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2Pack’s Random Cortina-Milano 2026 Winter Olympic Games Thoughts and Relevant Recollections
Hippo and Other Hippo are saving their pithiness FOAR Monday’s Owl in review. Fortunately, 2pack chipped in with the following, epic Olympics post. Without…
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Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview
Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few…
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Your “When Does AAFL Season Start?” Monday Evening Open Thread
So, there is no news today, as the league basks in the warming glow of the positive vibes from yesterday’s thrilling matchup. Let’s take…
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Your Saturday Evening Open Thread & Musical Retrospective
Hi everyone, It’s 2019, and my first Saturday evening post of the year. Last year, I tried each week to feature a song with…
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The Devil’s Other Advocate
BAILIFF: All rise! JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo! Now, what do we have before us today? BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft… JUDGE: Boring! BAILIFF:…
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Your “No One Likes Us; We Don’t Care” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: So, the market cap is now set at 5 years, $137 million, with $74 million guaranteed. I don’t know who they’re going…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Five-Time Super Bowl Losing New England Patriots
I know it’s been a few days, but there’s still plenty of Patriots schadenfreude to absorb. Let’s just drink it all in, shall we?…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Conference Championships
Or, “The Reasonableness of the Situation”. Honestly, after how the games turned out, I was expecting far more vitriol than I found. The Jags…
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Your “Satan Has Taken His Toll, And He Took It Out On Me” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Cardinals have hired Steve Wilks, Panthers 2017 Defensive Coordinator, as their new head coach. He also interviewed with the Titans and…