Someone Had To Do It – A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

So, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their fifth Super Bowl. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction:

Maestro

How the fuck did that get in there? Well, there’s always one or two in a crowd.

Back to business. People, do you want the Patriots to win?

Well, that sums everything up nicely. Any dramatic final thoughts?

Go Falcons!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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litre_cola

Just ate some thc brownies, all the married guys with kids are allowed out today. Going to virtual golf at the bar, I give 0 fucks that it snowed 20 cm’s last night and give 0 fucks about the game. Today is a day for drinking heavily gentlemen, Grumblelord and Dreamboat may not ruin this day of impairment!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“I’ll give your mom 20cm, grumble grumble”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s 8 inches for us normal ‘Murricans.
And I’m about to smoke some thc, hold the brownies.

Also, can you drop the link for the AFL tip again. I missed it last night and I’m too lazy to go find it again. I’ll bookmark it this time…..probably.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Masterfully done. Also, Elizabeth Banks is gorgeous.

Senor Weaselo

I’d rather do my best Tophat Jones impersonation than watch Dreamboat and Grumblelord win

Fronkenshteen

I think Atlanta wins, goddammit. Neutral field. Fast track. Want it more. Belichick cant fuck with the Falcons communications. Better run game. Shit. They might win BIG.

Big Black Richard
Big Black Richard

Counterpoint: We’ve entered a time when pure evil reins.

For example, the Cubs won the World Series.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Gratliff

If this is the price I must pay for the Cowboys’ embarrassment, I’m just going to have to learn to live with it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

David Carradine has a suggestion of something that’s better than the Patriots winning another Super Bowl.

Dunstan
Dunstan

If I may venture a different opinion:

OH FUCK NO!