“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
Oh if Bobby Rainey had done that a few years ago Ol’ Man Coughlin woulda ripped him a new one let me tell you!
http://www.boonotzsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tom_coughlin_giants_coach.jpg
I miss his bright red face on days like these.
this is the time on Sprockets where scotchy gets in his maple-flavoured car and drives down to murder Bobby Rainey….
SPROCKETS!!
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Joe Buck sounds moist when he talks about Rodgers.
You mean you don’t get a semi when you think about the Packers?
Can you imagine all the HOT SPORTS TAEKS we’re gonna hear tomorrow about the trip to Miami if the Giants lose?
90% of which will involve some variation on “well, now they’ve got ALL WINTER to spend in Miami.”
Worth it
Oh that was fucking stupid. BUT WAS HE ON THE BOAT?????
wat
We can haz safety?
The Jerry Sandusky Repertory Theater presents “Romeo and Juliet”
Fuck you Cobb. You don’t do a motherfucking thing in my fantasy team all year and now this.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/42946b6c50ec1270ff72193706be3dad/tumblr_oj1xelmRLa1s2wio8o1_1280.jpg
I’m sure if he knew he’d feel incredibly guilty
TD
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Rodgers-Top, Beckham- Bottom
This game is going to come down to whoever fucks up last. Eli derp vs. McCarthy derp.
Don’t count out the dark horse, the Officiating Crew
“Ugh, this game is too goddamn hard.”
“Just turn the defenses off. We’ll see how high we can get the total score.”
We’ve got a barn burner! And in Green Bay, you know what that means–grease fires.
I was gonna say better hurry up and finish with that sheep, or you gonna have to just pull out
Could involve a literal barn, as well.
Jimmy nodded off after shooting up and having a cig.
/heroin big round here
smgdh ,, cigarettes are bad FOAR u
That there is a man who wants zero to do with reality, but really can’t escape the need for social interaction.
Me?!?
Fuck the Steelers and their dirty fucking team.
I could definitely get behind harsher in-game penalties for blatantly dirty hits
and Jay Ajayi gets flagged for sticking up for his QB.
What wonderful skewed priorities.
THIS is why no run.
I repeat, THAT why no run!
one would think Cap’n BlueBunny might catch on….
Don’t you think the Packer’s successes running on the last series forced the Giants to defend more against the run?
Dance with the girl what brought you.
Outdoor college ice footy is over rated. Also cold and overpriced beer. Back at the bar.
This game is so good I managed to scare the shit out of the dog.
Literally?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/534da3991f0220589329bdfe05f74b59/tumblr_ohmksg1fzC1so28u7o4_1280.jpg
Might, uh, might want to give those fenders a kick or two there fella.
Mike McCarthy gotta get his walking papers if they blow this
…but god bless him WE GOTTA GAME, FINALLY
NOW this is a game worth getting wine drunk fer
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thanks for making me yelp like a little girl there, moose,
/obligatory smgdh
What kind of snake is that?
That’s downright adorable
Man, the @JSComments Twitter account is gonna be incredible tomorrow.
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/mike-mccarthy-on-packers-woes-im-a-highly-successful-nfl-coach-111416
I’ve got wins… dozens of wins, the best wins..
/whispers
I don’t want to jinx anything but we might have a good game on our hands
Goddamn it
I want a gift of Mccarthy seeing that td catch, looking at his playbook and just going, huh
Found it
?w=600&h=600
underthrow again, but NICE ADJUSTMENT DONKS PRACTICE SQUAD GUY WOO!!!
Aaron Rodgers handing the ball off twice in a row for a standard off-tackle run is a perfect encapsulation of Mike McCarthy’s tenure as head coach.
THIS LANDON COLLINS I CALL HIM SPYRO THE DRAGON BECAUSE HE SHUT DOWN RIP… fuck, kowski. Fuck it, close enough.
Is he relatively underrated despite being incredibly successful?
Because that’s spyro to me.
In other news, fuck Skylanders. This monstrosity is not Spyro, you fucks.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spyro/images/3/38/Sky_spyro2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/270?cb=20111102224912
See. Told you McCarthy would happen.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Rodgers, wait, that is what you want isn’t it?
HOLY SHIT THEY REALLY SNAPPED IT??
There it is, McCarthy fucking it up.
Well, that worked well.
I mean, they are normally such a power running side…
“I know that length.”
-j sterger
This is a Guns game? How have we not had a 3 minute long penalty explanation yet
Is it? I havent even noticed him.
“I’m surprised that was missed…”
The fuck have you been watching all year Troy?
Ripkowski proving one again that white people are the fucking worst
Ok, we get it Buck, Jordy died. Give it a rest.
Go Deep Rodgers. Rub sand on the Giants Defense nipples and go DEEP!
Does anyone else find it especially satisfying to watch a player that was released by another team do well on your team? (Christine Michael was released by Seattle midseason)
Ripkowski? Is that Kelly from Saved by The Bell’s brother?
These are the Gints I was looking for
Funny, I haven’t seen a single squad car in my area…
Ocean’s 14: Green Bay Cheese Heist
WE’VE HAD THOSE!
Like the syrup heist in Quebec.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-great-maple-syrup-heist-trial-opens-in-largest-theft-ever-investigated-by-quebec-police
I actually want to see this movie. Imagine the potential scenes:
*George Clooney going undercover at a dairy farm*
*Brad Pitt learning how to pronounce brat*
*Matt Damon chasing a rogue cheese wheel down a hill*
One of Christine Michael’s nicknames in Seattle was Banana Shoes.
One of Santonio Holmes’ nicknames in Pittsburgh was banana snake.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5mr0ip/signs_signs_everywhere_a_sign/
Jesus
Where!?
Rushing in Green Bay
Surprised He can play what those injuries to His hands and feet.
How did Hollywood decide Marky Mark is now Mr Boston
Ben Affleck became a movie star somehow and there was a void
He’s been keeping Bahstahn safe from Asians since he was 17…
Lahv that guy. Matt Damon never blinded no gook.
McAdoo would take solace in setting the post-season record for most punts inside opponent’s side of the 50…
He’ll have to crawl over McCarthy’s corpse to do it.