So, for most people it’s the middle day of the three-day Labour Day holiday weekend. Please look forward to the embarrassment Roger Goodell should hopefully feel this week as it’s brought out that – which Deadspin discovered late-Thursday – the League may have been specifically hunting Elliott.
The NFL’s lead investigator, Kia Roberts, reportedly testified that she had recommended Elliott not be suspended, only to find her recommendation missing from the league’s final report.
Per the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Roberts testified that after interviewing Tiffany Thompson, Elliott’s former girlfriend, she recommended that Elliott not be suspended by the league. [snip] But Roberts’s recommendation was not included in the NFL’s final report on the situation, and according to what a source told the Star-Telegram about today’s testimony, she was barred from a meeting with commissioner Roger Goodell to discuss the league’s discipline of Elliott.
This may be what got Jerry Jones so upset when the suspension was announced – because the investigator may have hinted to him that all was good. Then he found out about SHENANIGANS! and this fresh hell broke loose.
Please continue enjoying the last of your summer beers, for soon winter will bring us the heartiest of ales. On the summer beer front, for the life of me, I just don’t get buying cans of Radler. Ooh – look at you, #UpForWhatever. It’s a fucking glorified shandy, but with a manlier name, for the type of person that goes nose-up at a Bud Lime-a-rita because it’s too macro. I just want to smack the neckbeard & fedora right off their stupid head.
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- West Virginia vs. Virginia Tech – 7:30PM | ABC / TSN3
- Texas A&M at UCLA – 7:30PM | FOX
- MLB:
- Red Sox at Yankees – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- NASCAR:
- Bojangles’ Southern 500 – 6:00PM | NBCSN / TSN5
- RAGE INDUCING HORSESHIT!
- Do Your Job: Bill Belichick and the 2016 New England Patriots – 7:00PM | NBC (ET & PT)
Ahh, NBC’s Patriots love. I missed that bias…by avoiding Peter King’s columns. NOW THE SEASON CAN TRULY BEGIN!
Nawt Catchable. IMHO. No PI.
Goodell paid off the refs. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Ah crap. That wasn’t even catchable
1st and 30? NFL BLITZ!
Well lookit them Bruins finally dropping down.
Gon’ be interesting.
I stand corrected, TAMU shall be punting, 2:45 left
Aggie gonna Aggie.
Guffawed out loud at this. https://twitter.com/calnite22/status/904523085977669632
“UCLA running game right now…. #TAMUvsUCLA”
Dumb fuckers kicked it deep, they won’t ever get the ball back.
LMFAO at aTm Bieber fan.
Hehehehehe
UCLA now on a 28-3 run since it was 41-10.
Oh shit, really?
/changes channel for first time since getting high
Hawt Taek: Turns out that being high is like so much better than being ….. not high.
Unhigh?
High impaired?
(which brings up even more questions…but I’ll stop now)
Inhigh
Dishigh
Low?
Damn it. You’re making me want to try drugs.
This is a damn cute kitty.
VPI inside the 1, just hilarious shit
pretty interesting defense on this drive
One of my first roommates here in Oregon was a hurler. It seems kind of fun because it has the potential to be just a more violent version of rugby.
https://deadspin.com/hurling-is-hurling-an-all-ireland-championship-preview-1798692576
ALTERNATIVE FACT: Freshman QB Josh Jackson of VT is from a family of athletes. His brother was picked 4th overall in the 2017 NBA Draft. His father was a founding member and key contributor of The Mighty Ducks before they became an NHL team.
Was he the fat Mexican or the fat ginger?
Name a elite hockey line that didn’t have a fat Mexican YOU CAN’T!!
I coulda been this generations Gordie Howe.
Wasn’t he Pacey on Dawson’s Creek?
Announcers: “We’ve removed all electrolytes in the teams’ water bottles. Let’s see if they notice.”
What kind of wind swept moonscape are they playing on to result in so many cramps?
Holy shit, UCLA is somehow back to within 13.
These kids have a future in Jacksonville.
Would that count as under the jurisdiction of Doink?
That’s pure, uncut BLEEERGH.
From the Jaguras WYTS
College football on Sundays is heresy.
BTW, this day has been interminable. FOOTBAAAWWWWW
Rewatched In the Loop. Still fucking funny but more and more disturbing with the gift of hindsight
That’s been on my MUST WATCH list since the 1st season of Veep.
Everyone needs to see both series.
That ball’s out, but I bet they don’t overturn it.
You are correct sir!
Yarp.
So many questions…..
Eject him!
Apparently the CBs in WV-VT think that Pass Interference means you can’t interfere with the pass itself.
Holy shit the guy they are looking at to take over at QB for FSU is 6’5″ and weighs 185 lbs.
A big gust of wind and he’s flying away.
His nickname should be Stiff Brees.
Somebody say “Stiff Brees?”
— A. Rodgers
It;s more fun since the game went to two-hand touch
I want to like this because it’s a good joke, but it’s also something that makes me see red. Fuck it.
Is that kick coverage called “shit the bed spyder 2 banana”?
Turkeyfuckers answer the Cousinfuckers.
that were short-lived
WhiteGuyDOWN 2: Acoustic Boogaloo
400-lb Cousinfucker crowd shot DRINK
I’m sure she has a nice personality, though.
you can rest assured she knows how to cook. And can always find a KFC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-66h7hHWx8Q
Merde.
yeah, I do 5 mins of errands, come back and it’s all tits up in Cousinfuckerland
“Tits up? You have my interest.”
-M. Trubisky
Loved that ABC cartoon bumper. Dan’l Boone-ish mountain man fighting off a giant, sex-crazed turkey.
– Teh Turkey
The brown isn’t quite the right shade of brown
http://www.cafepress.com/legallydistinctdfoshop.114696779
Well fuck i give up.
NICE!
I’m looking for these on The Factory floor come RedZone time…
Alright, temps are down to 97 so I need to get my productivity on. Catch you dudes later.
A little bit of pole loving for WVU
There is a smokeshow blonde beside the WVU coach.
Would burn couch for.
That’s his wife and daughter.
You mean his cousin, sister & wife?
Had to get cute with the lateral. Bet the baby got woked up.
Honest biker jacket.
Great cut by Crawford. Top 3 RB in BIG12-2
There are three RBs in the Big 12-ish?
He’s 1 of 3 that I know of that are proven good. Not much room on the roster for teams that run 5 wide all the time lol
I kinda miss that I won’t actually be watching any football this season while the rest of you do. I guess beyond viewing clips if I decide to make more Quotables gifs in real time. But if I do that I need to make a new twitter account to post them. I figure they need maximum exposure online like there and r/NFL liveblogs. Oh God. That means I’d need to run a DFO-specific account. UGH. Why is fun so much work?
You should do the Quotables winning gifs each week.
Okay. We’ll start there.
I like the sound of that.
Can we get a the HRTN store to offer up these shirts (with the same Browns font) with The Pauls?
Probably can’t have the logo either.
Something more like this?
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Make one of those with “CTE” in the lettering?
Is there a typical font that matches the “NFL” in the shield?
Tabac G4 Bold or Aachen
How the hell does a German town get their own font?
/just want to skinnify this thread even further
They were Aachen for some good press sometime after 1945
Genius!
If so, i want a smokin jay catler dont care shirt.
I’m impressed that you didn’t say “The Sills”
(lol)
Wouldn’t Buffalo be a better choice there?
Hahahaha
Maybe Rosen should have (puts on sunglasses), stayed in school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzLfnbsde8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD9askPYtko
Fucking bar is low for UCLA
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It always is…
They let you in.
Rosen just got wishboned. OUCH