“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
Excellent punt.
/damnit
So i’m a packer’s fan and I’m obviously biased, but wasn’t that hit on Jordy Nelson spearing?
I think spearing is confined to shots in the back. Of course I think this only because it’s the only reason I can think of that that hit wasn’t a spear.
If Jordy’s out this will be yet another shitshow
Kidney Shot!
That ball floated so long, Rivers was impressed.
Looks like all of the organs on left side of Nelson’s body just got moved to the right side.
Meth is a hell of a drug
Jesus, it’s like they just left brunch at a bistro in West Hollywood.
And sucked off every CBG on the way to the stadium
That’s commitment to the joke right there.
RAM TRUCKS: We really expected the Vikings to be good this year.
The Vikes are gonna send a 1st again, this time to get a Ram
It’s actually for the show ‘Vikings’ on the History channel, which is a guilty pleasure of mine. And also apparently a guilty pleasure of enough potential pick-up drivers to justify running that fucking commercial five goddamn times every show.
Papa Commander really loves it. I’ll get to it, eventually.
Eli packed his Thundercats blanket for this trip.
He still refuses to tell his mom what happened to make the hole where Cheetara’s mouth used to be
I think I am gonna have to pick up the pace on the drinking if I am going to finish watching this game
Hi knees, keep the bottle tucked in and close to the body.
30 minutes to Edibles lift off. Never know the dosage, that’s the fun part. For now, wine, followed by more wine.
LOL
Ryan Scott @RyanScottWrites 2m2 minutes ago
Dear @packers, #NYGvsGB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYKKQn3WXh0
Goddamn. Eli was looking at him the whole way.
Rodgers yelling at his team already?
“Get it right, you bitches!”
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“Can we get a glucometer?” #scannersquawk #NYGvsGB #Thingsyoudontusuallyhearatsportingevents
And it’s not in Indy?!
I’ve gotten to feeling sadistic towards someone I know who’s retaking the bar exam because she works for an insurance defense firm. So fuck her, I hope she never passes. The world is a better place with one less of those motherfuckers.
Yo.
This game been worth watching or should I stick with Psychonauts and Shovel Knight speed runs?
is actual FOOTBAW!!
Depends. Do you like low scoring high kicking games?
Have you ever watched the Shovel Knight co-op series by the Game Grumps? It’s fucking hilarious!
Amen!
Doug Schneider @PGDougSchneider
Have a few extra bucks today? Buy a coffee or hot chocolate for a cop or a firefighter at Lambeau. Or maybe a Valium #NYGvsGB
Cops in Green Bay like their coffee like they like their suspects: black.
This belongs on the banner, stat!
And here I thought the Packers were good..
So YOU’RE THE ONE!
They are. But they’ve run into a D that is on a roll.
Green Bay receivers running routes from The Witness puzzles.
Playing that now along with Talos Principle.
Oo, nice. That one’s next on my puzzle game list.
Rodgers hasn’t had this many men on his back since that one time in the Castor District.
I mean, it’s a great typo, because I can totally see The Castor Oil district being a thing.
Castor is French for beaver — Rodgers would never allow himself to be seen near a beaver.
Both of these replies are fantastic pick-ups on my inability to type or proof-read before repeating poorly sourced rumors about the sexuality of the guy who was/is dating Olivia Munn.
Troy Aikman criticizing the Giants on the boat on their off day, when Michael Irvin was doing lines of fucking coke probably mid-practice
I can forgive him for that. There is no way Aikman remembers any of his time playing football.
“Do I have to tell you who I am?”
-Irvin, just before getting arrested for coke possession
/I think that’s a verbatim quote
Off Aikmans tumesce—
/kills self
Ejection section 106, William dob 1997. Party responsible for William given warning (code for your tix about to go buh-bye).”
GODDAMMIT WILLIAM!!!
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/818208830735708160
I like the simp who replied acting like only a fucking monster would dare turn away Lombardi.
Sack-a-Doodle!
They only show the overhead view of Green Bay for like 2 seconds because any longer you realize there are no buildings higher than 2 stories anywhere in the skyline.
“Section 108, Row 45. Male, projectile vomiting over rows.”
I love these updates.
full stadium experience!!
Let us know when you find packman jon
It really is adding a certain something isn’t it?
Did someone say awkward teou aikman pics?
A tumblr called Jack Off Time? Aw, I’m not made of stone.
…
Yet
Does the Tumblr mosaic viewer still work?
I don’t know or care
It’s all fakes and comics. Stupid nerd.
Fuck that drug – that is too many god damn side effects THAT COULD LEAD TO DEATH
Damn! I saw Sensabough coming from so far away and started praying he could get there in time.
Even if it was kinda a bad PI call, why do DBs never, and I mean NEVER, turn the fuck around and get the ball? Keeping your back to the QB is begging for all the PI calls, even the bullshit ones.
Yeah I didn’t think the pass was catchable but that argument kinda goes out the window when the DB just runs right the fuck over the receiver without so much as a backward glance.
MAKE IT STOP
DRC. His ass hurt.
No, it was his thigh.
“Extremely intoxicated male, vomiting all over bathroom. Dragging out through (???) gate.
JPP gives that play two nubs up
I said it on the previous page, but it bears repeating: I’ve really missed the Troy is gay jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HDZupVr3xs&app=desktop
Bullshit call. Jordy had given up on his route and was just fucking standing there.
On some level I respect Christians for their view on abortion. I mean their whole religion is based on a couple really sticking with their story after Joseph chicken out on using the coat hanger.
As yes the supposedly below average offensive line of green bay we keep hearing about.
Green bay excuse makers, I tell you what
I made hot chocolate and am sitting in the comfort of my own home. Someone call Wilford Brimley.
I just bought one from Starbucks. Say what you will about them, and me, but they make a hell of a peppermint hot chocolate.
Aaron Rodgers had more time to throw there than I did inside the V the last time i had sex.
Brrrrr
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Troy talking about Aaron licking his chops??
Chop is a code name for a state farm agent
THAT’S what thigh pads are for
“Mary, dob 1991, drunk, ejecting.”
I know we’ve seen a lot of careers get ruined by injury, but when you ignore career ending injuries, Cruz when downhill so fast.
Still not as bad as Dante Culpepper