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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
So, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their fifth Super Bowl. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction:
How the fuck did that get in there? Well, there’s always one or two in a crowd.
Back to business. People, do you want the Patriots to win?
Well, that sums everything up nicely. Any dramatic final thoughts?
Go Falcons!
Just ate some thc brownies, all the married guys with kids are allowed out today. Going to virtual golf at the bar, I give 0 fucks that it snowed 20 cm’s last night and give 0 fucks about the game. Today is a day for drinking heavily gentlemen, Grumblelord and Dreamboat may not ruin this day of impairment!
“I’ll give your mom 20cm, grumble grumble”
That’s 8 inches for us normal ‘Murricans.
And I’m about to smoke some thc, hold the brownies.
Also, can you drop the link for the AFL tip again. I missed it last night and I’m too lazy to go find it again. I’ll bookmark it this time…..probably.
Masterfully done. Also, Elizabeth Banks is gorgeous.
I’d rather do my best Tophat Jones impersonation than watch Dreamboat and Grumblelord win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVgMFY1JFGU
I think Atlanta wins, goddammit. Neutral field. Fast track. Want it more. Belichick cant fuck with the Falcons communications. Better run game. Shit. They might win BIG.
Counterpoint: We’ve entered a time when pure evil reins.
For example, the Cubs won the World Series.
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
If this is the price I must pay for the Cowboys’ embarrassment, I’m just going to have to learn to live with it.
David Carradine has a suggestion of something that’s better than the Patriots winning another Super Bowl.
Soundtrack by INXS.
If I may venture a different opinion:
OH FUCK NO!
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