Overall, I didn’t mind this day at all. At the very, very least I hung with you fellas and enjoyed meself immensely. And that’s what I like the most about this community. [doesn’t start to tear up, ’cause that’s for weenies] TO THE GAME!
Sea/NE-If you’re in the mood to see a never-ending loop of a Malcolm Butler interception, boy, have I got a game for you! I should give the guy credit though-he’s a Pro Bowler that has improved every game. He has a measly 33% catch rate and has allowed only 145 yards, the majority of which were against Antonio Brown. So if you’re starting Seattle wr Baldwin, it may be in your best interests to look elsewhere-Kearse looks like a good option if you were foolish enough to draft both starting Seahawk wr’s. Look, I don’t particularly like either of these teams but this looks like a great game. Enjoy, fans of football!
Gentlemen/ladies-START YOUR KEYBOARDS!!!
American needs more of these fucking guys
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Unfortunately, if Pence has his way America will attempt to incinerate all the fucking guys (straight OR gay).
Why is Sam’s name in red?
Hmmmmmm.
Also, Joey Bishop looks thrilled as fuck to be there.
Frank sinatra was an asshole
LEVIATHAN!!!
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I am debating whether to get drunk enough tonight that my vision gets really blurry.
How many fingers?
(question also works for other situations…just saying)
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I’m glad to find out that I am obsessed with “this is us.” fucking stupid ass drivel.
I prefer the version on BET called We be Them.
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Well fuck, I need to refresh occasionally.
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*this be us
So last night we watched a Korean movie called “The Beauty Inside” where the main character woke up every morning with a different face. They should do an American remake of it called “A Cleveland Browns Quarterback”.
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An exclusive look at the inside of Gronk’s bedroom
If Gronk was a woman, he’d wipe back to front
THAT is also fucking funny.
All the UTIs. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
So basically the exact opposite of Rex Ryan’s bedroom.
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In the words of Marv Albert…
YESSSSSS!!!!!!
Watch this game, or play Battlefield 1? I suck at it though, the ol’ hand-eye coordination not what it used to be.
Better dick jokes and less racism here than in B1 servers
Tell me about the Battlefield 1, I get fucking two seconds online before some dipshit wipes me out with an exotic gun that I have no chance of ever obtaining.
I always do the offline campaign until I start sucking less. Unfortunately there’s no plans on having instant-action bots like the earlier versions. I invariably get wiped out early when online, and I don’t even look French!
Just shoot real people, guys. Most of them don’t have guns and thus have no ability to shoot back.
Shit, I’ve said too much.
You’ve clearly not spent much time in Texas.
Are you still talking about Battlefield 1?
No, just walking to the corner store in Baltimore.
How deep will the mudhole be that is stomped into the Ravens’ collective asses next week by the Cowgirls?
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Gonna need a bigger ruler.
Is this rhetorical?
There’s a chance Romo plays………….
Everybody Poops: The Commercial
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THESE PATRIOT UNIFORMS, I CALL THEM DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEY REPRESENT AMERICA, I HATE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM.
Yinzer buddy is three drinks from either passing out at the bar or launching into whatever song runs through his head. Either one will be difficult to explain at this bar
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It’s amazing how well Colinsworth can talk with his mouth full of Patriots cum.
Practice makes perfect
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Mercedes SUVs, making sure only the elite rich are able to date. Fuck them.
So, would you say they’re…oh, perhaps… a final solution to the entitiled’s dating woes?
Well, I just poured myself a big ol’ bourbon to help me through this latest primetime Patriots knobslobbering.
I imagine you felt many of the same feelings I did when watching the ends of the Chiefs and Broncos game.
Rampage is a feeling, right?
I consider it a state of being.
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Can’t say I cared too much for that movie. It seems like they overcompensated with the “we’re a cartoon but look how dirty we can be!” shit.
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(who woulda thought I could use this image twice so close together? Woooo!!!)
Everything’s coming up Wee Baby Seamus!
Tom found Gronk’s spit cup. Those who work around people who dip know what I’m talking about.
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Fucking hipsters.
Gronk really is just like a puppy isn’ t he?
Yep.
If by puppy you mean one with brain damage, rabies and 10x too much testerone?
Then yes, he’s cuddly n junk.
WTF is testerone? *sigh* for typos.
I always wanted a Ferrari testerone when I was a kid.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue…
Woo! Instrumental anthem!
No singing, happy times.
Instrumental anthems are the best anthems 🙂
I’m just doing things to make myself feel better now.
No one will fault you for being more explicit, just saying.
I guess I should be glad that, as a people, we’re only on Bad Santa 2
Stab stab stab
These intros are really fucking stupid as fucking shit.
So many dumb things. On the list, that horrible dress
I was fine with the dress. The shoes, if you can call them that, killed me off tho.
Jeebus.
Not to mention the overall intro-stupidness to begin with.
The only thing that might make the dress tolerable would be a complete and total lack of undergarments.
This SNF song is not good.
I walked five and half miles on Friday and aggregately did almost 9 on Tuesday and Wednesday. This is great, but I am not putting that same effort into anything else because I’m stupid.
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/hops in IROC Z 28
//blasts “Eye Of The Tiger”
///peels out
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO SEAHAWKS
*IROC shits its tranny*
(Father had one. They are pieces of shit.)
Haha, I know, but I just finished Rocky IV and always think of Eddie Murphy’s bit about Italians and watching Rocky.
Gotcha. I just felt like being useful by being … stupid?
I’m away off to the bar to drink with Yinzer buddy. Further bulletins as events warrant.
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Friends don’t let friends be Yinzers.
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Deleted scene from the Matrix trilogy
Oh, Mirror:
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Let’s go, METEOR!
Amazing mustaches, eh?
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This is bullshit. Same as the Professor’s “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
Fuck that. I want to stay here. I also want to fire all of the trash humans into the sun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgjM-teND8
Ha. Just got a text from my landlord saying the heating system in the building is malfunctioning. For reference it was about 60 degrees in Chicago today and this damned thing was on all day. The temperature in my apartment peaked hit 82 degrees.
Had a similar problem many years ago…had to run the damned air conditioner to offset the stuck heater. I don’t miss apartment life.
Every time I play anything from this album, I am reminded it is only 27 minutes long and I once spent $19 to buy it on CD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbWAT66QvVY
Guy down the bar from me has an amazing mustache.
I think you need to go home and stop drinking Dok. Not necessarily in that order.
No ride joke?
Too obvious maybe?
Why would we go away from the obvious joke starting now?
I know my own interests. If somehow a Patriots injury will cause a Cowboy injury, I’m good.
Best of all worlds, you ask me.
Judging by recent events very few people kmow.
….or know either.
Kurly and Mlarry.