Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s have a look. TO THE GAMES!
Cin/Cle: Two O-and-3’s have at it. All the Bengals need to do to put this one away is to get inside the red zone. The Browns D gives up TD’s at an 80% rate when their opponent wanders inside the twenty.
Buf/Atl: The Bills D has acquitted themselves quite well so far this year but the Falcons are something else entirely. Plus they’re at home. Tyrod and the passing game aren’t doing themselves any favours either.
Jax/NYJ: The Jetskis had no trouble last week and now face a young Jags team that is hoping to build on their blowout affair last week. Rb Fournette is running at a mere 3.5 ypc clip after three games but you’d think that by the end of the year he’ll have added at least another three feet to that stat.
Det/Min: The Lions are in possession of an injured list fourteen players long, including de Ansah and lb Davis. Look for Minny to do what they did last week-get rook rb Cook going early so that qb Keenum can work his magic with the likes of Diggs and Thielen.
Car/NE: Cam needs a shoulder to lean/throw on. Did I go against my better judgement and leave Pats wr Hogan and his 2 TD’s on the bench last week? As a matter of fact, I did. So here I go chasing last week’s points…
LAR/Dal: Despite one of the squads hailing from Dallas, I like the look of this game. Both teams are sitting pretty division-wise and this should be a solid test for the young Goffster who has started to justify his draft position.
Pit/Bal: An under-performing and talented O (Steelers) meets up with a (perhaps) over-performing D. Winner gets first place.
Ten/Hou: With so many other interesting tilts being played, why would you bother?
Get going, big fellas.
Jacksonville’s O-line has more holes than the plot of a Michael Bay movie.
ARMPUNT!
Ray Rice would have punched that for a 1st down.
Good decision to go for it.
QUIT DIVING FORWARD, YOU SOULLESS SACK OF SUCK!!!!!
Opinion poll: Would you rather watch a game between two teams that you hate equally or two teams that you like equally?
I’ll say the teams I like equally, because then you root for a good, clean game. Teams you hate equally you hope rocks fall and everyone dies.
I agree with this.
Jeremy Hill “I’m back on the field. Now its my time to earn my spot back and SHIT!”
(ball promptly fumbles back five yards)
Ugh — I got myself in a twitter spat with a bunch of racists. I mean, it was fine when I was watching the boring London game but now it’s like, come on, BAL/PIT is on!
That’s like the CIN/CLE game. Nobody really wins.
SOLUTION: Don’t use Twitter
THIS GUY GETS IT!!!!
I’ve got access to 5 games and yet I’m pouting over not being able to watch Cincy/Cleveland. wtf?
People like watching car accidents. Same principle.
Here’s a handy simulacrum for the next time you can’t watch cle or cin:
Clog your toilet. Take a huge dump. Attempt to flush.
Repeat for three hours.
So the whole, “duct-taping starving rats to my eyeballs” is no longer trendy?
That method conveniently absolves you of the ability to watch future cle/cin games though. Not a long term planning type punishment.
Snyder’s of Hanover Butter Snap pretzels make an excellent taste pairing with frozen margaritas.
oh, an’ PacMan gon’ shine
The Pit of Misery is fully stocked with Bud Light, ironically.
I guessed Bud Light Lime. Warm.
That’s what the last girl I dated called my bedroom.
[in thick Scottish accent] “GREASE YOURSELF UP WOMAN, WE’VE GOT WORK TO DO!”
Dilly-dilly.
The only thing that could make the Jets look palatable is Jaguars ineptitude.
I like the idea of the Jets limping to like 6-10 when everybody had them pegged as the worst team in NFL history.
Powelldown? Wait, 75 yards is the longest TD run in Jets history? That does help explain things.
3:3 at the Gillette and Grumblelord’s displeased.. but worse, wifey and the kiddos are 15mins out!
/me really needs to find his pants
I really hope this isn’t a typo and that the new guy here is desperately trying to make the lasagna he promised the family in return for being able to spend the rest of the day watching football and making dick jokes.
That was a typo an’ there’s no lasagna in sight… In-between jokes and stuff I made meat-feast pizzas for all (here)! Thin-crust, bacon, pepperoni and mincemeat, 2 types of cheese and chilli peppers for mine 🙂
Mincemeat!? Do we got a fancy (no) pants english foppish dandy over here? We kicked your ass in WW2 and we’ll do it again if we have to.
Actually naturalized Irish(ex-Eastern European)… Also I’m happy to report that I haz pants nao ! 😀
Edit: Watching the NFL with german commentators is surprisingly fun… Who’d have thought XD
Oh I guess Irish is ok, though trump thinks they could’ve held out a little longer in denouncing the nazis.
I miss Jeff Fisher.
Speaking of Pit of Misery, you doing okay Redshirt?
Hehe. If the Rams got another Goff, Jared could make the back of his uniform read Ja.Goff.
I’ve been drinking.
If they got two more after that, they could have a Sc. Goff. Just like the fans in LA do at the rams
The physical manifestation of the CIN-CLE game.
https://youtu.be/wwm5UcGJ5wY?t=26s
Jets looks Jets-y again
I haven’t seen jets perform this poorly since my last Malaysian Airlines flight.
YEAH JE(E)TS!!!
The browns spent a first round pick on Jabrill Peppers? His upside is “The Next Devin Hester.”
Senor, checking Facebook Friday: “Oh hey, they’re starting this edition of The Amazing Race at Washington Square Park Sunday. Oh, but I’m teaching.”
Senor, Saturday: “Hey, my student got moved to 6, I can go tomorrow!”
Senor, 7:30 AM so he can wake up and shower to go to WSP: “Eh, I’m going back to sleep.”
Cooper lived through that hit?
(sigh)
It’s nothing drain cleaner can’t fix
Yes, but how do I get Andy Dalton to drink it?
That Cowboys offensive line creates holes like a Pornstar’s asshole after an anal session.
Prolapse Partnership!
We have a Peppers down. I repeat. We have a Peppers down
ENTER THE OCTOBOX!
Well, several people did,
Wow I just learned that Dak Prescott’s name is Dakota. Well I’ll be.
DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!!
/did not take long
Laura Okmin looks like Erin Andrews gone to seed.
You sure it’s not Erin Andrews?
I’d seed either.
or both, both would be good.
Time to find out what happens when a Stoppable Force meets a Moveable Object.
A Derpicane.
Folks.
Hola!
Electric guitar for the National Anthem?! Why, Cleveland?! Why?!
That only worked once, Aug. 1969 if I’m not mistaken.
yeah, don’t try to top/match Hendrix
Today, we are all Rammit
Ahem…
Yeah, slow your roll there chief.
Fuck it…I’m going to a Waffle House and then the hardware store for a ladder.
I can’t get motivated to watch this shit and get nothing done…
I find it extremely easy to get motivated to get nothing done
basically my life story in a nutshell
Hmm. CBS announcer Ian Eagle pronounces his name EYE-an Eagle. I’ll bet he corrects people a lot. I’ll bet nobody cares.
His name is Brian, but they forgot to put the “BR” at the front when they filled out his birth certificate.
(rocking in fetal position holding back tears)
We can’t be worse than the #ThePauls.
We can’t be worse than the #ThePauls.
We can’t be worse than the #ThePauls.
We can’t be worse than the #ThePauls.
That’s #ThePauls now, BuddyGuy
Looking forward to teh first scoreless tie in 70 years
Look out Soccer, here we come.
Sean Lee is out. Guess I’m paying taxes this year as well.
I am starting Baby Buster this week, he needs all the help he can get
OKay…I did a lot of stuff yesterday that well…I kind of of fell off the wagon.
So I may still be really…REALLY fucked up…but please someone check for me because I am afraid I am losing my sanity here. I’m in a really bad place…
Is Jim Rome actually on the fucking CBS pregame show and does he have a fucking perm?
I’d like to help you, my good man, but I’ve sworn off all the pre-game bloviating-kakke as a defense mechanism.
Too cheap to buy NFL Ticket, too much of a techno-tard to figure out how to stream Pats-Panthers for free, stuck in S. Central Texas where I have no choice other than to watch the Texas teams whether I like it or not.
if you just get the good sports cable package, RedZone channel should be free, that works for my cheap honky ass
Cheap is an odd word choice for the package that pushes my bill up over $150 a month
it was only like $9/month extra for a me, that’s good entertainment value for a shut-in
Google “reddit nfl streams” and you should find what you need.
Google reddit anything will get you just about any info you could ever/never want.
I googled “Reddit not racist, totally normal thread about a normal topic” and I got nothing…
Found some fascinating thoughts about the negative societal impact of mulatto babies, though
4k Sports wants me to create an account to access their stream and provide a credit card number. Is this a reasonable request? That shit makes me nervous..
and the wind…whispers….
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
I would say “stop it, its not funny anymore”, but the Rams have been bad for some time. You’ve earned this.
Ram on, Your Highness. Ram on.
If the Jets fuck up and win again, I will break something. Most likely all the bones in my hand.
Nuts. I had my money on “wind”. Figured it was a lock.
Can what has already been broken be broken again?
c’mon, the franchise needs another 1st round rotational DL and/or safety
But only ones who excel at blocking the run and can’t get into the backfield in a league that has clearly become primarily passing oriented.
As it does every Sunday, the liquor store is calling my name. Be back in a bit.
That’s what happens when you live down the street from “Scotchnaut Liquor”.
Woohoo, I can haz the Patriots game (thanks to GermanTV via Satellite) … I really need a palate cleanser after this dreck we all witnessed (and a keg for King Hippo… or two, if he actually watched Koeman’s post-game interviews)
I did not, but mad/depressed enough already.
/ready for RedZone heroin
Your absence for a bit implied otherwise… namely,that you’re rage-propelled towards Merseyside to shit on Koeman’s doorstop!
“Extremely turgid erections”? That shit stopped in my 40’s.
No shit. Late 50’s here; I have to take a Viagra if I want to beat off.
I have to wear a condom, not sure where my hand has been the past 5 years or so.
Down to 1 pick in a survivor pool. Taking Atlanta is a good idea…right?
I’m with you. If we’re going down, we’re going down together.
Better than CIN or SEA, both of whom I predict will lose. ATL is a toss-up. I like KC over WAS better
https://twitter.com/pauldehnerjr/status/914501315308478464/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fembed.scribblelive.com%2FEmbed%2Fv7.aspx%3FId%3D2677823
From that angle it looks like the Chargers new home.
Hey, the game doesn’t start for 30 minutes. Somebody will show up!
Everyone about ready to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! through the early slate?
Looks like a good game on paper, let’s see how that pans out.