Welp, here it is. The ultimate test of the footballing fan. Did you think it was a walk in the park every time you turned on the tube-like device to catch your favourite sport? No. There’s work to be done tonight and I for one welcome it. Why? Because there be some tremendously witty fellers/lassies out there that won’t be constrained by cheering for/being let down by their stupid team. There may even be discussions of *gasp* non-football thingys. That’s kinda how we do things over here… TO THE GAME!
Indy/NYJ-If the Colts win everyone in the AFC South (Jags excepted of course) will be 6-6 and “controls their own destiny” in the exact same manner of Sisyphus. You see, this narrative is predicated on each team running the table (NOPE!) because .500 squads do this all the time. Did I mention that the Colts and Texans play each other next week? A tie would muddy the waters quite nicely, I guess. But so would a win by either team because sports scribblers must do what they do. I now turn my attention to the Jets…
I’m done. BRING THE FUNNY!
This game needed not to be watched.
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So, the guy who played the Green Hornet died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXx0ReqOOI
Can’t hit like on that one.
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Bad things happened tonight.
Any roll I played…I am sorry.
Just a reminder that pastries can be delicious!!
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That just so happens to be one of favorite L.A. bands.
These guys were new wave 8 years before there was a new wave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7SLNLhY8VI
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I would still say this wasn’t as embarrassing as the Buttfumble game.
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Fuck Roger Goodell and the NFL owners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66nSZzBNkTU
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THIS JETS TEAM, I CALL IT A FLAMING PILE OF WOMBAT SHIT.
What? That’s it.
At least it is still under the warrantee.
So close.
The wheels made it to the finish line.
THIS FUJI SPEEDWAY I CALL IT… shit, I got nothing.
I also like how he is still trying to steer.
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I should have just opened a can of Whoop Ass instead of this shit.
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Collateral Beauty:
Any movie that brings up how “connected” we all are is instantly relegated to the “fuck you” pile.
Even The Human Centipede?
OK, thanks; that fucking cracked me up.
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Shit. Just got a work email I need to deal with. Good thing I didn’t celebrate repeal day the way I usually do.
Hard at work?
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There is a class action law suit against the jets for this game if anyone want to participate. Please click on
http://www.whatthefuckwasthat.com
for more information.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS3mSJ_3GTM
You night owls don’t stay up too late. Last one turn the lights off, and use the damn coasters for your drinks. Sleep beckons me.
Later, Taters.
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Ryan Grigson looks like a telenovela villian.
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Jesus Fucking Christ. The Incomparable, Nerdist, all the shit. I would rather flay myself with a carrot peeler than listen to another motherfucking nerd talk about anything ever again. I fucking hate these motherfucking pieces of shit.
Petty doing a passable Bortles impression. Garbaaage Thyme!
Crowd went wild for that Jets TD.
What’s the trashier version of a Bronx cheer?
A Meadowlands cheer.
That was the yolk.
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Just remember, entropy and I (and Revisisle, wherever he is, and others) do this every week.
Why jets why?
Suicide is painless
This is honestly the worst football game I have ever seen on a national television broadcast, and I’m old enough to remember the Vietnam War.
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2017 is shapin’ up to be a peach. One day you’ll miss 2016.
Oh yeah, when the wars happen.
Mike Glennon would be so Jetsy that it’s perfect.
His neck would break so quickly
We’ve resigned ourselves to Romo.
TEBOW!
/shoots self in the face
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Oh, so you mean it wasn’t him making a funny.
So I’m off on a rare Monday night and this is what I get? If I wanted to see an ass get packed in I’d have hacked into my old lady neighbor’s WiFi.
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Every time the JEST are on MNF, my dead kidney aches like fucking hell….
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Still safer than playing football.
Sic semper golfassholes
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I;ve been drinking for two and a half weeks…and I cannot take the JETS….
Snuff box until I pass out….
WHISKEY!!!
https://youtu.be/I66aySW4le8
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Interesting take on the Christmas tree…
He doesn’t look a day over 40:
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I tuned out at halftime to watch Brooklyn 99. I see that was the right decision.
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This guy hasn’t even been innaugurated yet, and I still have no words . . .
I have plenty, but they begin and end with “We deserve this.”
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Fuck post-Seasonn12 Simpsons
Ugh, that episode was objectively awful.
Yeah, great response since the point was promoting that particular episode.
Also you are using objectively wrong.
Andrew Luck sounds exactly like Jeff Goldblum’s Jurassic Park laugh