We’re almost there, another Sunday in the books. I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week’s finish line is in sight.
But first we gotta get past this one tonight.
No, those aren’t my words. That’s what I would expect to be overheard in the Gigantes’ locker room right about now. Probably the front office, as well.
But take heart Giants, there’s always a chance to turn it around.
But probably not this week. Sorry guys.
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NYG @ Denver – 8:30pm – NBC
Injuries and record don’t affect Giants’ confidence (Giants.com)
Well, it should.
Already behind the 8 ball with an 0-5 start, the Giants’ injuries on both sides of the ball have piled up. Among others, WRs OBJ, Dwayne Harris, Brandon Marshall and Sterling Shepard….all out. And the bodies they replace them with will be facing the Donks’ top ranked defensive unit. Sad Eli is sad.
They’ve also got plenty of wounded out on the defensive side of the ball. As well as as the suspension of CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie (hide the furniture!!!!).
So I’m happy for the Giants that they are still able to at least lie about being so confident. That’s commitment.
The Donks’ Trevor Siemian hasn’t exactly been tearing it up thru the air so far (though he’s had his moments), but that could change tonight against the Gigantes’ patchwork depth chart. And even if it doesn’t, the Donks still should be able to run the ball, control the clock, and win this one without too much sweat.
But I think Siemian will use this opportunity as a springboard, at least for this week.
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The Line : Donks -13.0, o/u 38
Take the Donks, give the points.
But don’t go anywhere near that o/u. Not this week.
Here’s your scores from earlier today if you missed them.
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Pssssst….There’s Also Baseball Tonight
- Game Two | CHC @ LAD – 7:30pmEDT – TV: TBS (Dodgers 1-0 )
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OK guys….here’s the playcall…
Drink on three….ready…..BREAK!!!!!
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Can we not just quit already?
Was that Stabbing Westward?! On NBC?
I believe so. That’s up there with MNF playing Ghost for bumper music last year.
Wish they’d bring that back.
I think that’s not even the first time ever, have heard on previous broadcasts.
WORST. DROPKICK. EVER.
If that’s Steve Williams, there’s a good chance he paid for that failure
Dude, if you’ve never read about erik watts before, you need to, one of the world’s best bad wrestlers. It’s not even funny how hard he was pushed.
Holy fuck. He was in there with Sting, Liger, and Williams. He should’ve been carried off in a box.
Could have been a decent midcarder, but not entirely unlike Roman reigns, he was green as gooseshit, and who he was related too played too large a Role in his booking.
Why the long face, Mr. Elway?
One of the great instant laugh gifs on the Internet
So trump supports this but not the nfl?
I don’t remember any rasslin’ past the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express
They’re literally still wrestling
I watched this live with my dad and sister.
Wrestling was better when the wrestlers took so many bumps and drugs that they risked death and becoming brain dead homicidal maniacs.
TRUE WCS FACT: I was there, with my little brother, and my dad. My dad took my brother to the concourse after this, because the old man legitimately thought he just saw someone die again. He let me stay, because I think he doesn’t really care about my mental health.
Pssh. That wasn’t even the scariest part
…so you saw Foley fall through the cell?
And Undertaker break his ankle dropping down, the tacks… It was AWESOME.
I remember Foley had to set the record straight that it was his tooth stuck in his beard and not a booger
So your dad was ok with you seeing the dead body?
He’s a military man, and said I was old enough (I was 15).
well ain’t that just precious
Playoff baseball, still boring enough to turn into a wrestling gif fest.
Captain insano shows no mercy
if I could actually get some goddamned heroin right now, I would completely do it.
/snorted, I’m not some animal smh
Denver has its own Beasley?
put Brock Lobster in, make him play TE if we are going all murder ball
This thread needs more Toru Yano
oh great, you killed Manny Sanders too, dumb fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgkDuJyI0U
I think that field goal attempt is on par with what I could have done.
Well that and shear my groin in the process…
SHAN’KHLOR is really in a mood tonight.
Today is the day the Giants became President…
There was that 4-5 year period when EVERYONE watched wrestling. Good times.
It had its downsides
It had a shit ton of downsides.
Nostalgia is a powerful thing
Nostalgia is delicate but potent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRDUFpsHus
Except X-Pac.
Funny story, X-Pac was awful, but ended up being a decent human being once he stopped doing ALL the drugs. He’s also shockingly probably the most likely to not embarrass himself at a current show.
I liked xpac when he seemed to be the only decent cruiserweight wwe had
Those boys down there choppy choppying Val’s pee pee were in some fucking hot fire multiman tags in ECW before Vince snatched them up. He ruined so many good things.
It is hilarious to see him in the old Texas promotion from back when he started. He looks like he was 90 pounds soaking weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZrp6wW8c3Q
Holy shit what a weak drop kick
Very subtle dragon screw arm whip in the backfield
next week, boycott SNF
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/10/15/your-quick-turnaround-snf-open-thread/comment-page-3/#comment-410599
Even though the score is tied, it feels like the cubs are losing.
God this describes Chicago sports in the last 30 years so well
the big guy with the bat needs to hit the ball far.
a Weinstein joke?
‘Meme when Tiki Barber and Ron Dayne tried to market themselves as Thunder and Lightening?
I MEMBAH
Ron doesn’t, Tiki wishes you would stop, and Ronde hopes you never let Tiki forget.
The Giants have absolutely no plans to let anyone finish this season healthy.
So will the Rog ask GB to sign Kaep to kill the collusion grievance?
The Browns, that will show him not to get uppity.
methinks GB wants to, let’s see if it gets past Shield legal team
My God, the reaction from “the owners” would create enough taeks to fill Lake Superior.
yeah but I don’t think they want collusion precedence started
The ones that genuinely believe they own anything (maga) “quit watching” when Aaron went rogue. So no big deal.
Imaginary Internet Friends! I must have passed through one of Frau Doktor Zymm’s trans-dimensional portals since I’m now in a world where the shitty-ass Giants are beating the Donk’s like one of AP’s kids.
That’s right?! The Giants lost their entire receiving corps last game. How are they doing this?!
Eli made new friends at summer camp.
Will we ever see a dual sport player again? A Bo or Deion?
Does soccer and Starbucks count?
certainly not like Bo
So, no mo Bo?
I kind of want to see some punter moonlight as a NASCAR driver.
Would that count?
I’m still convinced Lebron could walk on to the Browns, and be their best player right now.
We could probably beat the Browns right now.
I think so. We won’t have another Bo (God broke the mold because He was afraid an army of Bos would take over), but I can see a Deion.
Shaq and wrestling?
If he ever does get in shape
Teebo with Canadian football and minor league baseball!
I’m like the Broncos in their blue jerseys. I’m going to miss them after they burn them after this game.
Well I should not have checked the AFC standings to see what kind of shape the Raiders are in now. They are only ahead only ahead of one team.
They’re going as the 2009 Raiders for Halloween.
So the Puerto Rican throws the ball to the Cuban with the bat. The Cuban then hits the ball to the Venezuelan in the outfield while the white guy adjusts his cup. This sport is GREAT!
What is that, cricket?
Needs more Indians for cricket
“What is that sound, crickets?”
– Security at a Chargers game, hearing the silence broken.
Kaep’s last straw was the Titans signing Weedon? Sounds right.
I know I’ve never played QB at any level ever, but I’m a little irked the Titans didn’t contact me either.
that would be mine.
Since we’re doing people’s elbow gifs, I have an honorable mention
That’s the honorable mention but here’s the winner:
Yeah, but gratliff already posted that….
Oh, good. If this was missed, then what are we doing here?
How does The Undertaker not break character during that sequence?
He’s that good. He didn’t break character when he was on fire. He only broke character after his last match and that was only for a few seconds to hug his wife and daughter.
He’s just a pretty good actor, considering all of the goofy storylines he’s had over the years.
IIRC the people’s elbow started as a prank by the rock to make him break character
$15.2 million…
The Browns are paying Brock over fifteen million fucking dollars to suck on the field for the fucking Broncos.
But god forbid Kaep gets a starting job.
Maybe it’s all part of their plan! Disperse enough crappy qbs aorund the league to make themselves competitive by comparison.
Is Paxton Lynch still on the team?
Does anyone else have a problem pronouncing “Siemian”? It always looks like Semenian to me.
Do I dare watch some baseball?
I guess I can go to bed now, secure in the knowledge that the Giants have this one in the bag.
When you talked about “having one in the bag” I thought you were talking about Nate Solder.
…….que?
Too many Twinkies. Eli looks fat as hell
He’s going as Jared Lorenzen for Halloween.
Well let see the score of the SNF game…
What the hell happened?!
Hippo is filling his bathtub with ammonia and bleach. Moose might have already jumped in front of a bus.
Damn. I go on the Xbox for two hours and everything’s gone to shit.
With a similar shoulder injury is Siemian going to get sucked off like Rodgers?
Osweileer is a shame to every one who uses “brock” in their name
*Bork Laser nods*
That nod cost Vince McMahon $45,000
Man, i can not wait to see what Circus the Giants roll out for the 2nd half.
ok, who’s gonna hook me up with some legit Black Tar?
#TARPIT