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CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition

/Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from…

No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PRESEASON MVPs CHARGE: Breach of promise OMG YOU…

So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…

Whelp, that’s what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some…

Continuing the tradition of great Crime News I Can Use breaking just after I put up my post, news out of Dallas today broke…

Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…

Jeebus Cripes. As Albert Einstein (probably never) said, “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.…

So yeah. In God’s ongoing quest to drive me insane using ten thousand tiny frustrations, last week’s best Crime News I Could Use came…

Well fuckery. I mean, Fourth of July weekend is traditionally a feast for your everyday Pulp Sports Crime Writer, and not just because Uncle…

Men. MEN! In what I can only assume was a brilliant ploy to eliminate opponents of Real Football In London, Roger Goodell has successfully…