Your “Paging Tom Coughlin’s Red Face. Please Pick Up The White Courtesy Telegraph” NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread

“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”

-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction

NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!

…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?

GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh if Bobby Rainey had done that a few years ago Ol’ Man Coughlin woulda ripped him a new one let me tell you!

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I miss his bright red face on days like these.

King Hippo

this is the time on Sprockets where scotchy gets in his maple-flavoured car and drives down to murder Bobby Rainey….

herodotus450

SPROCKETS!!

Brick Meathook

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Spur

Joe Buck sounds moist when he talks about Rodgers.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

You mean you don’t get a semi when you think about the Packers?

Curse of Marino

Can you imagine all the HOT SPORTS TAEKS we’re gonna hear tomorrow about the trip to Miami if the Giants lose?

Dunstan

90% of which will involve some variation on “well, now they’ve got ALL WINTER to spend in Miami.”

Unsurprised

Worth it

litre_cola

Oh that was fucking stupid. BUT WAS HE ON THE BOAT?????

fleshwound_NPG

wat

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We can haz safety?

Horatio Cornblower

The Jerry Sandusky Repertory Theater presents “Romeo and Juliet”

ballsofsteelandfury

Fuck you Cobb. You don’t do a motherfucking thing in my fantasy team all year and now this.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I’m sure if he knew he’d feel incredibly guilty

Curse of Marino

Rodgers-Top, Beckham- Bottom

Spur

This game is going to come down to whoever fucks up last. Eli derp vs. McCarthy derp.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Don’t count out the dark horse, the Officiating Crew

Smithchez

“Ugh, this game is too goddamn hard.”

“Just turn the defenses off. We’ll see how high we can get the total score.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We’ve got a barn burner! And in Green Bay, you know what that means–grease fires.

King Hippo

I was gonna say better hurry up and finish with that sheep, or you gonna have to just pull out

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Could involve a literal barn, as well.

Shogun Marcus

Jimmy nodded off after shooting up and having a cig.
/heroin big round here

King Hippo

smgdh ,, cigarettes are bad FOAR u

Gratliff

That there is a man who wants zero to do with reality, but really can’t escape the need for social interaction.
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Unsurprised

Me?!?

Curse of Marino

Fuck the Steelers and their dirty fucking team.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I could definitely get behind harsher in-game penalties for blatantly dirty hits

Curse of Marino

and Jay Ajayi gets flagged for sticking up for his QB.

What wonderful skewed priorities.

Shogun Marcus

THIS is why no run.

Shogun Marcus

I repeat, THAT why no run!

King Hippo

one would think Cap’n BlueBunny might catch on….

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Don’t you think the Packer’s successes running on the last series forced the Giants to defend more against the run?

Shogun Marcus

Dance with the girl what brought you.

Sharkbait

Outdoor college ice footy is over rated. Also cold and overpriced beer. Back at the bar.

ballsofsteelandfury

Literally?

Horatio Cornblower

Might, uh, might want to give those fenders a kick or two there fella.

fleshwound_NPG

Mike McCarthy gotta get his walking papers if they blow this

…but god bless him WE GOTTA GAME, FINALLY

King Hippo

NOW this is a game worth getting wine drunk fer

King Hippo

thanks for making me yelp like a little girl there, moose,

/obligatory smgdh

the Alpha and the Amoeba

What kind of snake is that?

Brocky

That’s downright adorable

The Maestro

Man, the @JSComments Twitter account is gonna be incredible tomorrow.

Brocky

I’ve got wins… dozens of wins, the best wins..

Horatio Cornblower

/whispers

I don’t want to jinx anything but we might have a good game on our hands

Unsurprised

Goddamn it

ThursdaySkyGoddess

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Brocky

I want a gift of Mccarthy seeing that td catch, looking at his playbook and just going, huh

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Found it

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King Hippo

underthrow again, but NICE ADJUSTMENT DONKS PRACTICE SQUAD GUY WOO!!!

Smithchez

Aaron Rodgers handing the ball off twice in a row for a standard off-tackle run is a perfect encapsulation of Mike McCarthy’s tenure as head coach.

Senor Weaselo

THIS LANDON COLLINS I CALL HIM SPYRO THE DRAGON BECAUSE HE SHUT DOWN RIP… fuck, kowski. Fuck it, close enough.

Brocky

Is he relatively underrated despite being incredibly successful?

Because that’s spyro to me.

Senor Weaselo
Spur

See. Told you McCarthy would happen.

litre_cola

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Rodgers, wait, that is what you want isn’t it?

King Hippo

HOLY SHIT THEY REALLY SNAPPED IT??

fleshwound_NPG

There it is, McCarthy fucking it up.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, that worked well.

King Hippo

I mean, they are normally such a power running side…

Shogun Marcus

“I know that length.”
-j sterger

Recovery Whiskey

This is a Guns game? How have we not had a 3 minute long penalty explanation yet

litre_cola

Is it? I havent even noticed him.

Horatio Cornblower

“I’m surprised that was missed…”

The fuck have you been watching all year Troy?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ripkowski proving one again that white people are the fucking worst

Spur

Ok, we get it Buck, Jordy died. Give it a rest.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Spur

Go Deep Rodgers. Rub sand on the Giants Defense nipples and go DEEP!

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Does anyone else find it especially satisfying to watch a player that was released by another team do well on your team? (Christine Michael was released by Seattle midseason)

litre_cola

Ripkowski? Is that Kelly from Saved by The Bell’s brother?

Gratliff

These are the Gints I was looking for

Shogun Marcus

Funny, I haven’t seen a single squad car in my area…

ballsofsteelandfury

Ocean’s 14: Green Bay Cheese Heist

Shogun Marcus

WE’VE HAD THOSE!

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I actually want to see this movie. Imagine the potential scenes:

*George Clooney going undercover at a dairy farm*
*Brad Pitt learning how to pronounce brat*
*Matt Damon chasing a rogue cheese wheel down a hill*

Recovery Whiskey

One of Christine Michael’s nicknames in Seattle was Banana Shoes.

Cecil Rhodes

One of Santonio Holmes’ nicknames in Pittsburgh was banana snake.

Unsurprised

Jesus

Horatio Cornblower

Where!?

Unsurprised

Rushing in Green Bay

Horatio Cornblower

Surprised He can play what those injuries to His hands and feet.

Recovery Whiskey

How did Hollywood decide Marky Mark is now Mr Boston

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ben Affleck became a movie star somehow and there was a void

Horatio Cornblower

He’s been keeping Bahstahn safe from Asians since he was 17…

Mother Puncher

Lahv that guy. Matt Damon never blinded no gook.

King Hippo

McAdoo would take solace in setting the post-season record for most punts inside opponent’s side of the 50…

Horatio Cornblower

He’ll have to crawl over McCarthy’s corpse to do it.

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