Kind of a short write-up today. I’m quite hung over. Yes, it was worth it, until the wife finds out I dropped $100 on the evening. Strangely, none of it on strippers; last time I was at one, one of my former students walked out on stage. I left until she was done.
NFL News:
- Eddie Lacy is going to the Seahawks. One-year; $5.5 million, with $3 million guaranteed no matter his weight.
- I’m not getting rid of my Rawls jersey just yet.
- Cordarrelle Patterson signed a two-year deal with the “Oakland” Raiders.
- The Vikings signed Datone Jones away from the Packers.
- Oh God – the Browns might make a play for Kirk Cousins.
- Ted Ginn is going to drop balls for the Saints, for three years…THREE YEARS?! $11 MILLION?!
I detest the play-in games; calling the the “First Four” doesn’t pretty them up much. They reek of desperation, and they don’t even get shown on a real network. I’m surprised truTV can afford to stop showing “Impractical Jokers”. I’d love to see the complaint letters from the old ladies who are forced to miss an episode of “Talk Show the Game Show”.
However, I will take the time to remind you about DFOs Bracket Challenge. Somehow, I ended up with Kentucky winning it all, and I’m too lazy or inept to figure out how to change it.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Wild at Capitals – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Blackhawks at Canadiens – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- NBA:
- Pistons vs. Cavaliers – 7:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- Play-in games:
- Mount St. Mary’s vs. New Orleans – 6:30PM | truTV
- Kansas State vs. Wake Forest – 9:00PM | truTV
- NIT: all over the ESPNs; highlights
- North Carolina (Greensboro) at Syracuse – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Indiana at Georgia Tech – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Play-in games:
I suppose the hockey is just for Canadians, although I’m not sure why TSN isn’t showing the basketball. MAKES NO SENSE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DsJQdpwwI
Welp,that was weird
Wherever Don T is, I found my new favorite Puerto Rican GIF to celebrate their win over the Domenican Republic.
http://kimages.imikimi.com/image/pT1Y-125-1.gif
Okay, my second favorite…
http://king-mag.com/files/2015/06/Sophia-Marie-1.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vj1rwP7ps8
What a game! That 9-2 DP was another level.
Friday against USA.
If it wasn’t Irish Xmas and I wasn’t already committed to a pub crawl, I’d be there at Petco for it.
The dog really ties this one together
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I am currently engaged in drinking way too much whiskey, way too fast. 10 shots in an hour. I promise to do the responsible thing and pass out half off my bed and only piss myself not the bed.
Do what I did last night and put couch cushions on the floor & sleep on those. That way, if you piss yourself it doesn’t wreck the bed,many if you fall off its only three inches to the floor.
NIT is fascinating in a “who gives a damn/who actually wants to be here” sort of way.
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Quit posting Trump pics
I broke a significant piece of my chair by doing nothing 2 nights ago. My night tonight is a balancing act so I don’t fall backwards and smash my face into the bed frame that is next to me.
Also I am drinking heavily
I did the same thing.
Evening everyone. Anything good happen?
My life in general is a series of bad shit happening around me whether or not I caused it. Not asking for pity more a general assessment
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Oh sí. Yadier Molina was a god.
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I bet that pic on the wall is Morrissey. Under, um… Syd Barrett.
a little early for WF to just give up, but I do appreciate the extra 5 minutes of sleep!
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The Ice Cowboys are absolute ass. I blame Drumph.
buh bye, Danny Boy
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Bullseye
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What in the actual fuck
Great moments in parenting.
The Flash seems to intentionally burn any good story for angst or just shitty writers. It is what made Arrow far less good and the spinoff is following suit. I will still watch but seriously they are trying hard to stop me.
Yes but what about the visual effects? They’re outstanding I’ve been told.
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Does truTV always tries this hard to be “wacky”?
Ok, trying to talk myself into having a few drinks and trying to sit in on drums for “open jam” night at the bar down the street. On the one hand, could be fun and would be good practice. On the other hand, I have to get up I’m 7.5 hours to drive to the airport. What sayest thee?
As a person who does the math down to the minute on his sleep schedule I say no. Flying is the worst and at best you will get 3.5 hours of sleep if you decide to go out. That being said it sounds like fun
Counterpoint, I’m going right from the airport to meetings, so I think showing up exhausted and hungover could work.
Well get your lazy not drunk enough ass out there quickly and quit responding to me if you are gonna do it
Touché
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Mrs. Baskets WOO!!!!
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Mirko Cro Cop wedding reception?
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I laughed and still have a shit-eating grin. Why am I such a sick fuck??
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I thought you were a mallard with a cold
I didn’t know you were German.
This Play-in game I call it the opponent of Brown because it has the most Offensive Boards I’ve ever seen.
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I’d let HER pilot my cock, if’n ya know what I mean…
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Then Trump should be Nostra-fucking-damus.
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“I can’t believe only 5 years ago this game was just played in driveways”
“I can’t believe only 5 years ago these girls were just in grade school”
/ paraphrased without looking up the actual quote. I am probably somehow pretty off
How am I supposed to know which underdog, disrespected team I identify most with as an upper middle class white male if they are both the same seed?
Pick the one with more white guys.
I’m currently going with the team with more dreadlocked ponytails. More Grit.
If someone gave me a time machine I’d probably use it to go back to the 70’s and try to fuck Lynda Carter.
I’d fail, mind you, but it would be worth the effort.
Maybe you already did, called her wonderful, and that’s why she auditioned for the role!
I bought a used La-Z-Boy recliner from the Habitat for Humanity furniture store for my bedroom. I gon’ up my muthafuckin’ recluse game, yo!!
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This Rachel Maddow, I CALL HER MIKE RYAN BECAUSE SHE JUST ROWLES’D THE SHIT OUT OF THE WORLD
Oh shit it is pouring snow right now in Roanoke. This shit was suppose to be done already.
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OOK!
Jesus she’s hot.
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