NFL News:
- The Raiders have officially filed their relocation papers with the League.
- According to Yelp, the second best, but closest, moving company to the O.co is West Coast Moving Systems. They have a three-hour guaranteed response time, and proudly advertise having moved Gary Payton.
- This seems right up Mark Davis’ cheap-ass alley.
- According to Yelp, the second best, but closest, moving company to the O.co is West Coast Moving Systems. They have a three-hour guaranteed response time, and proudly advertise having moved Gary Payton.
- Three relocations in two years? Who’s next – the Jags?!
- The Seahawks may lose a second-round pick for failing to disclose Richard Sherman’s season-long knee injury.
- According to Mort, this would be an elevation of their fifth-round deduction as penalty for violating rules surrounding off-season workouts.
- Travis Kelce’s favourite official Carl Cheffers has been selected as the Super Bowl referee.
- Jim Irsay announced Andrew Luck had successful shoulder surgery.
- But he has absolutely no idea where Luck’s painkillers went.
- Nope; no idea at all.
- unrelated, but related to Painkillers:
- But he has absolutely no idea where Luck’s painkillers went.
- Adrian Peterson announced his short-list were he to leave the Vikings.
- But, y’know, he wants to stay.
- If he doesn’t, it’d be to either the Giants, Texans or Buccaneers.
Finally, more Crimebeat! than NFL news, but Oklahoma CB Parrish Cobb was arrested on three counts of aggravated robbery for incidents in Waco, Texas between January 7-10.
- Cobb, who was a Baylor committee until Art Briles was dismissed, is from Waco and is alleged to have been the driver of the vehicle responsible for transporting both he and the gunman.
- As evidenced by the fact the car was identified by two of the victims, is registered to a relative of Cobb’s, and had an OU parking permit on the dash.
- Posted bond was $90,000.
I can’t wait for some idiot to say this wouldn’t have happened had Baylor not done Art Briles wrong.
It sure was nice of the nfl.com “Super Bowl Challenge” to send me “Thank you for playing notices”, especially after KC & Seattle crapped out and cost me my remaining picks. But I guess my Scottish last name was confusing to them, because while I got the requisite notification in English
it seems they also sent Spanish
and German
just in case. Not French, though, despite my Canadian address.
That’s what I deserve, I suppose, for picking the Chiefs over the Steelers & Seahawks over the Falcons. I guess I doomed myself by choosing mayo over Miracle Whip at the start of the season.
Tonight’s discussion question:
President Trump – will he be Warren Harding incompetent or Eisenhower hands-off?
- Both had popular campaign slogans
- Harding: “A return to normalcy”
- Eisenhower: “I Like Ike”
- Both started as popular presidents
- Harding reinforced laws on Prohibition, despite being a raging alcoholic.
- Campaigned against “communism, Korea and corruption.”
- Both had corrupt underlings or party members they weren’t paying attention to until too late.
- Harding – scandals: Teapot Dome; the Veterans’ Bureau
- Eisenhower – Richard Nixon; Joseph McCarthy
History has been much kinder to Eisenhower.
I am open to other suggestions.
Make sure to pour one out tonight for George Clooney’s first cousin Miguel Ferrer. Throat cancer, age 61.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Blues – 8:00PM | CSN Mid-Atlantic / Sportsnet
- Lightning at Sharks – 10:30 – Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Wizards at Knicks – 7:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- Suns at Cavaliers – 7:00PM | TSN2
- Timberwolves at Clippers – 9:30PM | TNT / TSN2
- NCAA: tons, highlighted games are
- Maryland at Iowa – 6:00PM | ESPN
- Clemson at Louisville – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Figure Skating: U.S. Championships – 8:30PM | NBCSN
- Women’s short program
Like a 70% chance I am out for the night. One last Shirley Manson (of Garbage fame) before I take off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlu2AA6mck
Asked and answered.
I’m out. Night gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-mj-2SVMG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhPUAVgHZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QagknwNl6Q4
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9dd6a897ebc22a8b0ae123e5508ea889/tumblr_oc127pf8yW1u1vkloo1_400.jpg
Big. Fucking. Twinkie.
Thanks God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtVvq4I_S0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNtN83-vQmw
The car alarm defeats the main purpose, but there is some satisfaction in the results.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e16be33f992b190a9a66d4c1bc5eaf3a/tumblr_oigxr1OhdC1qb9y67o1_500.gif
Fine…if we’re freeballing…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziA88-n02k
I can admit this is shitty (like the whole third verse or lack thereof). It’s embedded in my brain though due to timing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSfpSOBD30U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVSKydUxKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj2CD5xgpNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3xXlXSOKk
I am not picking a genre tonight appearently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1z4vkPWkLQ
Good, I love variety.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPPLCMKy7Vc
I think the theme is “borderline shitty” which is not yet shitty enough for us to comp to.
More or less.
We are posting it at 3 am. We can just admit we like it now. Nobody is even gonna check the post tomorrow
No shush.
We have to live this down tomorrow.
FUCK THAT; I’M POSTING STUFF I LIKE, MR. BUTTFACE.
I’LL ALSO RELISTEN TO IT TOMORROW.
Fine.
Fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDy2wCQYSrU
BOSS TODD post is done and ready for launch. I just need a date and time to spit Kodiak chew on the rest of DFO.
THEY FUCKING FOUND WALDO AND HE IS FUCKING UNDER ARREST!!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/85a296747ad3b3920a3c81c038f163e5/tumblr_oidmw4vv0a1uxbwf5o1_1280.jpg
I never trusted that guy. Why was he always hiding?
Fuck that guy.
FUCK THE POLICE! THESE CHARGES ARE TRUMPED UP AND FALSE!!
LOYDERING??? FUCK YOU!
BOSS TODD’s shift bagging groceries is done at 1pm. Then he needs another hour to clean up the BOSS CAMARO. Then, and only then, can the Kubiak spit be dispelled upon us.
Saw these guys at Le Poisson Rouge back in 09 or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI8SoWxphHc
Going in the complete opposite direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3bWFao05k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
I think one of the worst things in life is having to substitute help someone out for your mom when she is hurt knowing the guy only asked her to help because he wanted to bang her. Then getting there to help and the dude is mad it is me and not my mom. We both know it. Then I have to do some bullshit task that takes all day. Then I go home and if I mention it to my mom I am the crazy one, even though she has ended many friendships with guys after because they were only trying to sleep with her.
/ End of rants. You might not like my terrible music I have ready though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1TT0yVTlRg
Hehehehe…..
/duck projectiles again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyZeF_DLq4
RAMPAGE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAzdgU_kpGo
Twice in one day? *checks clock* Well it is tomorrow…
Your grasp of time zones is remarkable. I hope management takes this into account when your DFO annual renewal comes up.
I missed the first one.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d4aec9ca413091038eef2da11770de20/tumblr_oiw581Y0EE1v471sqo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ca17db8395fa2470092eb20bf620ce8a/tumblr_oj41mz7uZe1r3dezno1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0
Rikki should do a request line from this thread goddamnit!
Right?
RIGHT
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c8eb1d2a33b82c6633f7df461bee1292/tumblr_ohtdrbnJnV1s2wio8o1_500.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpoqzt2EHaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkI4EKKHMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTpLvsYYHw