Yep, I know.  That title’s gonna need some ‘splaining.

For now let’s just say things got weird(er than normal) around the poker table last night.  But holy shit that was funny.  Also, Steve Bannon would have felt right at home.  Or is that Kuschner who would have felt at home?  Meh, who cares?  Neither is invited, anyway.  Also, did I mention it was funny as hell?

Well, we all thought it was funny as hell, at least.  Anyway, here’s what happened as best as I remember.  We might have all been slightly inebriated…which it now dawns on me might have been the only reason it was funny.  So stop reading right now, and go get hammered before reading the rest of this.

I’ll wait…..

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OK, you ready now?  Here it is, then…

…..I remember it like it was only yesterday (it WAS yesterday, dumbass)…

We were playing poker, and I was kicking ALL of their asses as usual….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll6CNFVFTC8

OK fine…maybe I had a little trouble last night….

We WERE playing poker, but in truth it was MrAyo who was kicking everyone’s ass.  Like I mean he was taking everybody down, and sans lube.  It was epic.  Dude had a stack over $320K by the time we quit.

But I digress….

At some point in the evening Brocky (yeah, that guy again) announces that he’s going to replace certain keywords in certain phrases with the word “cuck”.  Well, if the rest of those guys (MrAyo, WCS, DonT….. and I think HoratioCornblower might have not yet passed out when this first started) reacted anything like I did, they re-read that statement of Brocky’s several times to be sure they’d read it correctly, and then as usual thought “WTF is Brocky talking about now????”.

And then he showed us what he was talking about.

At first it didn’t seem to go anywhere.  Until the movie (and song and literature) titles started.  Then the drunks and myself had about 2 hours of laughing so hard that today my stomach is sore.  No shit.

I know I’m not explaining this as well as I could, partially because I’m still laughing.  But also because I expect those dudes to reprise this comedic event tonight here, in the comments (and the rest of you to join in too, of course).  So I don’t want to give away too many of the gems we had.  Also, did I mention we were drunk?  So there’s a good chance I wouldn’t remember most of them anyway.  But here’s a couple of examples….

White Men Can’t Cuck

A Tale of Two Cucks by Charles Dickens

Don’t Stop Cucking by Journey

Cucky (that’s “Rocky”, btw…lmfao)

So you get the idea, even if you don’t think it’s funny (trust me, you will if you’re drunk and if these guys don’t let me down tonight).  But this went on for what must have been close to two hours last night, at least.  And all the while that Ayo just kept taking our fake money.  Dude was a shark.

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Quick shout out to BeerGuyRob (CuckGuyRob? BeerCuckRob?) for whom I’m filling in tonight on the open thread duties.  I hope you are enjoying your weekend off, Sir.  But please don’t drink yourself into a Coma.  Otherwise how will I know if I like next season of The Walking Dead or not?

We miss you (and also, an obligatory Cuck You!!!).

(On semi-unrelated matter….. if you do drink yourself to death this weekend, can I have your dog???)

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What The Cuck is Going On In Sports?

KingHippo has already briefed you on Lesser Footy earlier today.  Which is good since I don’t know cuck from shinola when it comes to that.

Baseball:  Minnesota and Baltimore are the only two unbeatens left in the early going.  I know, sounds weird, right?

• Boston at Detroit, 1:10 pm – MLBN
• NYY at Baltimore, 4:05pm – FS1
• CHC at Milwaukee/Miami at NYM, 7:00pm – MLBN Regional Split
• Full Slate

Hockey:  Did I mention that the Caps clinched top seed in the East and the points race for yet another year.  Playoffs soon….Yay!!!

• Yinz at Toronto, 7pm – NHLN
• Full Slate

Basketball:  As usual I’m not talking about them.

• Full Slate

Golf: The Masters is ongoing, but the leading groups won’t go until I’m done writing this so….

• Leaderboard

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OK, I suppose I don’t have much more then…

So let your hair down…

And you Cucks be safe out there….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meetkfD5ls8

Now, go cuck around in the comments.  So to speak…

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