously confused how the Seahawks actually turned this into a game
Chemtrails.
NE’s defense is crap
NE’s defense is
crapoverratedIf this game were to end in a tie, would Belichick and Carroll meet at midfield for a dick measuring contest?
Someone kill that motherfucker already
Yes, Colinsworth. Heaven forbid Brady ever gets hit. Playing football.
Was Brady looking for a flag after that sack? Probably. Dickwad.
stupid sexy Martellus Bennett
I know I complain about my fantasy luck alot, but ponder this:
I lead my leauge in Points For.
I also lead the league in Points Against.
My Point differential is 3.
I’m in sixth place.
Fuck this universe so much.
I’ve seen cases where the #3 scorer in a head to head league doesn’t qualify, but never the number #.
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
I can’t imagine this commercial is the first time Gronk has told someone “let me fill that slot”
I doubt “let me” is a part of Gronk’s vocabulary.
Why hasn’t NE gone for two already?
I just sneezed so loudly the neighbor’s dog started barking in response.
It is weird to watch this game when I end up screaming in anguish when anything good happens for either team.
This election conditioned you well.
I thought this last glass of bourbon was my last, but it’s only 7:30 here on the west coast. It is probably not my last.
What bourbon?
Something fairly nice. My brother-in-law bought it when he came down for the Cubs game here against the Dodgers.
It is downstairs so I don’t know right now. I will get more and find out forthwith.
Try Angels Envy.
That usually doesn’t occur to my until 11. You or I would be in trouble if I was you or me.
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Cam still sitting in an ice bath wondering how he can get a call like Dreamboat does.
When he pointed that finger I immediately wished his knee was dislocated, and he’s the QB on my FF team.
It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Dave Chappelle summed it up pretty well last night.
Well that’s the problem right there. He’s sitting around hoping for someone to give him something instead of chopping wood and working for it. It’s only 1030 Eastern, he could be throwing route trees. No grit whatsoever.
He would do better to be sitting in a hydrogen peroxide bath, if you catch my drift.
/hydrogen peroxide is a bleaching agent.
Aren’t there enough bleached assholes in Charlotte already?
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So what did I miss in football?
Dallas won, everything went downhill after that.
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You missed Catler not caring his ass off.
in his defense, losing two oline and the OROTY in the first quarter would make me want a cat nap too.
Yeah, not all on him by any means, but still pretty abysmal.
Defensive genius my ass.
My fantasy season rides on baldwin not having a season high and you let him score that fucking easy td?
Take that fucking pencil and shove it up your ass
Arbitrary FF hate is almost as good as arbitrary betting hate.
I benched him in favor of JJ Nelson because I am a brilliant football strategist. Luckily I’m already up big.
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Troma had some truly awesome terrible movies back in the day.
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That Netflix commercial was so horrendous, I might cancel my subscription.
Not worth missing Narcos, one of the few reasons I have the TeeVee.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1065426/ace-ventura-half-time-o.gif
What in the fuck! I’m so confused that the Seahawks are winning
Bug Doldwin
Dude walks into the bar, sees me in all Seahawks gear, asks the bartender to turn the game off because he’s GOT to show us a video of some 20something guy who sounds JUST. LIKE. JOHNNY. CASH. who has apparently killed himself too.
/urge to kill… rising
Da fuck?
Only appropriate response:
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Blanket Party!
Good.
Shit. I should’ve gone down to hang out with you.
This Samsung ad is basically out-takes from the movie Kids.
Great. Now we all have AIDS.
http://i.imgur.com/2r2wVTa.gif
THAT’S WHAT I THINK! …but no one except my degenerate 16 year-old self and a friend saw that film.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y0FT-5JLCAY
Fucking INCREDIBLE soundtrack.
Why is ESPN showing something about Wounded Knee? Are they going to tell us how proud the Oglala are to have a team named the [*Redacted] s in the NFL?
He got in twice…does he get double points?
Is that how twins are made?
“THE LIMEY COCKSUCKER DOESN’T DESERVE TO SMELL MY SHIT!!!”
Yinzer buddy: “have i told you my vacation/work from home schedule for the rest of the year? It’s very ‘drinker’ friendly.”
Listening to Collinsworth for ten seconds cost me about as many IQ points as that last hit cost Gronkowski.
Alright, fuck this game. Time to go watch TWD or Westworld. Or both.
Later Taters.
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Adios bebe!
[registers trade name for “Later Taters” potato product]
Trainer: Gronk, what’s one plus one?
Gronk: Eight?
Trainer: Same answer as before. He’s good to go.
Bourbon with a splash of maraschino liqueur.
Gronkowski just got hit so hard he understands Russian literature
That cracked me up. Well done.
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I would rather go skinny dipping and snorkeling in a cesspool than spend a minute on Facebook
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Oh Alice…I’m so embarrassed for you.
And totally not erect.
Fun fact: “Skinny dipping” is the process by which chocolate-coated carrots are created, according to Andy Reid.
I want to leave it, but I’m not going to go through the trouble of calling my cowboys-loving friends so I can openly question their value as a human being when I can leave a friendly reminder on their wall.
But how will you know what people are eating? Or doing crossfit? Or pictures of babies? Or are xenophobes?
This times a thousand. Those young whipper-snappers with their computer machines and telephone devices.
I’m addicted.
Did you guys know that there are singles in your area that are waiting for your call?
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No! But I might have mesothelioma related to pelvic mesh failure and gynecomastia from risperdal I used to take!
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That model replicant always did have problems.
Buckner v2.0.
Goodness gracious me! I do declare that Mistuh Brady done throwed an intraception.
Intraception? Not in Trump’s America!
I do declare, I think I’m getting the vapors.
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You, too, can talk like Lindsey Graham!
WHOOOOOOOO
Wait, Cup Noodles needs to advertise, and their tagline isn’t, “Because it’s only slightly better for you than Top Ramen?”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG0wQRsXLi4
Whole show was great. Never thought it’d happen in my life. 2016 is all the fucked up.
I’m uh… I’m not sure how I feel about this Seahawks offense here. I’m confused and excited… like when I see OSZ.
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Netflix within 3 weeks.
Wrong reply…so sue me.
Office Xmas Party movie: bad, horrible, or outside chance ok?
The best joke is in the trailer when Courtney B. Vance is about to swing off a line of christmas lights but falls and lands face-first into a filing cabinet.
IOW, horrible.
Have you seen it?
No, I’m just guessing