Your “Oh Great, HE’S Back” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • Accepting the inevitable, Tony Romo validates Dak Prescott as the starter, thus beginning the Drew Bledsoe phase of his playing career.
  • RGIII has been cleared for non-contact practice. No 0ne has thought to ask him if he wants to come back.
  • Not coming back: Christine Michael, who was waived by the Seahawks Tuesday. At least they flew him home – Mike Zimmer would have fed him to the wolverines.
  • Apparently there’s something in the rulebook called a “palpably unfair act”, and the League has decided to allow officials to enforce it should a team pull a 49ers and have all DBs hold all the receivers, but only on the second such offence. The call will allow the refs to restore the clocked time as well as give 15 yards.
  • Trying to get the rest of Seattle to fall in love with him, Russell Wilson has joined the campaign to bring the Sonics (in some form) back to Seattle. Boomshakalaka!
  • Trebek & “Jeopardy” had a Browns question yesterday:

Finally, it appears we’ve reached the “marketing bullshit” stage of Deflategate/Ballghazi:

https://youtu.be/RlRLVUrdouw


The missus and I decided to book a quick holiday, tacked onto the end of a work trip she had to Toronto. Being Canadian, we decided to stick to a blue state. Because Vancouver had 28/31 rainy days in October, she wanted leaves and/or just Fall. Me, I wanted history, or at least a place where I wouldn’t be bored by the lack of things-that-interest-only-me. Since she doesn’t like doing repeats, New York & several others were out. So, we settled on Boston, which is just one connection away.

plaqueBoston’s a lovely town. For a history major like me, given Boston’s age, there’s plenty of that to see. Things like the Freedom Trail are my jam. Mrs. Beerguy loves museums, so we got in some of that too. She insisted on walking to Harvard, so we also walked through MIT, because why not. I found Harpoon Brewing, and lost an afternoon. And, after being forced to subsist on a walking tour “travel diet” of carrots & crackers, the last night saw me gore through a 10 oz. burger and a pound of fries while watching the Eli & Andy show Monday night.

One thing I was reminded of – the Eastern time zone BLOWS for watching sports. One of the few advantages to living on the west coast is knowing that Sunday morning brunch will have football. I woke up at 9:30 last Sunday expecting the usual chucklefuckery that is the FOX pre-game, and instead I got treated to a political panel auto-fellating themselves over Trump’s victory. The Monday Night game started at eight-fucking-thirty! Like most Best Coasters, I got caught taking the early start times for granted. I’m sure my screams were audible down on the street.

Speaking of sports, more on that tomorrow.


Tonight’s sports: A little something for everyone nationally

  • College Basketball: Northwestern at Butler – 7:00 PM | FS1
  • College Football:
    • Ball State at Toledo – 7:00 PM | ESPN2
    • Northern Illinois at Eastern Michigan – 8:00 PM | ESPNU
  • NHL Hockey:
    • Penguins at Capitals – 7:30 PM | NBCSN, Sportsnet
    • Coyotes at Flames – 10:00 | Sportsnet
  • NBA Basketball:
    • Warriors at Raptors – 8:00 PM | ESPN, TSN
    • Grizzlies at Clippers – 10:30 PM | ESPN, TSN

Plus, there’s another new South Park, based around the twin plots of skankhunt42 and President-elect Garrison.

IT’S GOOD TO BE HOME!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

From what I’ve heard, it’s a hell of a drug.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Going to bed soon, but I’ll see you all for [checks calendar] Saints-Panthers and the many ways that will disappoint us

Brick Meathook

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WCS

Got what he deserved.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If he grows up and gets married, they can always adopt.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why does packing for home take up more space than packing for the trip?

Don T

The road brings extra figurative baggage, like dissipation and promiscuity. Well, that’s what Joaquín Sabina says anyway.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yANSoTlvwFI

Unsurprised

Maybe not everything is terrible. Going out for a bit. Don’t burn the place down.

Brocky

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entropy
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

I have to give credit to Legend of Chamberlain Heights: it makes Brickleberry look like fifth-season Simpsons.

It is astoundingly bad.

entropy

I made it through a commercial spot for that show… jesus. If that was what they chose to use to draw viewers in, how much worse is the rest of it?

Sharkbait

I dont know what that is, but good to know it sucks ass.

LemonJello

Is that from “Texas Nail Gun Massacre”?

entropy

Sylvester Stallone: every asshole WIP caller given a face

Unsurprised

I still hate everything and feel like my entire life was and is a mistake

Sharkbait

You signed up for this place to make dick jokes with strangers. That wasn’t a mistake.

Seriously though, hope all is well.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pardon the interruption; now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ec77d938affbfed5c319f07edd33c0b2/tumblr_og74d15BzV1qlirmko1_500.gif

LemonJello
Sharkbait

Sad but true.

Brocky

I feel like this is a trick to try to get people to move to ohio

LemonJello

Accurate. Maybe even too accurate.

LemonJello
Sharkbait

I consider myself a halfway decent cook, but watching pros makes me look like im in 7th grade home ec.

LemonJello

7th grade, eh?
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, I fucking laughed.

Brocky

Evening, how’s everyone’s night going?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
LemonJello

Not as well as THAT guy’s!

Brocky

its not a competition….

LemonJello

Ball St v Toledo looks like it’s being played in a Cheech & Chong movie.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just ordered a large boot of beer and pierogi. Let’s see where the evening goes.

LemonJello

One of these?

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I want one.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ja

LemonJello

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Totes jelly.

Sharkbait

What’s everyone watching this evening? I’m watching episodes of Julia and Jacques: cooking at home. Food porn at its finest.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Downloading last season’s “The Americans” but I don’t think it will be ready for me to watch tonight.

Unsurprised

Downloading? Just stream it.

LemonJello

Food porn?
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/89be56a7381fe0a2dc23e3a7394228ce349b8ce9_m.jpg

I’m actually flipping through the channels, nothing is holding my interest.

Shogun Marcus

Roseanne reruns. Still holds up. Except that last year ofc.

entropy

I’m very busy working on my latest… idea. Things are starting to gel nicely.

entropy
blackroseMD1

That gave me chills.

RIP Andy and Layne.

entropy

Hell yeah.

nomonkeyfun

Hot taek.

Sweet 75 was a better band than Foo Fighters.

Brick Meathook

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entropy

I’m sticking with music for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhsUFuqbCM

LemonJello

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Unsurprised

Dark out? Fuck it. Time for bed.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Normally I start getting depressed around this time of year and drink my way through it until the solstice hits and the days start getting longer. Not sure if that’s such a good idea this year.

Unsurprised

What’s the worst that could happen? We’re already doomed.

entropy

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Except me. ENTROPY LIVES FOREVER.

Unsurprised

FOREVER ALONE

entropy

Nah, not forever. I mean, I’m not alone now, and I’m sure there will be future dick joke enthusiasts as we rush hellbent for leather toward the heat death of the universe.

ballsofsteelandfury

Scientifically, this is true.

I’m surprised Sill didn’t pop in just to say that.

ballsofsteelandfury

And to disparage religion, of course.

Unsurprised

RIP Sill

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Unless…no, that won’t work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc-m9dumEaw

LemonJello
nomonkeyfun

What is, 90’s Knick fandom Alex.

entropy

This was a very underrated 90s album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNWR3OenaPk

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“What a coincidence, *I* fell in love with a hooker too!”

– Warren Sapp

LemonJello

“It happened to me. Five times.”

-Craig James

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But seriously, here is my favorite Soul Asylum song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IAF5Q6S79I

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wish Dan Murphy had written more songs.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, underrated how? It was triple platinum!

entropy

Yes, it sold, but it doesn’t get mentioned with any of the “classics” of the era, like Ten, Nevermind, or Dirt.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fair point.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Still, I’m willing to accept Grave Dancers Union being forgotten by history if it means nobody ever talks about Throwing Copper again, though.

entropy

I’m… I’m actually a fan. I’ve seen Ed Kowalczyk play live, locally, and he still has a really strong voice. Hasn’t written a decent song since Secret Samadhi, but he can still sing.

Shogun Marcus

Being a fan is fine. The problem is the Cult of Ed people. Ugh.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I *LOVE* Mental Jewelry. Love the music, love the message. But I always thought the songwriting on Throwing Copper was absolutely terrible.

Sharkbait

The Harpoon tour is the shit. Glad you enjoyed it.

See? Boston doesn’t always suck! Just January-March (fuck winter) Summer if the Sox are losing (or winning) Fall (gets dark way to fucking early)

Um…Where was I going with this?

Unsurprised

If I stared at those assholes any longer I’d be an honorary proctologist.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening. I would imagine someone already said it earlier, but FUCK TOM BRADY

WCS

Dreamboat: Troll Genius

LemonJello

I wouldn’t fuck him with Giselle’s stolen dick.

entropy

And belichek pushing.

Shogun Marcus

mumble mumble I was pushing it in your mom last night mumble on to San Francisco.

LemonJello

Grumble, “I’ve got it all captured on my Microsoft Surface Pro” Grumble, grumble.

Unsurprised

I just hope he gets killed on the field.

entropy

You’re going about it all wrong. If he dies on the field, instant martyrdom. Me? I want someone to actually find evidence and PUBLISH it that the sonofabitch is a cheater, I mean, evidence so clear and damning even the staunchest “so what?” TAWWMMMYYY type rushes headlong into the sea, never to be heard from again, and then Brady is denined the HOF. Then, 30 years after Brady is drummed out of the sport, they bring him onto commentary teams Pete-Rose style, so he can taste the glory he once had, but never again truly be a part of it.

Fuck that guy.

Unsurprised

You think there’s any evidence that could sway TAWWMYS? You poor soul.

Shogun Marcus

A Modest Proposal/What If:
As you might have heard, the nephew from Making a Murderer is to be released by Friday. It’s all the news can talk about round these parts as you might imagine. Now this all came about due to the Netflix documentary…
WHAT IF…
We get those guys to do a similar style doc called Making an Election? Just saying they’re pretty good at getting folks worked up into a foamy frenzy and causing general chaos resulting in change. IT. COULD. WORK.

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Considering that virtually no one heard of that guy before that documentary, it was easier to shape public opinion in his favor.

We’re a couple years away from even chipping away at the beliefs of the people who genuinely believed Trump was a good president.

LemonJello

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Unsurprised

No

LemonJello

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JustStopDude

JSD HOT TEAK OF THE NIGHT!

Tony Romo is the President Obama of the NFL. The dude could cure fucking cancer on the field and people would give him fucking shit for it. Romo came out of nowhere and played his heart out for the Cowboys. No crazy off the field shit. QB behind some fucking terrible lines and a front office that was, and still is, batshit insane.

The dude steps down, acknowledging that Dak is the future, trying to basically take pressure off the kid and prevent crazy JJ shoving him back in and derailing the team and there are people giving him shit for it.

He is the anti-Bret Farve and for the life of me, I don’t understand why more people don’t appreciate that.

Unsurprised

Because Fuck the Cowboys

entropy

So much this.

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It’s the Cowboys effect. I find him fairly inoffensive and a great story considering he played college ball at a directional Illinois school.

LemonJello

Anymore, the directional Illinois schools play much better football than Illinois does, even with (because of?) Lovie Smith as HC for the Illini.

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This is actually true.

entropy

Honestly, I don’t hate him for this, I hate him because he will most likely be the next Jets QB for two seasons, and just like when Favre came to town, he’ll have some great games, and then be Tony Fucking Romo and throw a backbreaking interception, the fucking HALLMARK of Jets’ QBs, and I just don’t think I’m in the right place in my life right now to have my heart stomped on by that team again.

JustStopDude

I honestly wish he would seriously consider retirement just because at this point, the next backbreaking event could be…you know…his back permanently breaking…

JustStopDude

Anyone else miss it when South Park did stand alone episodes as opposed to 12+ episode story arches that don’t seem to go anywhere?

Unsurprised

I never really liked it, but it seems particularly sad now in how it sets up the flimsiest strawmen just to bash the fuck out of them.

JustStopDude

Oh yeah the writing has gotten incredibly lazy.

litre_cola

Last year out in the maritimes I couldn’t get over how late games are. I came home and thanked bleergh for Mountain time.

Anyone watching Ice Redacteds v Ica Stillers?

Unsurprised

Deadspin and Kinja are useful for something.

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entropy

I feel like the caption should just read “high-pitched giggles ensue”

JustStopDude

That is some QUALITY grab ass!!!

Unsurprised

It is totally unfair that the closest Sonic is in Tacoma.

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entropy

Closest Church’s Chicken to me is like a 9 hour drive, so I totally understand.

Unsurprised

What about Popeye’s or someplace good?

entropy

We have a Popeye’s, but I love Church’s. No idea what it is about that place, but it’s a personal favorite.

Unsurprised

There are people who like Chik-Fil-A.

I call those people assholes.

(I call everyone assholes)

Unsurprised

It’s been so long I can’t remember what Church’s tastes like. I miss Bojangles.

entropy

Fuck a whole herd of Chik-Fil-A.

Unsurprised

I meant for the people of Seattle. There are Sonics just outside Portland.

Brick Meathook

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As aside: I always thought she was overrated in terms of attractiveness. Take away the huge boobs and she wouldn’t be half as popular.

Unsurprised

No shit

Spanky Datass

The contrast between her girlish face and uber-womanly body really flips a lot of peoples boner switch. It’s not really my fetish but I still think she’s lovely.
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Oh, it’s totally a matter of taste. I find her face to be fairly average to most women.

On the other hand, I think her rack and her height (a thing I like) are outstanding.

Either way, it’s a shame she’s such an idiot.

Brick Meathook

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Spanky Datass

Now THAT’S a mad cow.

scotchnaut

/watching “Predators”

Topher Grace really pulled the whole narrative together…

entropy

I enjoyed Adrian Brody trying to growl his way through all of his dialogue. Hilariously bad.

scotchnaut

Great Job BeerGuyRob.

-BRING BACK DON T!

LemonJello

That looks gott-damned delicious!