Your “NFC East Feast And/Or Blowout” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

I’d like to take this time to share with you some of my acquired non-football related wisdom. Are you ready? Here goes. I have moved many, many times over the years. It’s only been in the last dozen or so that I’ve been able to hire fellas to do it for me. That said, “the cheaper the moving company, the more likely said movers will have significant hygiene issues”. You’re welcome. Now… TO THE GAME!

Dal/NYG– Dallas has reached 11 straight wins due to the good fortune of qb Romo doing what he does most consistently-getting injured. Okay, maybe they lucked out in the draft. Okay, maybe they bothered to spend some money on their offensive line. Okay, maybe they’ve benefited from a weaker sked. Okay, maybe owner Jerry Jones has ceded some footballing decisions to folks that are far more qualified. Okay, for absolutely sure I’m a-feared of these damn Cowboys going forward. Honestly, Elisha has to pull a Super Bowl-winning performance out of his ass if the Giants are going to win. His play this year has been…Elisha-like to date, so I’m thinking Dallas is going to romp.

I hope that they don’t romp BUT I HOPE THAT YOU ROMP COMMENT-WISE! DO IT!

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Redshirt

That’s a catch?

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LOLNOPE

Doktor Zymm

You can dance if you want to…..

King Hippo

This is getting almost uncomfortable to watch

Horatio Cornblower

It’s flat out embarrassing.

Sharkbait

Safety for the safety gods?

Redshirt

Is Elliot hurt? He can catch you know. Getting him the ball in space may not be a bad thing here.

Doktor Zymm

PUT ROMO IN

Horatio Cornblower

The Cowboys should punt here. NY will never expect it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, it happens sometimes when I bust a nut, too.

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Senor Weaselo

THAT LADY TURTLE, I CALL HER KE$HA BECAUSE IT JUST WENT DOWN AND SHE YELLED “TIMBER”

Sharkbait

The wiggly fingers from the punter might have been the whitest thing I’ve seen since Drew won chopped.

Doktor Zymm

Hey! A competent thing happened!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Pretty sure that is a replay from some other game

Horatio Cornblower

Al was thinking he would punt, because he has the Cowboys and 3 points and really NEEDS this game to not get his legs broke.

King Hippo

But SAFETY?

Spur

Oh shit, I feel something disastrous is getting ready to happen.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Good Christ this is going to be a tie and I’m going to have another beer.

Fuck you NFL, my getting fired is all YOUR fault.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spur

FG try please?

King Hippo

I assume they go for it, but you can’t possibly let Elisha throw.

Doktor Zymm

How funny would it be if one of these teams got anything right?

Claymaker

I’ve been lurking a lot, but I logged in to say the Frankenstein Apple commercial might be remembered as the single worst thing to come out of 2016.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Can I like this like 3 more times?

The Maestro

I own a ton of Apple products, and yet this shit remains so, so so bad.

Brick Meathook

Lotta competition there

Redshirt

Sadly, it not even in the Top 50.

Horatio Cornblower

I guess to expose the Giants’ D you have to be a QB who just doesn’t take no for an answer.

sunrisesunrise

Well damn!

Horatio Cornblower

Well this’ll just make the comeback victory that muHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man. I almost finished that too.

Redshirt

How many games will it be until a referee gets punched on the field?

Bonus Question: Who is going to be our hero?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I thought it was gonna happen a few times today

Sharkbait
The Maestro

Christ, I know I’m getting tired because I read this initially as “when will a refugee get punched on the field?”

The sad part is that there’s a non-zero chance this becomes a spectator sport in Trump’s America.

Senor Weaselo

Refugee punchin’? The apostrophe is important.

JerBear50

Well, let’s not act like it would be all bad. There’s a few who are deserving.
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Mr. Ayo

So DAL will have only 2 losses this season. Both to the Giants?

Doktor Zymm

And Dez goes from 0 to -0.5 fantasy points…

Spur

Dez did take fewer steps than he did for “the catch” in green bay

Brick Meathook

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Redshirt

JR: “What’s that? Good God, King! That’s Tony Romo’s music!”
Lawler: “Actually, Ross. I think that the suicide hotline ringing in Cowboys country.”

Spur

He made a football move by stuttering. Fuck. So be it. Hope this brings the team together.

Sharkbait

Jesus christ. Are we really playing the “Is it a catch???” Game right now?

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah cry about it Bryant.

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I hope the rate of turnovers continues to accelerate.

Call it, Eli’s Law.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

sunrisesunrise

Hahahaha

Doktor Zymm

They’re gonna rule that incomplete, right? Cause WTF IS A DAMN CATCH

The Maestro

LOLOLOLOLOL DEZ

Sharkbait

Dez did an Eli?

Horatio Cornblower

Cowboys are playing like the Giants have 17 men on the field. They can’t block anyone and Dak can’t find anyone open.

And now Dez can’t catch shit.

Senor Weaselo

First down marker with the pass defense.

Redshirt

Okay, Dak. You want to prove you deserve to be the starting QB? Here’s your chance. Make it a good one.

Spur

Do or DIE Cowboys. Defense has held tough

Horatio Cornblower

Cris saying this could be a one play game with a 3 point lead and 2:39 left.

CAREFUL, I’M NOT SURE HOW SAFE THAT LIMB IS CRIS!!!

Redshirt

Knowing what a year a kick is, I wouldn’t be surprised if a kicker kicks an 85 yard field goal that takes 2:39.

sunrisesunrise

Oh Al, you do know a change of possession stops the clock don’t you? Oh you don’t? Never mind.

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

I think I’m ODing on Manning Face, one of the symptoms is unstoppable laughter, yes?

Sharkbait

If that’s the case, I’ve OD’d more times than every 1980s rock star.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Do you have an urge to play Candyland you just can’t overcome?

Spur

Dak looks like a kid asked to rush Normandy beach.

Spur

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Close

sunrisesunrise

Only when the cowboys drop the ball.

Senor Weaselo

Detroit is the 2 seed? That can’t possibly be right.

Sharkbait

That’s about as realistic as Houston having a football team.

Brick Meathook

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