So, for most people it’s the middle day of the three-day Labour Day holiday weekend. Please look forward to the embarrassment Roger Goodell should hopefully feel this week as it’s brought out that – which Deadspin discovered late-Thursday – the League may have been specifically hunting Elliott.
The NFL’s lead investigator, Kia Roberts, reportedly testified that she had recommended Elliott not be suspended, only to find her recommendation missing from the league’s final report.
Per the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Roberts testified that after interviewing Tiffany Thompson, Elliott’s former girlfriend, she recommended that Elliott not be suspended by the league. [snip] But Roberts’s recommendation was not included in the NFL’s final report on the situation, and according to what a source told the Star-Telegram about today’s testimony, she was barred from a meeting with commissioner Roger Goodell to discuss the league’s discipline of Elliott.
This may be what got Jerry Jones so upset when the suspension was announced – because the investigator may have hinted to him that all was good. Then he found out about SHENANIGANS! and this fresh hell broke loose.
Please continue enjoying the last of your summer beers, for soon winter will bring us the heartiest of ales. On the summer beer front, for the life of me, I just don’t get buying cans of Radler. Ooh – look at you, #UpForWhatever. It’s a fucking glorified shandy, but with a manlier name, for the type of person that goes nose-up at a Bud Lime-a-rita because it’s too macro. I just want to smack the neckbeard & fedora right off their stupid head.
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- West Virginia vs. Virginia Tech – 7:30PM | ABC / TSN3
- Texas A&M at UCLA – 7:30PM | FOX
- MLB:
- Red Sox at Yankees – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- NASCAR:
- Bojangles’ Southern 500 – 6:00PM | NBCSN / TSN5
- RAGE INDUCING HORSESHIT!
- Do Your Job: Bill Belichick and the 2016 New England Patriots – 7:00PM | NBC (ET & PT)
Ahh, NBC’s Patriots love. I missed that bias…by avoiding Peter King’s columns. NOW THE SEASON CAN TRULY BEGIN!
My back is fucked. Starting to regret holding off on drinking until I go on vacation tomorrow night.
I edited the caption so that it’s no longer criminally painful to read.
What’s worse, having a reddit account exclusively for porn or having one to argue about politics?
Politics. At least porn is useful.
This is the correct answer.
It’s going to be strategically impossible to build an empire if I keep smoking this indica.
So here I am typing with 8, sorry 9 functioning digits.
We need a trackpad and keyboard … for your penis.
JPP is still jealous.
Get well soon!
This needs to be posted here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zUlkx14c1M
Aggies woulda won if they’d invited JFF to be on the sideline. #hottake
So weird to see AP in a Saints uniform. Hope they start him in the white; black is too much of a shock — like a Bizarro AP.
Twitter is all DACA and TAMU.
And what’s this weird new news site Hillary is pushing for her followers?
It’s pure hilarity created by the dumbest people on Earth to solve a problem that isn’t a problem that no one was asking to fix.
This is an actually ‘verified’ fact, posted without a hint of irony or self-awareness.
Mirror:
You’re doing it wrong.
Or, and hear me out, is that little doggo doing it right?
Erik Coleman: “I’m excited to talk about some Jets football.”
Biggest lie in history?
Gary Coleman : “Whatchu talkin’ ’bout Erik?”
So, that was some UCLA comeback, huh?
/ has absolutely no idea how that happened.
God obviously hates Texas.
He’s justified.
You just had to didn’t ya?
Oh Natalie, you are just all kindsa yummy.
Indeed. Now we just need the earth to open up and swallow the DFW metroplex.
that OL went sumo on the DL. Well shiza. Great games though. Sorry 4 WCS.
Agreed, condolences WCS. At least you lost to a ranked team tho.
(fuck you SCar)
Shiza could be worse. It hurts bad right now but in a few days he can point and laugh at texsa and baylor/rape u with the rest of the BIG12-2.
So much bleergh!!!!
Sorry coach, I couldn’t spot the open receiver. All of the yellow was blinding me.
hehehehehe
SOMEONE HIT THE OT BUTTON!!!
This ain’t Buffalo Wildwings, pal.
Thank God.
/PANTS FLY OFF
2 shots at the end zone for fuckers-de-cousins
2 NFL JV games tonite, and some asshole had to schedule them at the same time.
That’s the quality and competence we have come to expect from the NCAA.
These aTm Aggies, I call them the USPS because the routes they run make no goddamn sense.
That’s not disturbing whatsoever.
they could probably use with a change in hardware
http://drinklikeachampiontoday.com/images/texasamfootballgloves_large.jpg
Drink Like a Champion Today? What is “The Denizens of this Site,” Alex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqR5Rg121IQ
Got into the meth stash?
Nope. All shih tzus are neurotic idiots
Agreed, they’re not the most “fully balanced” breed.
But they’re cuuuuuuuttteeeee.
just 491 and 4 TD for Chosen Rosen!
You can’t kill a Mora!
Playoffs can.
UCLA fucking leads!!
Wow. The SEC gon’ send aTm back to the Big12 -2.
and country roads has life again!! Missed FG!!!!
I bet buttholes in College Station have tightened considerably.
(yes there’s a joke there….go ahead….it won’t hurt ya)
Gus Johnson is gonna spontaneously combust.
#PURE