Your “So Damn Tired and Uninspired” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

I just don’t have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the Miami QB situation:


NFL News:

  • Break out a fresh bag of “Feline Pine”, because Jay Cutler is going to start this Thursday.
    • At most, he plays the first quarter.
      • If he looks good, or at least good enough, then he’ll probably get a half in Week-3.
    • It’s the best for odor control, because he’s going to stink up the joint, you see.
      • Also, it’s the clumping formula because the Ravens.
  • Another Dolphins note: They signed Ken Griffey Jr’s son Trey to a tryout contract.
    • He was cut by the Colts, who signed him as an UFA after the draft.
      • He played WR at Arizona.
    • If this fails, I’m sure the Reds or Mariners will sign him to a minor league contract.
  • To avoid paying an injury settlement and taking a $4 million cap hit, the Eagles waited until Ryan Matthews had been medically cleared to return to practice, and then after an hour had passed cut him. (Based on the timeline of the stories filed.)
    • In pro wrestling, it’s called “getting future endeavored”:

  • Well, it appears Zeke is going with the “crazy & vindictive bitch” defence.
    • Elliott will claim that Tiffany Thompson targeted him with false claims after he tried to end their relationship.

When Ezekiel Elliott told Thompson that she wasn’t welcome at his birthday party, she allegedly said, “That’s the worst decision you made in your life. I’m going to ruin your life now.”

“You are a black male athlete. I’m a white girl. They are not going to be believe you.”

Finally, if you want to be angered by the state of sycophantic journalism, have a looksee at what nfl.com has up about Tom Coughlin’s return to Jacksonville, and what he predicts his future holds.

It makes Peter King look like Bob Woodward.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Rays at Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Tigers at Rangers – 8:00PM | FS1
    • Orioles at Mariners – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • WWE:
    • SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
      • again, the “go-home” show before SummerSlam

Thank God preseason games return tomorrow. I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE RIGHT NOW!

Beerguyrob
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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Episode 6 of GoT got leaked because HBO Spain is dumb.

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This episode has some awesome, and I use that in the classical definition, moments.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Same drummer (no shit, I am not making this up)….
Taylor Hawkins.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Dave Grohl is the best thing that ever happened to Taylor Hawkins.

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Internal combustion vehicle:
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“Hey man, can you flip the AC on for a bit? Thanks.”

Don T
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“I can tell him anything — he’s been through so much. I want to grab every bit of information, every bit of experience he’s gotten, I just want to suck this dry.”

-Doug Marrone on his overlord, Tom Coughlin

My summary of their relationship;
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WCS
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Oh, piss off.

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Brocky
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Also, Seamus, We got a problem:

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you take out the little dude who dare touch’s our beloved alexa, while I’ll go see about getting another of the rock’s cousins as a body guard because Nia ain’t pulling her weight apparently.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Not gonna lie. All I see is that tight little ass and I want to bite it.
I am what I am.

I’d agree to take several punches to the head in exchange for the chance to bite that tight little ass. So I get where he’s coming from. But yes, if there in person I’d have choked him out.

Shit, now I gotta go yank it.

If the shitty Ravens preview isn’t ready by morning it’s Brocky’s fault.

Glove weirdo.

Brocky
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Beastmode, i don’t know if you’re reading this (or if even you’e the right person to tell) but I’m down to another year of DFO Fantasy, should a site league be run.

I apologize for being so sporadic lately, life’s been crazy, been enjoying the summer a bit too much…. how life goes I guess.

Also, I will have my jags preview on time, I swearsies!

WCS
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Also, I will have my jags preview on time, I swearsies!

Better than me!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Moving tomorrow. Any pointers?

WCS
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Pray.

litre_cola
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Move big shit 1st. If not you are too tired to do it last. I usually forget that to get the boxes out of the way but I did it wrong.

WCS
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Alright, I’ll be real. First of all, how far are you moving? Down the street, across town, or to another city and/or state entirely?

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Across town. Big stuff is coming from across the country by truck, but there’s still a lot of shit to do. Main concern is domestic tranquility

Don T
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Ask for help. Weed out your friends. Prepare an outline for individualized guilt tripping.

Wakezilla
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Don’t move.

If you must, hire movers. Moving fucking sucks

Game Time Decision
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bed is last thing on, and first off and put together. last thing you’ll want to do it put together a bed after a day of moving.

litre_cola
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Also I have pick 7 in a 12 tea, draft. Who would you take?

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ASK TSHU

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Mr. Ayo

A-A-Ron

litre_cola
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Evening internetters. I see the world hasn’t exploded so we have that all going for us, I guess. How the fuck we doin boys?

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Well hello

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Pizza?

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This makes me feel pain in every part of my body

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WCS
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O she ded

Brocky
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Female japanese wrestling is pretty much what you’d expect if wrestling was real. they’re legitimately trying to kill each other

Redshirt
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Huh. A Cincinnati sports team loses a close game and the fans cheer them and gives them a standing ovation?

Soccer is weird.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Most cats won’t do that.

I’ve said too much.

Wakezilla
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Vancouver needs Yanet. Knowing that our forest fires and air quality won’t be back to normal until the fucking winter would sting a little less if she broke us the news.

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Take 2?

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JustStopDude

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Big Bill wants to sell you a car:

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Shogun Marcus
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This is dead-on.

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/had to get stitches removed (wife has nurse training)

Her: You could always just go to Emergency and get them removed there.

Me: I’d rather cry like a pussy in your presence. If I did the same thing in the presence of a total stranger it might be embarrassing.

Her: laughs out loud.

/my shortcomings/sense of humour keep the relationship moving forward

Wakezilla
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Plus, you’d probably be in the ER for 3-4 hours, which is awful. Save your time.

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