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CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition
/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…
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CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The “Author”: pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the…
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Your “THIS is League Stability?”Thursday Night Open Thread
NFL News: The Raiders have officially filed their relocation papers with the League. According to Yelp, the second best, but closest, moving company to…
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CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition
Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished…
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Everyone on the Internet is wrong: A Balls Wild Card Preview
As you already know, we have four games this weekend. That much there is no argument about. As to who will win, that’s where…
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CrimeBeat! Triumphant Return Edition
Oh men. MEN! I apologize, from the deepest cockles of my heart, for the no-doubt-emotionally-devastating wasteland that your lives have been during the prolonged…
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CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition
Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it’s perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I…
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CrimeBeat!: The White Album Edition
Hello and welcome back to CrimeBeat!, the internet’s only source for NFL crime-related news not beholden to donors, party politics or special interests. Brought…
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CrimeBeat!: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!?! Edition
Brothers and sisters and those in between, I thank you for joining the DFO congregation on this glorious day. It is a day of…