Yes, I admit it’s another really messed up title this week.  But I’m not intentionally being cryptic this time.  It’s really very simple…

ABC: Anybody But Carolina.  And to be clear, that is specifically aimed at NORTH Carolina in this particular instance (it usually is…I’d actually kinda like to see Frankenstein and his mighty Cocks take the whole thing…but they won’t).

Long ago, U*NC has systematically, systemically and INTENTIONALLY instituted a policy of academic fraud as a means of keeping its student athletes eligible.  This has been documented…and documented quite well, actually.  Yet they’ve suffered not one sanction for it because they’ve jobbed the system by denying and deflecting….but most of all by delaying.  Their own internal reviews have proven them guilty as sin…..and yet…..?

They’ve been forced to vacate not one win, let alone their ill gotten championships (and don’t forget the money those brought in….AND ARE STILL BRINGING IN…. via multiple different cash streams).  The University* of North Carolina has embodied everything wrong with college sports AND academics over the past decade and a half (at least), and yet here they sit, poised to win another championship and bring in more money which they cheated to get.  And nobody cares anymore because now it’s old news.  The fuckers got away with the college athletics/academics equivalent of murder.

I am not exaggerating.  Nor am I exaggerating when I ask you, American Sports Fan….how can you live with yourself when the alleged University* of North Carolina is looking at you and laughing at you?

Over the past two weekends….did you hear one thing mentioned about their ongoing scandal (yes it IS ongoing, though no one seems to care anymore) as they cheated their way to another Final Four?  No…and you won’t this weekend either.

And they are laughing at you.  Because they know they’ve gotten away with it and you are too apathetic to care.

(NSFW)……

Every time you see this man, you should throw rotten fruit and D-cell batteries at his disproportionately sized, Huckleberry Hound looking face…

Huckster fuck is laughing his way to the bank.  Already laughed his way into the HOF.

Goddamned right I’m bitter!!!!

/deep breath

Anywhoo….SUBJECT CHANGE!!!!!!!

The Wrestlemania thing is Brocky’s fault.  Blame him for that one.  And God help him if I can find some Wrestlemania chicks wearing gloves…his head will go all kersplodey (no the other one).

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT(?)

OK, admittedly…”BIG” might be overstating it.

But for the four or five of you who actually do read In Search of a Goddess (get a life you poor bastards!!!!)….

ballsofsteelandfury and myself have something special planned for you next week.  It came about mostly because we went on a meth fueled writing binge over the course of a couple of days.  The net result of which is that we ended up with an episode which was 10k+ words in length… more than 3 times the length of our average episode.  Sooooo….we chopped it in thirds (approximately) and it will become……..

NOGALES WEEK!!!

OK, I might be overselling it I suppose.  But it does have sex, drugs and violence.  And multiple border crossings.  And naked celebrities.  Plus Dave finally shows his true colors.  Oh and a really pretty girl beats me up…repeatedly.  That’s always fun.

Anywhooo….it gets going on Monday at 11am normal time.  Then we’ll pick back up on Wednesday and Friday, probably as a late night after dark type offering.

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Wrestling Chicks

OK, so this week, the lack of a real sports update section is Brocky’s fault.  OK, I’m lying.  I was already looking for an excuse…I can admit it.  Honestly guys, everything about sports has just been annoying the ever loving shit out of me lately.  Including the NCAA Tournament, if I’m being honest.  But you know…learned behaviors, peer pressure…it’s all very complicated psychologically I suppose.  Bottom line tho is that I HAVE to watch that damn tournament.  It’s like some weird annual harvesting of basketball crack.  If you miss out, you gotta wait another 11 months.

But I digress…

Wrestling Chicks.  Brocky, you should have known that I’d take license on this request if you weren’t any more specific than you were.  Live and learn….

So….is this what you meant by wrestling chicks?

Maybe this?  I mean, she is pretty….but I’d have to ask for ID I think…

Now we’re getting closer to the Sexy, but I think maybe I’m still not getting it….

OK, now I get it….

And awayyyyy we gooooo…..

So yes, as I am learning as we go, please bear with me.  But apparently hot wrestling chicks do stuff like this….

And this…

And even this….

So of course, they’ve now got my attention.  But it gets better…

Seriously…you see that…right?

How about some Trish Stratus?

She likes pulling her pants down.  We are OK with this.

We can’t forget Stacy Keibler…holee molee…

Full disclosure, I don’t usually go for gals that tall and also meaner than me.  Makes it too easy for them to punch me in the head…but in her case….

Also, she does present a nice….ummmm….target.

Moar Stacy?  Fuck yes….

Truth be told, however, I do kinda have a thing for gals who are smaller and meaner than me.  At least then they have to work a little harder to do damage to my cranium.  It’s a learned safety redundancy measure when one dates crazy girls.  Anyway, Alexa Bliss just so happens to fill that role…she’s 5′ 1″ of pure (and quite tightly packed..hehe) meanness…and she’s also kinda perrty….

She also does a not half bad Harley Quinn, which is just a bonus in my book.  So Alexa, how about you bring your mean little self over tonight and I can teach you the finer points of a little wrestling move I like to call the…..double schmuplex……?

Fine, be that way you stuck up little….Angel (I forgive you already…call me).

Moving on then….

Seriously, now we’re just bordering upon overt “arena porn”.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

But for the ultimate melding of sexy and badass, one cannot overlook Sasha Banks….

Seriously….Now watch this….

Fake or not, that shit ain’t easy.

So, pants off….errrrr  hats off to you badass sexy wrestling ladies.  Go kick somebody’s ass!!!

Just not mine, please.  We’ll except for you, Alexa.  We’ll talk.

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Sexy, Part II….NCAA Final Four

OK, originally before Brocky just had to have his Wrestlemania chicks, TGISF was going to be only cheerleaders of NCAA Final Four participants this week.  And we’re still gonna do that a little here, now.  But it’s going to now be abbreviated.  Well, everybody except Oregon, that is.  They’ll get their due.

But no regrets.  (That little Alexa Bliss has me VERY distracted, FWIW….just saying).

OK, Final Four….

Game One – #7 South Carolina vs #1 Gonzaga – Saturday, April 1, 6pm

Can’t beat our Cocks….

Versus…just another team named Bulldogs…

Winner?  WhoTF cares?  Neither of these teams stands a chance of winning both this game, and then turning around and beating U*NC’s ass on short notice anyway, so I’m done with ya’s.

But I like SCar for the upset here.  No shit.  Too bad they’ll be well out of gas by Monday Night.

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Game Two – #3 Oregon vs #1 U*NC – Saturday, April 1, 8:45pm

Arrogance…..

Versus….Yeah, OK….Arrogance…

(but those duck girls just got something….Go Ducks)

Yes, Dammit.  If there is a god, Oregon is your National Champion.

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I don’t even feel like searching thru my my own photos this week.  But I will…. *sigh*.

Here….This one will be 2 years old later this summer.  It’s one of those things where the sun’s beams in the late afternoon created some very odd reflections/refractions and made it appear this particular Dragon Fly was smiling evilly, in a “Silence of the Lambs” kinda way.  It still kinda creeps me out, but I like it….

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Well, like I said.  ABC.  If you choose to root for North Carolina this weekend, you are dead to me.

No this is not a joke.  Fuck you, in advance.

Love ya’s.

(Yes, baby…I told you I’d be done in just a sec and I already told you you could be on top)

((OUCH…HEY!!!  Watch those boots!!!  Nooo…dig ’em in deeper, I mean!!!))

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