Your “This London game is BS since it didn’t start super early” Open Thread

Seriously,  why is there a game at all? Just to fuck with the Rams’ attendance and try to raise their average?

You know,  this poses an interesting dilemma: Realistically,  this will be the highest attendance home game for the Rams all year long. And it will be held in London.  Can you see the wheels clicking?

As for the game itself,  I expect it to be a drab and low-scoring affair.

/Pac 12 game breaks out.

The rest of the early morning/afternoon slate is as follows:

Ravens at Vikings

Our own Yeah Right is at this game.  He will hopefully be filing a Boots on the Ground post telling us how many bird carcasses he saw while trying to get into the stadium.

Saints at Packers

Brett Hundley makes his debut as the Green Bay QB. Given UCLA’s recent form,  he’ll throw 2 TDs, 2 INTs, and the Packers will lose 41-38.

Jets at Dolphins

Jets fans do not need to yell “Show your TITS” to women in South Beach as the ladies routinely go topless,  but they will do so anyway.

Panthers at Bears 

And who the fuck thought this was a good game to show to almost the entire country? No wonder the ratings are down!

Buccaneers at Bills 

This game like NEVER happens,  right? Is this like the second time these teams have faced each other in history? I really can’t remember the last time.

Jaguras at Colts

In a division where Houston has a star in Deshaun Watson and Tennessee has a star in Marcus Mariota, the lack of quality quarterbacking in this matchup is striking. Loser goes to the bottom of the pile?

Titans at Browns

Speaking of the Titans,  there is no way they lose to the Browns,  right? If I was still in the Elimination Pool,  I’d be hesitant to pick them in this game.

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Incidentally,  there are only 2 people remaining in the pool!

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King Hippo

FUCK could have used Matthews scoring

Spur

You know Aaron Rodgers is jealous of Brett Hundley. A younger tighter player is taking his spot.

WCS

oh dat’s good

Redshirt

Why is the Hillary Clinton is Awesome Show still on TV? Accept reality Lib-iots and get your shit together. 2018 and 2020 will be here before you know it!

Brocky

that show is part of the long con. Baby boomer CBS viewers will be susceptible when they start getting stars from the 70’s to guest star

Brocky

What is this? Analysts actually acknowledging that injured receivers and backs will hurt a qb’s production?

I mean, Brady and rodgers aren’t playing?

When did flacco and newton start getting the benefit of the doubt?

WCS

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Redshirt

Michael…Jackson’s…Halloween?

Let the man rest in peace!

laserguru

pro tip, if you visit this place and are sitting on the visitors side line bring sunglasses. Yes it’s indoors but trust me on this.

bk109

Heya again,folks! Can someone please tell me WHY THE FUCK are the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT on Telly (from London no less) than.. y’know, something less shite.. like .. Dunno, A tyre fire or something?!

WCS

Roger Goodell is secretly Donald Trump.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why is Drew Brees sucking?

King Hippo

out of doors

Horatio Cornblower

He found out Advo is just a Ponzi scheme?

litre_cola

If I could like this more I would.
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Brocky

He’s honestly never been that Uber hall of fame level qb some people say he is?

I’m completely serious. He had one good seaon in SD, and the spread offense he runs in NO pads your stats like crazy.

King Hippo

Dumbass me, picked up Buffalo D, didn’t start it ahead of PIT

WCS

Punishment matches the crime.

laserguru

I propose replacing the standard game day beer with the bloody Mary. They’re delicious and you don’t have to piss near as often.

SKOL!

litre_cola

I would be ok with a RAMMMMIT fg from Greg the leg

Horatio Cornblower

As one of the two remaining people in the pool I’d just like to say STEP IT THE FUCK UP TITANS!!!!

Redshirt

Someone warm up the confetti machines. We have a Sole Survivor this week.

Senor Weaselo

Who’s the other remaining person? I’m setting the rocks up for “Rocks fall, everyone dies.”

King Hippo

Josh McCown, rushing touched down

Fucking hell, I’ve seen it all today

King Hippo

BORT has nigh 300 yards at the half.

Spur

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Spur

The ref was more urgent than Carolina players

King Hippo

Kelvin Benjamin. About as intelligent as you’d expect an FSU fella to be.

Senor Weaselo

I thought it was Cutler who’s supposed to be the one batting at things, not the one getting the ball batted.

Spur

Benjamin celebrating with the time running down

King Hippo

I can’t goddamned believe Ronald Koeman is not getting the sack tonight.

DontHair

Is that the name of Aaron Rodgers man friend/ assistant?

King Hippo

Bears up 17-3. Truth Biscuit is 2-4 passing. This is not 1940.

Senor Weaselo

I don’t know, with everything going on with Nazis, are you sure?

DontHair

The Bears have approached offense like 1940 is a quantum leap in innovation.

King Hippo

Gurley gets my money side’s first TD of the day, woopdie doo

Brocky

They’re wasting time explaining to rivera that he can’t challenge here, aren’t they?

Senor Weaselo

Lovie challenges that Rivera can’t challenge it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rivera triple dog challenges.

litre_cola

Then calls a timeout.

DontHair

I say go for it. Fuck it.

King Hippo

This is John. Fox.

theeWeeBabySeamus

BiscuitDiveNotTouchdownDown

Brocky

Fuck yeah Mitch

King Hippo

Like his reading ability, he came up a little short.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hee hee.

litre_cola
Brocky

Imagining the titty kisser as a sardonic disconnected comic? Oh hells yeah

litre_cola

Truth Biscuit?

King Hippo

DENIED!!

DontHair

Went in for the tit kiss. Came away with mono

theeWeeBabySeamus

Those Panthers really came to play today, eh?

hippofant

Play shuffleboard, maybe.

litre_cola

If Jerry Richardson’s workers could get their shit together it would be appreciated.

King Hippo

“The preferred nomenclature is property, suh!” – Jerry R., Spartanburg, SC

Redshirt

Has Mike Wallace returned to the BAL sidelines with a fake mustache pretending to be the 5th-string WR?

Bogdanski

Hundleydown!

King Hippo

athletic QB!!

hippofant

That was a lazy fucking tackle attempt by the DB.

JustStopDude

Who for the love of god is still watching “Survivor”?

Redshirt

Lazy people with remotes with dead batteries?

Wakezilla

Old people who think the show is cool

Viva La Tabula Raza

Probably the same people that watched The Apprentice and voted for Trump.

JustStopDude

Yay! Cleveland score 3 points!

Something to build upon.

Redshirt

Own Safety and Own Conversion Safety?

King Hippo

Get a holding penalty, Bills. Some of us need HauschkaPOINTS

Brocky

I’m getting unironic flashbacks to the 2005 bears team right now

Brocky

Show, besides brady and rodgers, which quarterbacks would not get the blame for that newton interception?

ArmedandHammered

I would love to see a new stat called Receiver Caused Interception, put the onus on the receiver.

Redshirt

Receiver QB Rating

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Did anybody start Eddie Jackson of the Bears in an IDP league? No? Your loss.

King Hippo

A reminder, we are looking at possible division champs in the Bearistocrats!, RRRRRRAM IT!!!, and Jaguras

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Darkest timeline?

Redshirt

NFL Parity or NFL Parody?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m not sure I can handle a world where this Bears team is effective at scoring defensive touchdowns

King Hippo

congrats to the 3-4 ppl who started the Bearistocrats! D/ST this week

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t imagine even the most homeriest of homers would have done that.

Gratliff

What the fuck is going on with Cam Newton?

Gratliff

Oh, well that was just unfortunate

Redshirt

I thought the Jets were supposed to suck this year?

hippofant

Josh McCown remains the most inscrutable mystery of modern times.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I know that wasn’t his fault but Connor Barth can still get fucked

Brocky

At this point I can’t even be angry to the guy.

People are so fucking in love with the 2006 bears team that it clouds their inability to realize robbie gould is too unreliable for his asking price.

Senor Weaselo

The Dolphins defense isn’t stalwart by any chance, is it.

King Hippo

Miami is just a giant ball of suck

hippofant

Even the Miami fans are looking at Jets leaping into their stands and going, eh.

Redshirt

Stupid Question: Why are the Vikings now sponsored by chewing tobacco?

King Hippo

Jaguras “odd week GOOD even week BAD” voodoo continues unabated.

Redshirt

They can’t determine a catch from a fumble or a incomplete pass with 1000x zoom, but they can determine that punt hit out of bounds from a view 70-yards away?

Gratliff

Packers up by 7 after a quarter when Ersatz Rodgers is 0 for 2.

Senor Weaselo

Did the Jets just convert a 3rd and 19 on a checkdown to Matt Forte?

hippofant

Looked like a screen where the OL didn’t quite get out fast enough.