NFL News:
- Ravens owner Steve Biscotti (pictured right) reached out to people like Ray Lewis to garner possible reactions to the potential signing of Colin Kaepernick.
- Because Ray Lewis might’ve helped kill a guy, but Ravens fans DO NOT FORGIVE taking a knee during a ceremonial part of a sporting contest.
- Branden Albert decided he’d rather retire than play for the Jaguars.
- Seahawks rookie Malik McDowell injured himself on an ATV, in the time between rookie camp and main camp, and is absent from training camp.
- Estimates about the seriousness of the injury & expected absence from camp range from a couple of weeks to the whole season.
- This should be interesting: the Chargers are hard-balling Philip Rivers & Antonio Gates, saying practice should come before attending ceremonial events like LaDanian Tomlinson’s Hall of Fame enshrinement ceremony.
- We all know Marmalard’s a good company man, but Gates is being rumoured as willing to go, because he figures the Chargers won’t punish him due to his stature.
- Looks like someone is up for the Jim Irsay challenge: John Bowlen caught himself a DUI in California.
- He was observed doing 100 mph & passing cars on the median, and blew over 0.08 on the field test.
- Police turned his puppy – named Duke (of course) – over to animal control.
- He even pulled the “do you know who I am” card:
- He was observed doing 100 mph & passing cars on the median, and blew over 0.08 on the field test.
After the Jeep passed a patrol car, the officer pulled the speeding driver over. The trooper noticed an open container of alcohol in the SUV. The man who lives near Redondo Beach kept telling officers “who his dad was.”
“He wasn’t cooperative. He did make it clear several times that he was the son of Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen. It didn’t help. We arrested him just like any other citizen. He got no preferential treatment,” said Sgt. Tim Neumann, spokesman for the California Highway Patrol.
Finally, fresh of last week’s ball fondling of the Patriots by the MMQB & chief fluffer Peter King, comes ESPN‘s entry into the Patriots soft coverage with ruminations on how likely it is (hint: QUITE!) that the Pats might finally go 19-0.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Indians at Red Sox – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Blue Jays at White Sox – 8:00Pm | Sportsnet
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Today was the MLB trade deadline; were deals afoot? I dunno. NOT FOOTBALL; NO LIVEBLOG!
They’re thoroughly alright and decent fellas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM
Fuck it.
Wow. It took off without catching on fire or slamming back to the earth.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/A_ff62f5_1676385.jpg
feels bad for laughing
i feel like we could easily put this caption on a trump image
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uBth8VUKy9o/VgQAJ0s9m1I/AAAAAAAAEaw/SWE8FjSZSUA/w892-h962/15%2B-%2B2
I’ve known Ben Ray. He is a failson.
Snek
http://www.lifo.gr/uploads/image/872517/rx_snake1.jpg
attempt #2
Snake Wranglers Just Off Screen: Please don’t kill her, please don’t kill her, please don’t ki….oh dammit don’t stick your tail in there now we’re gonna have to disinfect you!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe the snake was escaping?
I mean, sure it’s a big snake, but years ago I used to date this girl who could easily…
never mind.
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S DEAD
/might have said those exact words a time or twelve the past coupla days
/HIGH FIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_GPxe91hWE
I disagree with Ape. This is the only just and proper way to bring about the apocalypse—as stupidly as was humanly possible.
How panicked to White House aides get whenever the @DPRK_News tweets something, hoping Drumpf doesn’t see it?
He is normally on the toilet first
Sometimes Deadspin’s commenters can still hustle.
sigh, do i bother defending bobby or do I contextualize the time he was coaching in?…..
remembers political endorsements
yeah fuck bobby knight. me and my dad had my grandpa’s old poster of him in our den, celebrating the 76 season. we took that shit down this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxYTGY7zhs&ab_channel=abcdbd
I can’t even enjoy this ironically anymore.
Its different than with Ditka. Ditka was just fun to imagine him being far more admirable than he actually is.
Bobby Knight was the kinda coach over the top frat bros would have actually loved.
@WCS If I had to pick an overplayed song it is Jeremy
My fave is Elderly Lady Behind a Counter blah blah blah…
Best use of Vedder’s vocal range.
Sadly, no one wants to hear about my penis anymore, so I can’t make the joke here I’d like to make.
It will always have you as a friend.
If we’re talking overplayed songs in general, “Shook Me All Night Long,” “American Girl,” “Under the Bridge,” and “Dream On” are on the Mt. Rushmore.
I will fight you on Under the Bridge. I LOVE THAT SONG
Great song which got so overplayed one couldn’t help but come to hate it.
http://media.agonybooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/07051227/shit-at-dying.gif
I think the Mrs. has the same opinion of my penis.
Billy Ray Cyrus would like a word with you.
Country “music” since 1990 and on doesn’t count as actual music.
Good call.
Looks like this administration is finally ready for Broadway. Look out Hamilton!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YgdrhrCM8
Coming soon to a major US city near you!
Fuck that prepper shit, put me at ground zero.
Not trying to win a banner, just was up next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
https://vimeo.com/25195139
“Amateur. I bet he didna e’en fuck it first.”
— D. Cameron
How will dfo present kaep this season? FBI informant? International mercenary? International missionary?
Court jester
The Rigoletto type?
Sure.
(Nerd)
Covert Marxist
Agent 00Storm
Unemployed hobo buddy o’Tomsula.
Tomsula’s lookout/grift accomplice
Gunslinger wandering the desolate west unable to get work despite everyone being short gunmen.
Goddamnitfuckthepatriots
BANNER!
Seconded.
Thirded
Quattro
n+1‘d!
Well, if everyone else is….
I started thinking about the Super Bowl while I was driving the other day. I got so angry I almost had to pull over to calm down.
Just two more times and Batman can have a proper drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9UafsiQ6k
Pearl Jam is my favorite band. I’ve seen them at least ten times. I hate this goddamn song.
My friend had all the 100 fucking cds from all their shows.He made me listen to them all. I love and hate so much of Pearl Jam
I like “Black” fine but I’m tired of it. The one I hate is “Last Kiss”. I hate it about as much as I hate any Lenny Kravitz song.
Oh! When I was in high school a girl did Black as a solo in a choir concert. My friend was her guitarist. She missed her cue at the beginning, so he cycled through back to that point, and she missed it again. Then she dashed offstage in tears. He stopped playing, put his guitar away, then went back to his regular place in the choir and we went on with the concert as though nothing had happened.
NAILED IT!!!!!
In my younger days, a young lady I was involved with told me this song reminded her of me. At the time, I didn’t understand why. The older and more insane I become, the more I get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdIX36A8lMQ
Meh, coulda been worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0e2mrUmBkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
Homemade chili cheese fries.
tWBS’ coronary arteries one step closer to revolt. Check.
You didn’t offer to share, so I just went to more music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6aOFI7hms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg&feature=fvwrel
The little giggle at the end gives me wood every time.
/waits for the WHAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU WOOD? jokes
//doesn’t care, can still get wood, so fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs
Branden Albert decided he’d rather retire than play for the Jaguars.
note to self…. i have a team preview I need to work on..
Good luck.
Green buttplug boy is really gonna regret missing that one.
It’s that me?
Ummmmmm…..no?
there’s a few ways I could interpret that line,
and they are all in bad taste
Look at balls’ avatar, now with the added green member.
Hehehe, that’s funny too actually.
All credit goes the Moose for the observation, but I just can’t quit laughing about it even several days later.
I was told by our president that we could just grab whatever boobs we wanted to… I am gonna become a democrat.
I love Amy Lee, don’t get me wrong.
But this is the look of a murder/suicide about to happen.
I think it’s just murderin’
Tiny and crazy. I’ll roll the dice.
I’d let her “praying mantis” me.
I mean, if you’re gonna go anyway…
That’s why I won’t call her when I’m sober.
My mom and my dad both ask for IT help every single day but never listen to anything I say at all. My dad kind of did with his new machine. I am still dealing with my mother not backing up a file for 5 years even though I set it up she wouldn’t have to do anything, also bought her an external HDD to back up on.
I can totally relate. Ugh.
Batman can’t.
Apparently, this was taken in my neighborhood. I should walk off dinner, but maybe I’ll just wait until tomorrow when I will be a volunteering a couple blocks away and the light will be facing this instead of against me.
The guy next to me at the bar ended up at a gay bar earlier tonight on his long time girlfriend or wife’s recommendation without realizing it and hilariously will not let it go. I think he kinda enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
This song will never grow old.
I NOLA first time I’d been there; it was a straight bar, but apparently not on karaoke night…. I was looking around thinking “What a fucking sausage fest” The bartender says “You want this to go, right?” That was one of the best/ strongest hurricanes I’ve ever had. Later was the first night on Bourbon street.
Creative editing, ftw.
Quit reading into partial comments with your own feelings.
Damn, I got nothing for that.
Nicely done.
Gotta go eat, see ya’s later.
Anyway, I just wanted to break up the Alice Eve jerkfest for a second, but I’m sticking with English women. I read that Captain Marvel is going to be set in the 1990s, and someone on some site said that this means Hayley Atwell could come back as older but whatever the matter come back as Peggy Carter when she ran SHIELD.
I loved that casting and show. I want her back
I agree.
I was just thinking that there’s apparently some understanding that the Marvel movie and TV casts will never interact even though TV constantly references the movies, and that one of the best and most interesting relationships in Daredevil’s history was when he hooked up with Black Widow. The book was even titled Daredevil & Black Widow for a while in the 70s or 80s.
Anyway, Scarlett Johannson is pretty obviously never going to be on the Daredevil series, but there’s already another Red Room operative in the TV universe: Dottie. Since Black Widow joined up with Daredevil during that whole phase where she began as a villain who became a hero, wouldn’t it stand to reason that Dottie could come back and fill that role?
Basically, I’m saying I need more of this in my life:
Interestingly, I believe Scarlett Johannson was a terrible casting choice as Black Widow.
Cate Blanchett looks so much like Emily Blunt in the Ragnarok trailers I keep forgetting it’s her. She was supposed to be Black Widow but then had to go and get pregnant and couldn’t be in Iron Man 2. Anyway, yeah, ScarJo isn’t the best choice. To be honest, I don’t really care for most of the casting choices.