Your Second Round of Sunday NFL Action

Mia/SD-The Fins have won 3 in a row to get to .500. It’s probably just a coincidence that second year rb Ajayi started getting meaningful carries at the start of this run. Sometimes the key to winning (and perhaps saving your ass) is just sitting and staring at you from the bench, huh, HC Gase? Thanks to a 196 yarder posted last week against the Titans, Charger rb Gordon has vaulted into 3rd place in rushing with 768.

Dal/Pit-Things hang in the balance for a Steelers team that is coming off a division loss and is now 4-4. A reduction in the amount of mental errors and finding a way to cover the opposing tight end would go a long way towards getting the V. The Cowboys have the look of a team powered by youngsters with tons of energy that hasn’t been smacked in the face yet. Dallas in a squeaker?

SF/Ari-The Niners give up an average of 182 yards on the ground. The Cards have an elite running back. Hopefully the Arizona coaching staff has watched some game tape of their opponent and can figure out that 2 + 2=4.

Have at it my precious children-TYPE!!!!

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Spur

Dallas Defense is holding up. The Offense needs to get a long drive here.

Horatio Cornblower

Literally holding up receivers on those last two plays.

Horatio Cornblower

Apparently the refs decided to make up for that bullshit PI call on the Cowboys that got the Steelers down near the goal by not calling at least two blatant PIs committed by the Cowboys.

The NFL is awesome.

Doktor Zymm

Averages! Cause fuck the median!

Doktor Zymm

Jason Garrett is like a ginger gollum

Horatio Cornblower

Does that mean he’ll defeat Steve Bannon?

Old School Zero

Need the Chargers defense to get clutch. Somehow. Sigh.

Spur

Refs flipping a coin to determine penalties

JustStopDude

People blame the refs, but its the owners that allow the game to have such difficult to judge rules.

Seriously, the rules committee should be locked in a fucking room until they clean up the rule book successfully. The shit is way to complicated and arbitrary.

Romonobyl

Year of the OPI.

Romonobyl

Where did Pit find these receivers?

Horatio Cornblower

The Receiver District, two blocks over from the Hammock District.

Romonobyl

Oh yeah, that’s where I bought my futon.

Shogun Marcus

Not that I mind in the slightest, but where’s pheel and jeem?

Spur

So they did not show any Buccaneers vs. Chicago highlights.

Old School Zero

Oh, Chargers. Cripes.

Doktor Zymm

Can’t decide if the NFC East is legit good, or if everyone else is just total shit. Also, the bottles behind the bar are looking enticingly shiny, I suspect my BAC is getting to fun places.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Paddling type places?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I always think it’s funny when people say “before they passed”, of course I hope you are not hauling a corpse around.

ThePirateSloth

I’m not watching any football today until the Seahawks/Pats tonight. I’ve been power watching Rocky movies on Hulu, and I just started Rocky IV. I’m gonna be pumped by game time, jump in my IROC Z 28, blast some Survivor, and head to the bar.

Romonobyl

So why is NBC showing NASCAR instead of mah local news?!?! If I wanted the Redneck Roundup I’d switch to CMT.
Left turn……..left turn. There’s another left turn…..
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Left turn…

Spur

This is not the game to institute a “give Zeke a series off” strategy to preserve him. Win the fucking game.

Old School Zero

TE TDS all day.

All it takes is a -1 alpha shift in the second slot.

Shogun Marcus

So…who’s all watching 60 minutes tonight?

litre_cola

Hi there, I am looking for the site with the angry NFL fans and dick jokes? I believe I have somehow been redirected to Cat Fancier as there are more kittehs on my screen than screaming hot taeks.

Thanks,
Nice pussys, would pet.

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Come for the dick jokes and hot taeks, stay for the kitteh.

Old School Zero

You grab my cats without consent and you lose both hands.

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Your consent or the cats’?

Old School Zero

It’s nice of you to think I have some sort of control over my cats, and that I’m not just a butler who is also a warming blanket to them.

Romonobyl

You’re supposed to grab them.

Bortleback

I hear it’s legal now

Doktor Zymm

It’s half time, everyone likes a little pussy at half time.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Adorable-Kitties-3-cats-29074227-500-333.jpg

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Hehehehe pussy licking.

Doktor Zymm

If you’re doing it for hours, you’re doing it wrong.

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/chuckles awkwardly

Old School Zero

Boom. You all just got cuted to the death by my cats.

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Doktor Zymm

HUGS!

Doktor Zymm

“Help, not only am I drowning in marshmallows, but this game that I’m watching is being dumb”
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18000000/Adorable-kitties-kitties-18082710-500-375.jpg

Doktor Zymm

No soul, but so cute!
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SQUEEEEEEEE! HE’S SO ORANGE

Old School Zero

That’s what my orange cat probably looked like as a kitten, but with more white paws.

Doktor Zymm

I want to hug your cat.

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ME TOO CAN I HUG TEH KITTEH?

Romonobyl

We have an old rescue cat and a new German Shepherd puppy. The cat is displeased, but it makes for some entertaining confrontations.

Doktor Zymm

CUTEST FIGHTS EVER

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God, this Skip Bayless promo must be the fantasy he beats off to.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

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Smithchez

Well there’s a visual I never knew I needed bleached out of my mind.

blackroseMD1

So not only do the Chargers give up the TD, but they give it up to Not-Ajayi. Figures.

Smithchez

I’m torn between the difficulty I know I’m already going to have getting up tomorrow morning and my desire to get sauced for the night game and Westworld.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think I could watch Westworld while hammered, lest I claw my eyes out.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t have the stuff to do tomorrow problem but I will eventually get wasted and rage quit my watch of the late game to watch Westworld. So my vote is for doing that.

laserguru

Always choose anarchy.

Doktor Zymm

I have won the bartender’s approval with my whisky drinking skills.

Old School Zero

I have won my cat’s approval with my cheek scratching skills.

Doktor Zymm

That’s better. Kitties are adorable.

Senor Weaselo

Do you want the rest of my 252?

Doktor Zymm

Maybe use it to start fires?

Senor Weaselo

I am currently drinking a 252: Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. I do not recommend it.

Horatio Cornblower

Good lord.

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What if I’m keen on dying by mixed liquors?

Old School Zero

OH. DEAR. GOD.

litre_cola

Holy fuck, that is a strong one.

Old School Zero

Ahh, jeebus, don’t fuck this up, Chargers.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t understand why I have had to log in 12 times today and I have commented 4 times

Romonobyl

How are your logging-in math skills?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am teaching my dad html/php/other stuff used for buiilding a site he is using today so I am barely drunk so that is fine. Still extremely annoying

litre_cola

Identity theft?

fleshwound_NPG

Cousins strikes again

https://vine.co/v/5ITDH22ltV2

Doktor Zymm

Clay Matthews, still fucking creepy

Romonobyl

Are you sure?
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Doktor Zymm

I just threw up tiny bits of cheese curds in the back of my throat. Thanks a lot.

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And now you have had the true Wisconsin experience!

JustStopDude

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Doktor Zymm

Step 1) Stop wearing that dumb hat

Smithchez

I enjoy that movie more than is reasonable.

fleshwound_NPG

lol at sean lee rocking a bubby brister jersey

Doktor Zymm

Anthony Brown lining up opposite Antonio Brown? Which one has the goatee, which is the EVIL DOPPELGANGER?

Spur

Durant was trying to get out of Roethlisberger’s way

Horatio Cornblower

If that was Cam Newton they’d have flagged the QB for intentional grounding.

Romonobyl

I’m gonna sneak Tonya Harding into the Steelers locker room with a collapsible baton before the half and tell her Le’Veon Bell called her fat.

Shogun Marcus

How you hiding her rascal?

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t you dare. I need all the Bell points I can get or I’ll lose to Cuntler and his Thin-Mint-hating ways.

Doktor Zymm

Can you use a terrible towel to wipe up the disguisting jizz of cowboy fans?

Romonobyl

I once asked my wife “where she wanted it”. She recommended the trash can.
Gotta love married life!

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A gentleman always offers.

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…ewww.

Horatio Cornblower

“the disguisting jizz of cowboy fans”

Please stop talking about my children.

Doktor Zymm

Oh, well done

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Whatever.

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Romonobyl

I had no idea “Election Night Hillary” was already on Broadway.

JustStopDude

He’s got at least a dozen brain cells left…get the fuck back in there…

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

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fleshwound_NPG

RIP THE BEN

(for the 356th time)

Doktor Zymm

BEN HAS RIB OUCHY

Smithchez

DEAD HARF

Doktor Zymm

Hey guys, remember the first week of the season when the Giants beat the Cowboys by one point?

Smithchez

What’s going on with Cutler’s contract these days? Are the Bears gonna get rid of him and draft someone? Or do the Jets have only Cleveland and San Francisco to compete with as far as reaching for a QB in a tissue-paper thin draft class?

Shogun Marcus

Pretty sure Cutler gone. But they ain’t about to trade up or anything to remedy it. Status quo for the mccaskey way.

Spur

Cowboys status: keep feeding the RBs the ball.

JustStopDude

I want to torture murder the fucking Chevy Commercial guy.

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I seriously see a mist of red whenever he shows up on my TV screen…

Doktor Zymm

Goddamn moral conundrums. I blame you, Dallas. THE, DALLAS, THE.

Spur

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blaxabbath

Do you think kickers are glad when they are on a bad team? Like, everyone knows you are still a pro-level kicker but you never get tested. How much would Blair Walsh give to have spent the last couple years in JAX?

Doktor Zymm

League minimum never tasted so sweet?

JustStopDude

FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!!!

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fleshwound_NPG

Bleeurgh strong on this drive