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Rudolph the Raycess Reindeer: CrimeBeat! Followup Edition
Whelp, the other shoe has…um…sort of dropped. While we were all distracted by Potentially P(a)edophile Princes and Tua Tagovailoa’s first contract value going from…
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CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail…
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CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It’s that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break,…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…
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Broadcasts From An Undisclosed Location
Listen up! And Welcome to InfoWars! The only show that takes you inside the Deep State so you can finally understand what the Globalists…
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CrimeBeat!: Detroit Lions Season Preview Edition
(Puts on Vince Mancini hat, dusts off Armond White’s seminal work, “Ethnic Frisson: Pretentiously Overbearing Pontification in Mid-Pre-Post-Modern Cinematic TruthBombing”) I am continually fascinated…
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CrimeBeat!: Bat Country Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA CHARGE: Indecent exposure With apologies to…
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CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition
Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me…
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CrimeBeat!: Gift Horse Edition Part I
So, over the last year of doing this “column,” I have bitched on numerous occasions in the past about how desolate and bereft of…
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CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…