RAMS/49ERS:
That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now play in. The Empty Seat Convention (“this place is so roomy!”) that occurred the two previous Sundays wasn’t embarrassing for the league higher-ups at all, mostly because that is not an emotional response that they’re capable of. The Rams blew out the Colts and came within 7 of the ‘Dacteds so it would seem that the guy that looks like Gronk’s off-season wingman-HC Sean McVay(“I was born in ’86. Feel old yet?”)-has them pointed in a direction that isn’t rock bottom. This is a team that can be 7-9 this year and actually feel good about it. To his further credit he’s given up on Tavon Austin (16 snaps in two games) and rolled the dice on Sammy Watkins. The latter hasn’t done anything yet but as I said about Chris Hogan, it takes a bit of time to bleed the Buffalo from one’s system. Qb Goff sports the league’s highest passer rating (146.8) on throws over 20 yards so he can throw the deep ball with precision. That’s a start.
The 0-2 Niners have yet to score a TD this year. Their game last week vs. Seattle was like Burning Man for somnambulists. Rb Hyde is doing his part by running at a 7 yard per carry clip and I figure he’s the one that finally crosses the goal line for San Fran this week. The RAMMIT D gave up 5.9 yards per run last week but Aaron Donald is rounding into shape so we’ll see how things develop. ‘Pedestrian’ describes qb Hoyer’s play and what he might look like in Donte Stallworth’s headlights.
Let’s make the best of this. If you’d like to weigh in on politics, comedy, Hot Ones, your 70’s porn star figurine collection or anything else afore the game you should give ‘er below.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!!!!!
Did the 49ers hire Ryan Gosling to coach?
Catch it, you dumb shit!
OPI, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! saved (FOAR now)
OPI means HAIL BLEERGH!
Emmitt Smiff: A Footlong WIfe on NFL Network
Rex Ryan approved
So isnt there a rule that 1 team must wear white jerseys during any game (I know home team typically chooses)
so color rush rules over ride that?
Man if you can’t tell which team is which in this game because no one’s wearing white I don’t know what to tell you.
I’m not that drunk………..
someone finsiht the joke for me
Nike has rewroted those rules.
You shut up and buy now.
I haven’t seen a guy get piled on like that in San Francisco since the last time Buddy went drinking in the Castro.
Plenty of time for Hoyer to throw that killer pick-six.
Didn’t the Rams manage to lose to the Niners (twice) last year?
2-14, but 2-0 vs the Rams. I’m thinking I’m right on this one.
So, pick 6 now?
Ah. Now, the most Niners thing to do is for Hoyer to get to the Rams’ three, and then throw the pick-six.
There is a lack of RAM IT now.
Welcome back lolrams
The Tomsulas looked offside. Is that reviewable?
if only we had Margot Robbie in a bubble bath to explain what are reviewable calls.
Jesus fuck Rams, suck some more!
Jesus Christ Rams. You gotta be shitting me.
Nope. They really moved to LA.
It’s weird to see Lex Luthor with hair.
PICKERCEPTION!!!
Like to have that timeout back now? GOD, that was stupid.
Almost a one point safety!!!
Kaepernick would have run that one in.
Kaepernick would have recovered that onside kick
…..that should have been a fatman score
stupid fucking timeout
I’m sorry, did they just say that the 49ers have a 383 lb. lineman?
That is fucking insane.
Yeah, he’s the big one.
Thanks
My pleasure
Do they call him Bitey?
Are they reading this liveblog?
sure seems it
Pretty good 1-on-1 tackle for a DB
Jesus, Triplette’s crew is in mid-season form already.
Yes Chris this is just like the Superbowl
Goddamn, Carlos Hyde
So, the most Niners thing is to score and fuck up the conversion, right?
Hoyer throws a pick-deuce.
Ooohh, so close on that one.
Holy shit, this was actually in play
Shit, I lost my phone….
QUICK! Someone send me a message on Tinder!
You up?
dO yOu TeXt?
Send noods.
helluva 2-yard run
Almost a slipdown?
…… this game has too many points
Finally done with work for the evening. Now to turn on the football game and kick back with OH MY GOD THE RAMS UNIFORMS!!!! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!! I’M BLIND, BLIND I TELLS YA!!!!
they told you not to throw away your eclipse glasses for a reason!!!
I like the Rams unis, I had an infection that color once.
And now, “Is this a catch?”
That WAS a catch!
Not enough to overturn call on the field.
bullshit.
I too, believed it to be a catch. I was merely commenting on what I believed to be insufficient evidence to overturn.
Which I was also wrong about. LOL.
Wrong sir.
I stand corrected.
Color me surprised.
*coloUr
I can’t believe I have to do this tonight alcohol-free. I can’t even eat anything! How do you sober people do this anyway?
very unhappily
with a fully functional liver?
I dont.
The longer the night goes, the smarter I get to feel
What kind of poor life choices have you made to keep you from consuming alcohol on a Thursday night?
Getting my left knee carved up Friday morning.
Grow up in a house hold where alcohol is not regularly consumed, therefor producing children who grow up without destructive coping mechanisms?
Just remember the 9ers QB is Hoyer
Wade is gonna Kubiak fo sho
LA RAMS: No longer good.
never had it, never will
Hoyer throws a pick-six here, right?
ruh roh!
RAMMIT!
They’re going to use up all their allotted points for the season at this rate.
This has been entertaining?
The Open Thread? Fuck yeah!
These open threads I call them the 7-11 in my teenage years cuz I have been hanging out here for years smoking and laughing.
Not the Bolshoi, but watchable!!
Had you called it a “Good Game” you would have used more D in that sentence than either team all game.
Oh, that’s banner material.
GARÇON, VOUS ÊTES MON GARÇON!!
#22 is kinda shitty, methinks
Holy shit.
That was a nice catch.
Look at the NFLNetwork pitching a tent about a concussion tent
thay care SO MUCH!!