Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game.
Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, “562 comments? This can’t be that good of a game. It’s fucking Truth Biscuit vs. whatever’s left of the Vikings.” For this blog, it seems appropriate. Well done people.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
NFL News:
- It might be starting for the Lions. Haloti Ngata is done for the season.
- a torn bicep is the culprit, although “a matter of time” could just as easily be the villain.
- Whatever the Browns saw on Sunday has led them to bench DeShone Kizer.
- Instead, they will feed Kevin Hogan to the Texans, in what otherwise looks like another semi-winnable game for the Browns.
- This now makes 28 Browns starting QBs since 1999.
- The Giants have suspended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.
- On word on why yet, but he apparently showed up to the team facility & said he was leaving the team.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Game 5: Yankees at Indians – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet1
- NHL:
- Penguins at Capitals – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Devils at Leafs – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- Football:
- South Alabama at Troy – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Women’s volleyball:
- Tennessee at Georgia – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Texas at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
Gary! Gary! You still have to tag him!
I thought so too, but apparently not.
I guess not
No, if there’s a guy on 1B the advancing on a passed ball on a 3rd strike is not an option.
It is with 2 outs.
Well shit, now I have to go read the rule book.
*my knowledge of this rule is based on coaching Little League. Could be different in majors because telling kids you can do this, unless there’s a kid on 1B, in which case you can’t do it, unless there’s two outs, in which case you can do it, would result in dozens of tiny brains exploding.
If the manager was away/wanted to coach 1st/I wasn’t on the field at that time, I was in charge of the book. And I probably still have my Little League’s record for most successful base appeals from the mound (as in, runner missed a base) with more than 1. (It was either that or watch my defense shit the bed.)
Nite all, see you tomorrow for Iggles and Richardson’s workers.
Why yes.
John Sterling about to have an orgasm on the air I bet.
Artist depiction of NFL owners and management.
So do I blame this on the Yankees getting hot or a typical Cleveland sports choke job?
Both. Yanks got some really good pitching the last three games but in the last two the Indians played some really bad defensive ball.
Column A Column B
Fuck you, we’re winning the AL
Al is the worst one of those Coholism brothers.
Good take. Now SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PRETEND PARROT-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER!!!
/actually likes the Indians but Encarnacion still has that Blue Jays stink on him.
Worst HR trot or dumbest HR trot? The answer is yes.
That’s Joey Bats’ body odor. It gets into everything.
Odor didn’t body him, it was a jab to the face. Still you are correct.
The Yankees could win the WS and Odor punching that douche in the face will still be my favorite memory of the season.
Most people who travel to Cleveland will, like the Yankees, pack for other cites that they’d rather be in.
-Senor visiting colleges
JUDGE DIDN’T STRIKE OUT!!!
Unfortunately it’s missing the line after it, “You didn’t do a violence!”
If you buy Baseball Prospectus’ analysis, the Yankees were much, much better than their record this year and this result shouldn’t surprise anyone.
Still, fuck the Yankees.
“If you buy Baseball Prospectus”
You lost me.
They do a bunch of stat-y stuff and by their analysis when adjusted for underlying stats and strength of opponents, this year’s Yankees were a ~105 win team.
That’s insane. In hindsight or at the beginning of the year?
Hindsight.
It also said the Indians were a 109 win talent team.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/standings/
“Still, fuck the Yankees.”
-Thomas Jonathan Jackson
Jackson had a bigger problem with his own men than the Yanks.
“Still, fuck the Yankees.”
–Thomas Jonathan Jackson
Just the once, that was enough though.
Well, Cleveland still has the Browns.
And they head for the exits.
So can we at least a real WOOOOOO!!!!! this time Senor?????
Yes indeed. He’s gritty, he’s gutty, he’s Brett Gardner.
/WOO!
Gardner has swung at and fouled off 3 straight ball 4’s.
I feel for the dude; I mashed two just getting out of the car; hurt like hell.
Contrary to Vasgersian’s statement I suspect Aaron Judge would be just as happy if Gardner whiffed here and he didn’t have to strike out for a 5th time tonight.
Baseball. You fucking weirdos.
Next year’s MLB promo slogan, right there.
This should be the banner through the World Series.
Would you rather talk futbol?
/crosses fingers
/know he doesn’t
We can talk about the World Cup… wait.
I’m so glad they’e not going. Fuck Russia, Fuck FIFA, and Fuck Qatar.
Just wait until the tanker trump of bribes gets the 2026 edition awarded to U.S./Canada/Mexico.
This is both an unfortunate typo and abso-fucking-lutely correct.
For 24 hours I have been enjoying the meltdowns and the taekery on #USMNT on twitter. It is ridiculous.
Did Smoltz really just try to suggest that the Indians did too much in their winning streak?
The fck?
Smoltz is dumb and that means something considering how much Ron Darling I’ve been listening to over the last week.
I really want to Chapman’s face smashed in here.
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
His girlfriend probably has said that a few times too.
(both things)
Horatio, Weaselo how are we feeling?
Nervous.
Queasy. Not real thrilled with Chapman having to go 2. I do think it’s the only real option though.
Okay, I might’ve considered Kahnle or Green…
Green yes, Kahnle did a lot in Game 4.
Here’s how you know you suck:
I’ve done that. Inside even. The last time I was testing servos on my Cessna 182 model, and inadvertently hit the throttle when I set the radio down. No shit, I have the scars to prove it.
Scared the fuck outta the cat too.
All right Tanner Foust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8BAHnZu_I
But with a Cessna, right? Because this is twin-engine eight-foot-wingspan ‘It’s comin’ right at us!!’ suckitude.
Yes, my Cessna wingspan is probably about half that. Sadly, I was seated in the floor in front of it when I hit the throttle, couldn’t move or get to the radio again in time. I have 3 parallel scars on my leg where the prop dug in before I got the situation handled.
Cat was sniffing plane at time because of the servos moving, but fortunately to the side and it missed her. But she went sailing over my head to get away while I was wrestling the plane into submission. In hindsight, it was rather funny.
Also, I’m building a glider right now (or was…it’s kinda been on hiatus for a few months).
No props, you see.
I never noticed before the Judge has Kramer hair.
What? Eh, whatever.
/beats off
There’s a South Alabama?
For when Alabama just isn’t Alabama enough for you.
Ain’t that like South Detroit?
But that’s where you take the midnight train goin’ anywhere from!
Ah yes, on fascination street.
I thought the midnight train was to Georgia? woo woo
Dammit litre!!!!!!!!
😛
Well, maybe not anywhere….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0F9lh8TiSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl6GLrbtrLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJzXbqyU8A&ab_channel=fuckthatdontneedone
Woo!
Goodnight all!
That’s just not fair, man. Not fair.
See your tomorrow!
Ah yes, the old “You tried to sneak it in my butt, you scamp” look.
Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia…
“Just come home and we can talk about this like adults. That sheep meant nothing. It’s YOU I LOVE!”
Just let her go. The pavement is going to end up abrading the camel toes anyway.
Nice….. abraded toe.
Notice how camel stays in lane better than 90% of US drivers.
It’s from Africa, not Asia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lza2H-fj5Es
Poor Judge. Even when he sees 6 pitches and 4 of them are clearly balls he still gets called out on strikes.
You’d think he has the high socks so they know where his knees are. Maybe he should wear thigh-highs?
Not sure who the ump is behind the plate but that first pitch to the the Indians this inning was a good 6″ off the plate and he called that a strike.
He’s been giving inside towards the RH batter’s box, whoever it is. (It’s apparently Jeff Nelson, the umpire not the righty.)
I was just looking him up on the interwebs. He says that his strengths are balls and strikes and safe and out calls, which would make him a very good umpire.
Based on tonight, however, I would say that his greatest strength is a massive case of self-delusion, because he can’t call balls and strikes for shit.
I would hope an umpire would think he’s okay on balls and strikes and safe and out calls. Because if not… fair or foul?
6″ off the plate?
God, I didn’t need to be reminded of my grandmother scolding me at Thanksgiving this soon.
Smoltz is beating that bag of cliches like it stole something.
“A government mule?!”
– Jim Ross
Seems like there’s a lot of future Bears, Browns, 49ers and Shitty Football Clippers playing in this South Bama/Troy game.
in other words, it’s a real shit-show of a JV NFL game.
“Hi, I’m Troy University. You might remember me from, well, you probably don’t remember me.”
Beating LSU? That’s about it.
WHO’S A GOOD BOY? YOU’RE A GOOD BOY, THAT’S WHO!
Who’s an apex predator? You are, oh yes you are!
Those shoes are wholly impractical for her profession.
She is there to avoid getting grouped.
This Robocop remake is total shit.
Idiotcop; The Idioting.
The dirt football playoffs have been very entertaining thus far. Now if only the Dodgers lose it would be fantastic.
I made my mother’s homemade spaghetti sauce tonight, with a few additions of my own, and it turned out:
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/164/127/331.png
THIS IS A SPICEE TAEK:
https://splinternews.com/patriot-farmer-plows-respect-for-america-into-his-beans-1819374019
That’s great use of our subsidy dollars, Jethro.
*extreme Reagan voice*
He’s a real Welfare Bean.
*switches to extreme Lennon voice*
Living off the welfare wean
Making stupid farming scenes
For nobody.
Wears a MAGA hat all day
Doesn’t know his son is gay
Thinks his taxes shouldn’t pay
For nobody.
*shoots someone in the middle of Central Park West*
Thank you. I had no idea how to end that.
That’s gonna cut into the bean chip supply I guess.
I’m talking, beans
I hope the farmer fucking dies.
Let’s go!
In weather….expect a slight breeze today.
I MUST RETURN TO MY PEOPLE NOW!
…aaaaaand the was the end of the Cessna Balsa XP project.
Blair Cessna Project?
Planey died on the way back to his home planet.
“I swear, I left it parked right here goddammit!”
You know what else is 8″ outside, Vasgersian? Me, naked in a cornfield, lying about the size of my erection, again, that’s what!
Usually we go for more subtle dick jokes, but ain’t nothing subtle about a Gentleman’s 8.
Corncob halfway out of your butt works and you don’t have to lie.
Also, you get to have a corncob in your butt.
But only halfway.
Don’t want to lose it.
That makes winners all around; especially the Facebook post before it gets taken down.
Go shuck yourself.
I am simply a husk of the man I used to be.
What happened to Sabathia? Was it insects? Thousands and thousands of flying insects coming off the Harlem River to carry him away and consume him? It was that, right?
Yes. Yes it was.
Did I get my fat Yankee pitchers mixed up?
Beer brewed in the north in large serving containers?
On the plus side, I saw Joba Chamberlain warming up.
He’s really happy they finally put that heat lamp in the valet area.
LOL like anyone would let him drive.
That’s why he said his name was Choba Jamberlain!
It appears my sphincter has tightened.
Hit some Faces of Death hot sauce and it will loosen.
The last time I saw the Indians coming this fast Custer was dividing his forces.
Time to get that vaunted bullpen ready.
Just like in Game 2.
/drinks paint
Aaaand the bullpen is now warming up.