NFL News:
- LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles.
- Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an obscure rule Belichick is famous for finding, the Patriots will end up getting a compensatory pick from the Eagles in next year’s draft.
- Lots of Eagles sites, like Bleeding Green Nation, are already using his old Ducks photos to show how good a 30-year-old back will look in Eagles colours.
- as well as noting this signing spells the end for Ryan Mathews in Philly.
- WIP Twitter seems more focused on the Sixers draft options. Luckily.
- Also, never forget:
- Derek Carr, scheduled to make $977,519 in 2017, the final year of his rookie contract, is looking to get a long-term deal signed before training camp starts.
- Rumours are that he’d be looking at Andrew Luck money, which averages $25 million per season.
- Also, he wants it back-loaded in order to save money once the team moves to Nevada, where there is no state income tax.
- Rumours are that he’d be looking at Andrew Luck money, which averages $25 million per season.
- Plenty of sites are reporting that Gisele told “CBS This Morning” that Tommy had himself a brain-owwie last season, which is news to the League since Brady hasn’t been listed as having a concussion since 2003. Oopsie.
- He’s had plenty of reports, but nothing head-related.
- The League may investigate, on the level of investigating the Seahawks for underreporting Richard Sherman’s knee problems.
- I bet Rog would love to snap another pick from the Pats.
Tom Brady's reported injuries over the past 4 seasons. Zero concussions listed. pic.twitter.com/jNPvqcWHyr
— David P. Woods (@davidpwoods) May 17, 2017
- The owners are still debating whether to reduce overtime to 10 minutes.
- They are also proposing to allow teams to bring back a second player from the IR.
- Bob Marley’s grandson Nico, a linebacker at Tulane, has signed an undrafted free agent contract with the [Redacteds].
- So, maybe now would be a good time to revisit the League’s stance on the ganja?
- Also, start the clock on pictures of Dan Snyder in a dreads wig/hat combo.
- Finally, it appears Cleveland’s draft hobo has moved to SoCal, as he convinced Tre Boston to sign with the Chargers.
- He took the form of a guy begging for change at a gas station, on whom Boston bestowed $100.
- Over/under it was Ryan Leaf or Todd Marinovich?
In honour of the awful existence that must be Tom Brady’s, ladies & gentlemen – Mr. Warren Zevon:
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 3: Penguins at Senators – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- NBA:
- Game 1: Cavaliers at Celtics – 8:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Braves – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- Red Sox at Cardinals – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
Watching Warren Zevon videos led me down a Linda Ronstadt rabbit hole. I keep forgetting, given today’s female-led pop dreck, how good a performer she was. Here’s a link to the song listings for her Greatest Hits albums, an arbitrary list of her top-10 songs, and I’ll include her greatest number below.
HEY PLOW KING – SAVE SOME FOR ME!
I have come to the conclusion I just am not gonna show up for my linux final tomorrow. I am not going to give 3 other people points when they couldn’t reply to one email all semester
I heartily endorse this product or service.
I’m not sure if this is an internet hoax or not, but, Chris Cornell might have died tonight.
From what I am seeing it seems legit which is really sad. Also obviously I didn’t go to bed
It’s legit and it fucking sucks.
I’m not religious or anything, but this feels appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURFXazJG7U
America 2K17: Lol, our presidential situation is the worst.
Brazil 2K17: Hold my beer…
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/world/americas/brazil-michel-temer-joesley-batista-corruption.html?_r=0&referer=https://t.co/ZXjEXHTFBD
Last one before I pretend to go to bed and instead stay up for like another hour or two
One of my favorite Sunny quotes “IT IS ONE IN THE AFTERNOON AND YOU ARE PISS ASS DRUNK!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yklC7LrWIhY
Yes, I officially do hate LCSS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBGGYrFePCk
I’m out as well. Thankfully, tomorrow is my Friday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv2mjAgFTaI
Imma go to sleep. But just, hooray internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxbFB7myZIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Just need 30 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evA-R9OS-Vo&t=1
Still trying to get over how good a show these guys put on last week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqprhVmv3BI
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnlbcz5e0k1qg5nht.gif
Guess you had to be there?
The reason we haven’t defeated ISIS? Not enough mocking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWF8iRCan7I
Obviously.