Yes, and given the exchange rate, you’d be foolish not to come.
- The Seahawks signed Devin Hester in advance of Saturday’s playoff date with the Lions, meaning Richard Sherman just has to concentrate on finding someone to blame when he gives up 40-yard sideline routes to Golden Tate.
- No timeline or update on Tyler Lockett, but he’s had the surgery on his leg.
- My guess is 2018.
- No timeline or update on Tyler Lockett, but he’s had the surgery on his leg.
- The Cowboys have signed guard Jonathan Cooper as O-line insurance during the playoffs.
- Pacman Jones is out of jail, ahead of a preliminary hearing January 13.
- Tom Savage has been declared unavailable for Saturday, because he hasn’t emerged from concussion protocol.
- Backing up Brock Ostweiler? Brandon Weeden!
- Amazingly, the odds are still only Texans -4.
- The Chargers have 11 days to decide if they are moving to LA.
- According to PFT, “with January 15 falling on a Sunday and only two business days remaining this week, the best move for the Chargers would be to announce the decision next Monday or Tuesday.”
Finally, the 15 modern-era finalists for the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2017 were announced yesterday. They are:
- Morten Andersen 9. Ty Law
- Tony Boselli 10. John Lynch
- Isaac Bruce 11. Kevin Mawae
- Don Coryell 12. Terrell Owens
- Terrell Davis 13. Jason Taylor
- Brian Dawkins 14. LaDainian Tomlinson
- Alan Faneca 15. Kurt Warner
- Joe Jacoby
- Senior Finalist: Kenny Easley
- Contributor Finalists: Jerry Jones; Paul Tagliabue
Honestly, I’m kind of underwhelmed. Maybe three from the players list seem assured. I’m more interested in Kenny Easley, but that’s a geographical prejudice. I’d like to be invited to Jerry’s party, however.
Here’s the rules & stats, if you feel so inclined.
Canada 150:
This year marks Canada’s 150th year as an “independent” nation. The whole year – pespecially up to July 1 – will be marked by various parades, festivals and free National Park admission noting our long viability as a country.
To observe this fact, I’m going to bring forth various historical points related to Canada’s development as a nation over those 150 years. What I’m teaching to my students I’ll impart to you, so any Trump evacuees are ready for the citizenship test.
The sesquicentennial logo is composed of a series of diamonds, or “celebratory gems”, arranged in the shape of the iconic maple leaf. The four diamonds at the base represent the four original provinces that formed Confederation in 1867: Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Additional diamonds extend out from the base to create nine more points—in total representing the 13 provinces and territories. (source) They even developed a specific font for usage with any Canada 150 promotions.
Today is a semi-national holiday, because the World Juniors semi-finals are on, with the US beating Russia in a shootout earlier this afternoon, and Canada playing Sweden at 7:30 PM ET.
To tie Canadian history & hockey together, today is the 30th anniversary of the “Punch-up in Piestany”, when the Soviets – remember those clowns? – decided to cost the Canadians a chance at a World Junior tournament medal by starting a bench-clearing brawl.
Canada was leading 4-2 halfway through the second period. A chippy game descended into a line brawl, which turned into a full-on melee when Evgeny Davydov left the Soviet bench and got involved. That sent everyone over the boards, except Pierre Turgeon – he stayed on the bench the whole time, earning him his turtling reputation – and backup goalie Jimmy Waite, which gave the Soviets a numerical advantage. Fortunately for the Canadians, the Soviets were not skilled pugilists, and mostly punched with their gloves on. Also fortunate: Canada had guys like Brendan Shanahan and Theo Fleury, the dividing line between tough and angry.
Having never seen something like this in international hockey, the Norwegian ref lost control, was ordered off the ice, and the arena officials tried turning out the lights to coerce the players into stopping. This made it worse, let guys fight dirty, and the brawl only ceased when guys became tired and were convinced by their coaches to leave the ice. After the game, both teams were ejected from the tournament, and Canada was denied a medal – in a vote held involving countries that benefited from Canada’s disqualification. The Canadians were expelled from Czechoslovakia and their bus was escorted to the Austrian border.
Both teams were not barred from the 1988 tournament, as it was scheduled to be held in the Soviet Union & Canada was the only revenue-generating broadcast market.
The legacy in Canada is that it created a patriotic desire to begin following what was generally considered an insignificant tournament, usually followed by only relatives & friends (guilty) of the players. In the shrill aftermath, the tournament went from a pastoral holiday treat to a matter of real patriotic significance. (G&M) It has risen to become a national obsession during the Christmas holidays, and draws such ratings & revenue that the IIHF decided to mandate holding the tournament in Canada every two years.
It also popularized Don Cherry as a hockey commentator. Legend has it he drove through the snow into the CBC headquarters to take on other commentators who were accusing Canada of being the aggressor.
His argumentative rebuttals popularized him among a public grown tired of navel-gazing intellectuals who derided sports despite obviously never having played them. Cherry’s commentary on the 1987 brawl boosted his popularity immensely and helped cement his role as Canada’s “tell-it-like-he-sees-it” sports celebrity. (CBC)
Tonight’s sports:
- NBA:
- Bulls at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- Trail Blazers at Warriors – 10:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- Villanova at Butler – 6:30PM | FS1
- Georgia Tech at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- Creighton at St. John’s – 8:30PM | FS1
- Oregon at Washington – 9:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- NHL:
- Jets at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Rangers at Flyers – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- Canadiens at Stars – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- World Junior Hockey Championship: Semifinal – Sweden vs. Canada – 7:30PM | TSN / NHLN
No football? NO PROBLEM!
I am going The Gang gets Invincible to waste some time. I missed the start time of Sunny
Okay, without saying anything too spoilerish for those who live in all those other pointless time zones, Sunny has already been incredible.
I’m DVRing it to watch after hockey.
And Sunny just keeps getting better. Scott Bakula Sings The Blues should be a real album.
Wooo!
So I have ABSOLUTELY ZERO RECOLLECTION of watching stranger things but I can remember every single detail.
I hate my scatterbrain so much
Welp. Fuck you hockey. 2017 is worse.
Hell my Ice Bombers just swept the state of Florida in Florida. Highs and Lows, highs and lows.
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Also I’m reasonably sure the Flyers aren’t 0-2 vs Buffalo this year.
All I know is the Flyers were the hottest team in the league when everybody was dying, but now the Blue Jackets are threatening to break win streak records.
Kreider Woooo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qBYU2-gqgc
4-2 Canada, 10 minutes left.
13 minutes until the “Sunny” premiere.
It’s all going to plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqPZpvifBI
It figures Frank’s into pegging.
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IlJvZ2VyIEdvb2RlbGwgSXMgQSBOYXRpb25hbCBEaXNncmFjZSI=
NICE!
One of the reasons why I chose this particular hotel is it has a pretty damn fine hotel bar scene.
The key is to wait for the business tools to finish their hobnobbing cluster fuck before heading down.
I’ve got a couple of room beers and some Jameson to relax with first then you head down and drop the fucking hammer.
/trips over pants that are around the ankles and bounces off the mini fridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6cEOk7x4HA
Oh shit there’s stickers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spSMHU_bloo
BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7jFmSEe_Y
“Did you hear my song?”
“Yeah, great song Charlie, I loved it”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA
Archer is moving to FXX. They’re killing it like they did my precious Legit.
The creators are killing it. Two more seasons.
Does this mean I’ll have to settle for Netflix’s Non-Union, Australlian equivalent?
I think I watched about 10 minutes of that before stopping.
Those were my exact words. I hear it’s awful.
The thing about that show is that it’s NOT Archer. If you go in expecting Archer, you will hate it.
I liken it more to POLICE SQUAD. It’s that kind of parody and silly jokes.
I’ve already seen the whole season. TWICE.
I didn’t expect Archer per se, but thats all I could think about while watching it.
Watch it again and think Frank Drebin. Let me know what you think.
http://deadspin.com/porn-star-lisa-ann-michael-del-zotto-is-thirsty-as-hel-1653858229
“I thought ok, Pro Athlete, he won’t try to kill or rob me, so sure I will”
NEW SUNNY TONIGHT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlBlCnFSMfs
3-2 Canada about 6 minutes into the second.
No real surprise there.
Fuck yeah!!
4:20 Hayes it!
/sorry Gratliff
//sorrynotsorry
I would be angry, but the NBC online stream has completely broke. The Live Extra app used to be one of the more impressive things NBC did, with the ability to do PIP and select different camera feeds during NFL games. They butchered the fuck out of the features, set up an ad system that made it basically inoperable during ad transitions, and have lately blocked ad blockers to guarantee that “Not Working” thing NBC is so good at.
Thats why it didnt work when I tried to use it last night. Sorry NBC, my adblock stays on.
Not to mention we’re already paying for the fucking service that lets us even use the online streams, those greedy cunts.
Bastards.
Booooooring
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#136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hPMc89sKhk
The fuck is that?
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BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING “H” IN IT
Ice Cowboys playin’ the Feud with the Ice Alouettes at the end of the first.
#17
The Republican Way!
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The Ring sequel is sexier than first thought
#2
That was an amazing show.
OH FUCK YOU, HENRIK. I DID NOT ALREADY SAY THAT LIVE BLOG. SEE THE CAPS?
Oh fuck you, Henrik
You’re an Ice Eagles fan, I forgot about that.
Henrik von Bülow ?
The 87 USSR Canada brawl is always entertaining. Beerguyrob, I expect updates on the Sweden-Canada game, I want to know who gets a healthy dose of freedom tomorrow in the final.
http://www.lficepalace.com/sp-datastore/media-photos/uploaded/usahlogo
Best team they’ve had in years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaqWSGenyE0
If you did a draft of first and second string quarterbacks in the playoffs, how early does Garrapolo go? Obviously ahead of Cook but Moore? Alex Smith? Would Paxton Lynch be preferable to Cook?
Alex Smith is a really good QB that gets mocked all the time. Sure his Trump hands can’t throw a deep ball but he is accurate and consistent.
What if we opened up conference options? Does everyone want Romo ahead of their current starter save NE, GB, Dal, and presumably NYG?
HARF HARF NO!!
Last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGCwUoKWcxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okthJIVbi6g
Managed to shoot a plasma ball out of a 5hp DC motor today. Loud bang. Destroyed the motor. May have destroyed the piece of shit GE designed, Italian both, 20 year old drive I was trying to run for the first time ever (seriously..they give me these pieces of shit for giving customer training and its usually shit I have no idea where they find it).
I got written up for yelling “HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY TOM?!?!” to my coworker who was closer to the plasma ball and dived over a work bench.
For some reason, my training lab is next to finance’s cubicles. They are nerds…
Good times.
I can barely imagine the carnage and destruction you’ll leave in your wake whenever you decide to leave this company.
It’ll be awesome
I am just going with the music thing til I hear pounding on the wall calling me back down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
Even Matt McGloin looks better when you overlay the NFL music!
https://twitter.com/GipsySafety/status/816779086596976640
The United States; Canada’s unwashed, lice-infested genitals.
I am not lying about that drywalling thing. I am gonna sneak some music in before I have to drag my sweaty really not giving a shit about it body downstairs to install a ceiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1WbBaWTdc
It’s a balmy 5-deg F out, but according to wind-chill it “feels like” 5-deg F.
So, shorts weather. I don’t see the problem
Made it to San Diego and I’m chilling with youngest right and the grandbaby. Did the Presideo thing and the Old Town going and now were supposed to be having the best pork roll egg and cheese in SD.
AWESOME.
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I hope she died
Don’t forget, jacket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NERXer22e3E
I absolutely adore your country and I would love to go back there. It’s too bad the train is so expensive as I would love to do the whole cross-Canada trip.
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The Office sucks
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If I wasn’t 90% certain I am going to have to go downstairs and install more drywall I would lose my pants and be in proper open thread attire.