TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned.

This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days.  Right now, it’s cloudy and rainy outside.  Which is the only reason I’m inside right now, typing this.  When the sun comes back out, so will I…regardless of the state of completeness of this post.

But I do promise to put the Sexy in first.  So at least we’ll know that will be complete.  Probably.

This week’s theme is Beach/Bikinis.  How imaginative of me, huh?

Could have been worse.  I could have made the theme Mother’s Day…

And nobody wants that.  But yes, this weekend is Mother’s Day.  Do something nice for her if you can.

But yes, beaches and bikinis.

/looks out window

//sees neither sun nor bikinis

Speaking of my window….

That’s a shot I took looking south down the Venice Beach Boardwalk.  The building to the far left that’s half out of the frame is my building.  Top floor, 3rd and 4th windows from the right.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG05-Y_C4EU

OK, let’s slap the rest of this together quickly and get on with our lives, shall we?

Sexy Mexy Update

The finale airs next Monday (probably?), so this is your last Sexy Mexy Update.

/everyone applauds

(or is it? hmmmmm…)

//everyone groans

But it really does all come down to next week folks.  Does balls find his destiny?  Who will assault tWBS this week?  Who will tWBS assault?  Does anyone find LCSS?  And if they do, will he be wearing pants?  Will Dave finally get so fed up that he msg’s back to Cyberdyne and tells Skynet…Fuck Yes, Now is the time to push the button on these pinheads….?

Answers to at least some of those questions and more Monday at 11amEDT (probably?).

Get caught up now, or you can’t be one of the cool kids on Monday (or maybe Tuesday).

Beaches and Bikinis

The two go hand in hand.  At least on days when the goddamned sun is out…

/looks out window again

//grumble grumble

…and they complement one another nicely, IMHO.  Beaches and bikinis, that is.  Your mileage may vary…

But without further yakkety yakkety out of me, have some bikinis and/or beach themed sexy.

Enjoy…..

Perhaps a musical interlude here, while I help Katy find….whatever it is she’s looking for down there….BRB…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk

(I’m not saying that’s me at the 0:55 mark, but I’m not saying it’s not me, either)

OK, now that I’ve got Katy’s little issue nailed down, so to speak….  Let’s continue…

Well, that was pretty fun, huh?

/looks out window again

Dammit.  I guess you’ll get a bit more of my particular brand of insanity after all.

Let’s Find A tWBS Original

Hey look at that one sitting right there!!!!

A VERY recent one of my own, some of you have already seen….

– Sunset at Venice Beach –

 

And this week, you even get a bonus.  This is even more recent and is some of my more artsy fartsy photographic meanderings I’m trying to learn more about.  It’s a process called HDR (High Dynamic Range) and it’s a huge pain in the ass to get right, even with a camera with the pre-settings to do it.  But I’m pretty goddamned happy with this one….if I do say so myself.  Captured at dusk, two nights ago….

– Santa Monica Pier at Dusk –

Now if you’ll excuse me, the sun is finally out and Alexa is getting antsy to hit the surf and has already gone down to the pool to wait…

Her being down there for too long, alone and unsupervised, won’t end well for anyone.  Probably me especially….

Plus I’ve promised to take her out on the town tonight if she’ll go purple for me (no that’s not a euphemism….well it’s not ONLY a euphemism).  See?  Not bad, eh???

Hummina, hummina.

Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

I think I will throw up an online dating profile with “Me look FOAR squaw.”

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WCS

Is that the middle daughter from Modern Family?

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Unsurprised

She was also that amazingly perfect ass in the blue bikini way below.

This one.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/90505b0f9fc04eceddebab6da0c33c40/tumblr_omvsi9VsVO1tll8soo1_1280.jpg

All these beach images; she needs to not be exposed to the sun.

Unsurprised

She seems to be quite aware of that.

herodotus450

So… how many more Sidney Crosby concussions will the league ignore en route to Pittsburgh beating Nashville in 5 in the finals?

King Hippo

“What’s a concussion”

– Sidney Crosby

“I’m Idaho!!!”

– Trent Green

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

“Yes, what’s a concussion?”
– Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Jason Katz (former eSports commissioner)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Terrible form, her knees aree NAWT staying straigtht

King Hippo

2/10 does NAWT put towel down on bike seat WOULD NOT BANG

Shogun Marcus

No towel for proper wipe down. 2/10…SONOFABITCH Hippo! Great minds.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ll just lick the seat.

King Hippo

aha! Now we know Moose’s one and only weakness. Lady butt sweat!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pussy sweat is also great.

King Hippo

oh, I shall give you that!

WCS

She rides like she’s spent some serious time on Mac’s exercise bike.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shogun Marcus

Listen here so-called “North Dakota” tourism…stop trying to convince me you exist. It didn’t work for “Delaware,” it’s not gonna work for you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shogun Marcus

Oh NO! 2 broke girls cancelled?! Wha?

herodotus450

They’re still making the movie, right? RIGHT!?

Shogun Marcus

Isn’t that a whole genre on pornhub? Whatever that is.

herodotus450

Better jokes in those movies, too

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Those girls are not broke anymore ……

Shogun Marcus

They are on the inside.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Depends on how big the guy/object was I suppose…..
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

oh noes!!11 somebody clued them into “seekingarrangementDOTcom??”

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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She don’t know Shit from Shinola but she’s all over Griffin Microsheen

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

this is quite enjoyable

Unsurprised

That’s really impressive.

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The Sierra Nevada

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Devin Brugman. https://imgur.com/a/YJnxA

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

I wish i could like this a million times.

Unsurprised

I don’t like Katy Perry, but others do. https://imgur.com/r/Celebs/V3SR9

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Unsurprised

I should find the original scene from whichever Bond movie it was to compare, but I don’t care that much. It’s Heather Graham, dude.

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Unsurprised

The best bikini is the simplest

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But if some goddamn Puritan insists on bullshit like it being made of “clothing,” then this could do.

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blaxabbath

Since no one else around here works late (my brother comes in a couple hours earlier than me everyday and works more Saturdays than me though) I appreciate that the open thread is here to peruse on PMs like this where I’m just grinding out shop drawings.

blaxabbath

Thought we’d have a milf theme considering the weekend holiday….

Redshirt

Which Fictional Character would be in worse trouble if he existed and did what he did in real life:

Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H or Adrian Cronauer from Good Morning, Vietnam?

Fronkenshteen

Cronauer. Hawkeye knew he had them by the balls because he was such a good doctor.

Unsurprised

The real Cronauer has publicly stated that the movie version would’ve been court-martialed and imprisoned forever.

Or shot. Because that’s just how shit went down.

King Hippo

Hawkeye would just get his week in the barrel ,, smh

/oh wait, I was thinking of the cross-dressing one

Unsurprised

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Redshirt

Further proof that Chris Pratt hit the “Super Double Mega Happy Jackpot” when they were handing out life assignments pre-conception.

Unsurprised

Know a bikini designer

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Unsurprised

This Week In Cute

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Mesmerizing

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Unsurprised

Could have been worse. I could have made the theme Mother’s Day…

That’s the thing about getting older. Many of the women I grew up attracted to are now mothers or even grandmothers in some cases.

But enough about that! Bitches, come!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit! Nice work on that pier picture!

King Hippo

I’m sure somebody here was secretly hoping tWBS was really gonna go all granny porn on us…

ballsofsteelandfury

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