Your “So Damn Tired and Uninspired” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

I just don’t have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the Miami QB situation:


NFL News:

  • Break out a fresh bag of “Feline Pine”, because Jay Cutler is going to start this Thursday.
    • At most, he plays the first quarter.
      • If he looks good, or at least good enough, then he’ll probably get a half in Week-3.
    • It’s the best for odor control, because he’s going to stink up the joint, you see.
      • Also, it’s the clumping formula because the Ravens.
  • Another Dolphins note: They signed Ken Griffey Jr’s son Trey to a tryout contract.
    • He was cut by the Colts, who signed him as an UFA after the draft.
      • He played WR at Arizona.
    • If this fails, I’m sure the Reds or Mariners will sign him to a minor league contract.
  • To avoid paying an injury settlement and taking a $4 million cap hit, the Eagles waited until Ryan Matthews had been medically cleared to return to practice, and then after an hour had passed cut him. (Based on the timeline of the stories filed.)
    • In pro wrestling, it’s called “getting future endeavored”:

  • Well, it appears Zeke is going with the “crazy & vindictive bitch” defence.
    • Elliott will claim that Tiffany Thompson targeted him with false claims after he tried to end their relationship.

When Ezekiel Elliott told Thompson that she wasn’t welcome at his birthday party, she allegedly said, “That’s the worst decision you made in your life. I’m going to ruin your life now.”

“You are a black male athlete. I’m a white girl. They are not going to be believe you.”

Finally, if you want to be angered by the state of sycophantic journalism, have a looksee at what nfl.com has up about Tom Coughlin’s return to Jacksonville, and what he predicts his future holds.

It makes Peter King look like Bob Woodward.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Rays at Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Tigers at Rangers – 8:00PM | FS1
    • Orioles at Mariners – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • WWE:
    • SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
      • again, the “go-home” show before SummerSlam

Thank God preseason games return tomorrow. I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE RIGHT NOW!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’ve got to go accomplish writing some shitty shit. But I can’t leave without this one.
My favorite band of all time is Canadian, yes.
Love ya’s.
(shit, now I’ll have to go to the drum kit and further injure myself)
((DAMN YOU SCOTCHY!!!!))

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Angry Seedpod is angry.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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A cherry pick. But not the worst.
The worst is upcoming…..

scotchnaut
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Trump is the worst and he’s always looking out for #1

Unsurprised
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scotchnaut
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Super driving tune

theeWeeBabySeamus
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WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU ABOUT WHERE TO PUT THE TEXT???
Fucking Canadia, man.
😛

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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Talk first, then post video. Nothing after.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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And he even edited and still fucked it up.
smgdh.

FIXED!!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

This, I think, needs to lead off every road trip mix:

blaxabbath
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Goddamn, this is beerguyross being NOT creative?

I think I’ll just Sill on out of here after the Super Bowl.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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You spelled “slink” wrong.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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“Ooh, slinky string! I love that stuff!”

– blaxabbath, clearly suffering from Tebow syndrome.

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blaxabbath
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Only $7.50

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Also Canadian? ALSO CANADIAN!!!!!

scotchnaut
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Streetheart’s best tune..

scotchnaut
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Give ‘er a listen.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Have often, and will again. As soon as Billy Talent is done rocking the paint off of my walls.

scotchnaut
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SHUT UP! You know this tune?

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I know a lot of things.

scotchnaut
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I do as well but…Streetheart? Are you the lead singer’s dad or something? They is way obscure.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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LOL. No, but I’m sure most people here think I hit on his mom.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Don’t forget….
I’m old.

scotchnaut
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I’m old. I always forget.

Unsurprised
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Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

That facemask was so bad Cam Newton got flagged.

Unsurprised
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*Mwah*

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Wakezilla
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Trouble with the curve goes from an OK waste of time baseball flick to OH MY GOD, WHY IS THERE CHILD RAPE BEING MENTIONED WITH 7 MINUTES LEFT IN THE FILM so fast, it makes no sense. Like did Clint ad-lib that scene and they decided to run with it because he threatened to kill someone if it didn’t make the final cut?

SonOfSpam
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How else you gonna get the Fogle demo?

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Hello my Canadian friends.

scotchnaut
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Hey there!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Unsurprised
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Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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More doom. But it sounds nice.

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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Doom you say?

theeWeeBabySeamus
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scotchnaut
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scotchnaut
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Prism is probably the first three dimensional band to come out of The Canada.

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

theeWeeBabySeamus
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One of my favorite covers.
Still listen to the original fairly often as well.

And it seems this has become an impromptu Request Line. We all now owe RTD money.
Dammit.

Gratliff
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Maybe Trump’s just bored and trying to start a civil war

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Seems more like he’s trying to reignite the one we already had.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Don T
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The right side is missing “Marriage date / baby birth math”

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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He could just masturbate ffs.

scotchnaut
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They were really tight for a The Canada band

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s what he said.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Brocky
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Fuck you fish. There’s more than 30 times more fish in the world than people, stick to your own kind while i’m stuck here on tinder, I don’t need any more competition

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You see because the expression is……..

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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Ooh I wanna play too!

scotchnaut
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You started it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut
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Oh come on! I did the thing and re-freshed and everything!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Try putting the text of your msg before the link.

I’ve had that happen at times before.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Fixed.
I iz smrt.

scotchnaut
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Nice. I like you.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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That makes one person, at least.
Improvement, ftw.

scotchnaut
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You did me a good. That means you’re good. Simple as that as far as I’m concerned.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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scotchnaut
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Traffic addressed this many years ago. One of the most under-rated solos of all time brought to you by Dave Mason-

Unsurprised
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/Sees title

Oh, thank God. It’s not just me.

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