How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that’s how…
#4S Butler v. #1S North Carolina (7:09, CBS)
I’ve never wanted to hear a cringeworthy Jim Nantz “The Butler did it!!” pun MOAR in my entire stupid life. P.S. A player in this fixture served as the inspiration for a Commentist Party member’s chosen moniker. Bonus imaginary points if’n you can figure out who.
#7E South Carolina v. #3E Baylor (7:39, TBS)
The Chickens aren’t really used to being the good guy, nor really having they basketball side having notice paid to it all (outside of being coached by a Mafia hitman). But when you beat Coach K, then take on the embodiment of Rape Culture the next time out…you get a little following.
#3S UCLA v. #2S Kentucky (9:39, CBS)
CBS executives all simultaneously ejaculate (even the ladies). Yes, I will still reluctantly watch. Big Blue will roll.
#8E Wisconsin v. #4E Florida (10:09, TBS)
Time to see how good Bucky Badger’s deal with the devil is. Nothing fluky about their win over Nova – they just beat ’em straight up. The Gators are playing like a house of fire right now, so yet another gear needs to be found/goat to be sacrificed.
WTF did I stumble upon?
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Never have I seen such an ipad player, he’s a generational talent.
It’s peak France, this crew.
They won’t win the All Time Peak France award until they get super mega popular, and then retire just to stick it in everyone’s faces.
Allie wants to bang Frank Martin. I guess it’s right what they say about a woman always noticing a man’s watch, shoes, and car.
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WHO WANTS TO TRY THIS RED SAUCE? NOT YOU WHATTA YA NUTS?
When your coach is a Mafia Don, you listen to him at timeouts when your lead gets cut in half ,, ppl forget that.
Seeing a car decline to run over that guy from the Big Bang Theory and honk at him instead is like all those Jets having a chance to level Tom Brady when he gets out in front of the ballcarrier. I’m not sure whether to be sad or furious.
Yes.
MOOOOOZAAAARELLLLLLLL
A reminder that this Chickens side lost to Roll Damn Tide (basketballing edition) thrice this season.
I see Ryan and Trump gave Baylor a pep talk before tonight’s game.
Butler without that Gordon Ligthfoot guy just never had a chance.
How embarrassing. Based on the score, TBS has the seeds reversed on the teams.
Wow. There’s a word for what’s happening to Baylor but it’s not a term that school officials would recognize or acknowledge.
BayBay asked FOAR it!! They were wearing tight warmups ,, smgdh
In honor of Coach Cal, I just enjoyed a delicious pregame chicken parm.
New basketball rule: you can trade a timeout for 5 points if you’re down by more than 20 in the second half. Or just institute a running clock in the same situation and get the bloodbath over with.
or if playing the Holes, can opt to kick Ol’ Roy squa’ in the nuts.
Or, force them to replace a player with the student who did all their homework for 2 minutes of game time.
Wish they had instituted that rule during the Super Bowl. But it’s of little consequence; Kyle Shanahan would still have found a way to shit the bed.
I haven’t seen a Butler looking so wrecked since Woodhouse got his prescription for Fentanyl filled.
/RIP George Coe
Damn it, I wish I could parlay a quip like so!
Things I will never get sick of:
Pizza, nachos, beer
Things I am close to getting sick of:
Kristen Bell shilling for everything….
/Sorry not sorry
//nohomo
Allie LaForce makes me almost have feelings again.
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HAPPY DRUMPFCARE SCHADENFREUDE DAY
“I didn’t get to kill millions of ppl, most of witch voted 4 me!! SAD!!! THANKS OBAMA!!1!111”
So Billy Idol and David Bowie are different people, eh?
there ain’t no beating our COCKS!!!! amirite??
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If “Too Much Whiskey” was a drink it would be my favorite.
aka “Hippo’s Freshman year at NC State”
/so many scenes missing
Oh, too good to drink Natural Light like the rest of us eh? Well la-di-da.
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Fucking great. I already hated international breaks badly enough, but now some Welsh areshole apparently broke Seamus Coleman’s leg tonight. Everton’s spark plug RB likely out for a full year, perhaps never to be the same again.
Dirty fucking cunt.
Player was red carded immediately, TV crews wouldn’t show the replay it was so gruesome.
/hears Seamus and Dirty Fucking Cunt
//runs
I’ve got a gif of it…
it was a member of the fucking Redshite who did it, too. Right before the Derby.
Oh, ok…all the popular kids like Hippo better than me. I get it.
It’s OK, my feelings aren’t hurt.
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holy shit, is that a young Meribeth Monroe??
/also nobody likes ME, they like teh tourneyment
I hope that first sentence wasn’t serious or else I will have to murder you for realz.
Of course the Kansas fan is the asshole in that Coke ad.
If there’s a KU fan nearby, it’s usually a safe bet they’re the asshole no matter where they are.
(I presume you might be a KU fan, so apologies)
((still true tho))
Definitely not a Jayhawk fan, so it’s all good.
yeah, Croooooow likes teh Iowas
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2/10 wears underwear WOULD NOT BANG!!!11111
Calvin Klein underwear too! I hope she doesn’t expect a steady supply of that from me, I’m not made of money. Or underwear.
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Another reason to like the Gamecocks – they refer to U*NC as “Blue Carolina” which makes them really upset. WHO DARES DENY THEIR ONE WORD SUPREMACY??
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CHALKIE!!!
Too few ppl watched Boardwalk Empire, which is a damned shame. Chalkie White was an even better character than Omar Little from The Wire.
That’s another I’ve been meaning to binge but haven’t found the time yet.
Drinking and feeling sorry for oneself takes up a shitload of time, man.
“Blue Carolina” is still one syllable though, right?
1 or 12, depending on which part of the state…
Have I told you before how much I hate Carolina??
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I like mustard BBQ, but otherwise both Carolinas can fuck the fuck off.
They is many stabbable components to yer sentence, Yankee!! 😀
I drive to Georgia from New York every year. Driving through the Carolinas is when I’m at my bleakest.
oh Christ, you drive on the worst road AND see the shittiest parts of North Cakalaky (arguably, take US 70 East and it gets even shittier until you hit water, but that’s splitting hairs).
It’s not driving through Jersey?
Basketball talk on this thread. Girl pictures and Moose gifs on the SF thread.
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Two open threads??
tWBS must have contracted FAS.
Sexy weird on one, weird weird on the other.
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I’m sticking with this one, I don’t need to be silently judged by the sexiness
Happy fucking Friday.
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Titty Girl and Thinspo.
I was fortunate to catch two unbelievable concerts this past week. I saw Clapton on Sunday night at MSG and followed it up with Wilco at the Beacon on Wednesday. If you’ve never heard of Wilco or their guitarist Nels Cline (since 2004), get on it. He honestly floors me every time we see him. Has to be one of the best guitarists I’ve ever witnessed. He’s out of this world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBpDs-BfwO0
Completely agree on Nels Cline. He’s amazing.
I just dropped some HOT FIRE in the request line and I’m here to mix it up.
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Out for now. Taking my newly 39 year aged ass to gorge on food.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
What’s the protocol here…do we give him 39 spankings? Does Moose administer them?
Tough but fair.
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NOW you do this after I TRASHED the Hard Ride to Nowhere thread!
