NFL News:
- Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million.
- He’s now the highest-paid QB.
- Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back for the 2017 season.
- He feels there are more layoffs coming, and the network hasn’t yet said what his role will be going forward.
- Mild Crimebeat! – Packers DT Letroy Guion caught himself a DUI in Hawaii.
- no word yet on whether this will add to the 4-games he’s already suspended from in 2017, for a prior violation of the League substance abuse policy.
- Roger Goodell can now claim he’s been to Boston.
Here's #NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell at Logan Airport today returning from Robert Kraft's Touchdown in Israel II trip #Patriots #WBZ pic.twitter.com/C8tYsUo4mG
— Joe Giza (@JoeGiza) June 21, 2017
Finally, Dreamboat’s UnderArmor sponsored promotional tour of Asia continues apace with a stop in Japan & visit to the Sakaigawa sumo stable in Tokyo. For posterity and/or his son’s future embarrassment, many pictures were taken.
Only one thing was missing from that visit, and…BAH GAWD KING, IS THAT YOKOZUNA’S MUSIC?!
Don’t forget, CFL season starts tonight. Maestro has you covered with the best analysis outside Regina, and ESPN has you covered with a story on former NFLers or college stars in the CFL looking to get their Flutie, Moon or Wake on.
Speaking of working hard, my buddy Matt is the BC Lions digital media rep, and so has all the good stories. He decided to revisit the Las Vegas CFL experience as a way to tie into the NHL expansion draft. He included all the good stuff, including the worst national anthem not sung by Carl Lewis. Then he expands it to talk about the whole failed idea. It’s quite the trip down memory lane.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Saskatchewan vs. Montreal – 7:30 PM | TSN / ESPNNEWS
- NBA:
- Draft – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2 / Sportsnet1
- Baseball:
- MLB:
- Cleveland at Baltimore – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- Louisville vs. TCU – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- MLB:
When the CFL starts, it means the NFL isn’t far behind. BIGGER BALLS = SHORTER WAIT!
Why is it both raining and sunny at 4:30 am?
GLOW is up on Netflix now Beerguyrob. Thank you insomnia. I will watch an episode or two.
Alison Brie gets naked. Not great camera angle naked but naked. ::spoilers::
We have more naked Alison Brie
Wait: KC fired the GM and extended Andy Reid’s contract?
C’mon Netflix, release GLOW now. I wanna start my binge!
And while they’re at it, re-release Justice League: Unlimited and Batman: The Animated Series, damnit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNBK1QCgTCE
The line at the end just reminded me that Juice has WIll Smith’s best cameo ever as a guy robbing a bar.
Now THAT’S what I call stopping power
https://youtu.be/4yYVumR5nPs
My Ex…(THE EX sexually) minus my wife, suddenly has made contact. I’m fucked yes?!
If she made literal sexual contact, then, by definition, you’re fucked.
Unless I’m misconstruing something.
I have a secret document I think you need to see….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERm_WNxGs1U
Not yet, but that’s up to you. Good luck, tiger.
Seems legit.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3138/2878577349_87e7bb7f5f.jpg
Evening internet folk. How did the floor football draft go. How much Lamar Ball did you have to take?
San Luis Obispo HERE I COME
Can HBOGO or Netflix find the time to put in a start from beginning or next button in? It takes one fucking line of code.
All the times I’ve driven I-15 and I’ve NEVAR been this fortunate.
THE 15!
GODDAMMIT!!!!!!
You’re supposed to be fucking asleep.
A good bartender can make all the difference.
Quit talking about sex acts with me and get to the table tWBS
So you’re saying you’ve heard enough talk, now it’s time for action?
Hehehehe