Seriously, why is there a game at all? Just to fuck with the Rams’ attendance and try to raise their average?
You know, this poses an interesting dilemma: Realistically, this will be the highest attendance home game for the Rams all year long. And it will be held in London. Can you see the wheels clicking?
As for the game itself, I expect it to be a drab and low-scoring affair.
/Pac 12 game breaks out.
The rest of the early morning/afternoon slate is as follows:
Ravens at Vikings
Our own Yeah Right is at this game. He will hopefully be filing a Boots on the Ground post telling us how many bird carcasses he saw while trying to get into the stadium.
Saints at Packers
Brett Hundley makes his debut as the Green Bay QB. Given UCLA’s recent form, he’ll throw 2 TDs, 2 INTs, and the Packers will lose 41-38.
Jets at Dolphins
Jets fans do not need to yell “Show your TITS” to women in South Beach as the ladies routinely go topless, but they will do so anyway.
Panthers at Bears
And who the fuck thought this was a good game to show to almost the entire country? No wonder the ratings are down!
Buccaneers at Bills
This game like NEVER happens, right? Is this like the second time these teams have faced each other in history? I really can’t remember the last time.
Jaguras at Colts
In a division where Houston has a star in Deshaun Watson and Tennessee has a star in Marcus Mariota, the lack of quality quarterbacking in this matchup is striking. Loser goes to the bottom of the pile?
Titans at Browns
Speaking of the Titans, there is no way they lose to the Browns, right? If I was still in the Elimination Pool, I’d be hesitant to pick them in this game.
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Incidentally, there are only 2 people remaining in the pool!
Comment away!
FUCK could have used Matthews scoring
You know Aaron Rodgers is jealous of Brett Hundley. A younger tighter player is taking his spot.
oh dat’s good
Why is the Hillary Clinton is Awesome Show still on TV? Accept reality Lib-iots and get your shit together. 2018 and 2020 will be here before you know it!
that show is part of the long con. Baby boomer CBS viewers will be susceptible when they start getting stars from the 70’s to guest star
What is this? Analysts actually acknowledging that injured receivers and backs will hurt a qb’s production?
I mean, Brady and rodgers aren’t playing?
When did flacco and newton start getting the benefit of the doubt?
Michael…Jackson’s…Halloween?
Let the man rest in peace!
pro tip, if you visit this place and are sitting on the visitors side line bring sunglasses. Yes it’s indoors but trust me on this.
Heya again,folks! Can someone please tell me WHY THE FUCK are the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT on Telly (from London no less) than.. y’know, something less shite.. like .. Dunno, A tyre fire or something?!
Roger Goodell is secretly Donald Trump.
Why is Drew Brees sucking?
out of doors
He found out Advo is just a Ponzi scheme?
If I could like this more I would.
-Sponsored by Herbalife
He’s honestly never been that Uber hall of fame level qb some people say he is?
I’m completely serious. He had one good seaon in SD, and the spread offense he runs in NO pads your stats like crazy.
Dumbass me, picked up Buffalo D, didn’t start it ahead of PIT
Punishment matches the crime.
I propose replacing the standard game day beer with the bloody Mary. They’re delicious and you don’t have to piss near as often.
SKOL!
I would be ok with a RAMMMMIT fg from Greg the leg
As one of the two remaining people in the pool I’d just like to say STEP IT THE FUCK UP TITANS!!!!
Someone warm up the confetti machines. We have a Sole Survivor this week.
Who’s the other remaining person? I’m setting the rocks up for “Rocks fall, everyone dies.”
JerBear
Josh McCown, rushing touched down
Fucking hell, I’ve seen it all today
BORT has nigh 300 yards at the half.
The ref was more urgent than Carolina players
Kelvin Benjamin. About as intelligent as you’d expect an FSU fella to be.
I thought it was Cutler who’s supposed to be the one batting at things, not the one getting the ball batted.
Benjamin celebrating with the time running down
I can’t goddamned believe Ronald Koeman is not getting the sack tonight.
Is that the name of Aaron Rodgers man friend/ assistant?
Bears up 17-3. Truth Biscuit is 2-4 passing. This is not 1940.
I don’t know, with everything going on with Nazis, are you sure?
The Bears have approached offense like 1940 is a quantum leap in innovation.
Gurley gets my money side’s first TD of the day, woopdie doo
They’re wasting time explaining to rivera that he can’t challenge here, aren’t they?
Lovie challenges that Rivera can’t challenge it.
Rivera triple dog challenges.
Then calls a timeout.
I say go for it. Fuck it.
This is John. Fox.
BiscuitDiveNotTouchdownDown
Fuck yeah Mitch
Like his reading ability, he came up a little short.
Hee hee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVceIdoWf5o
Imagining the titty kisser as a sardonic disconnected comic? Oh hells yeah
Truth Biscuit?
DENIED!!
Went in for the tit kiss. Came away with mono
Those Panthers really came to play today, eh?
Play shuffleboard, maybe.
If Jerry Richardson’s workers could get their shit together it would be appreciated.
“The preferred nomenclature is property, suh!” – Jerry R., Spartanburg, SC
Has Mike Wallace returned to the BAL sidelines with a fake mustache pretending to be the 5th-string WR?
Hundleydown!
athletic QB!!
That was a lazy fucking tackle attempt by the DB.
Who for the love of god is still watching “Survivor”?
Lazy people with remotes with dead batteries?
Old people who think the show is cool
Probably the same people that watched The Apprentice and voted for Trump.
Yay! Cleveland score 3 points!
Something to build upon.
Own Safety and Own Conversion Safety?
Get a holding penalty, Bills. Some of us need HauschkaPOINTS
I’m getting unironic flashbacks to the 2005 bears team right now
Show, besides brady and rodgers, which quarterbacks would not get the blame for that newton interception?
I would love to see a new stat called Receiver Caused Interception, put the onus on the receiver.
Receiver QB Rating
Did anybody start Eddie Jackson of the Bears in an IDP league? No? Your loss.
A reminder, we are looking at possible division champs in the Bearistocrats!, RRRRRRAM IT!!!, and Jaguras
Darkest timeline?
NFL Parity or NFL Parody?
I’m not sure I can handle a world where this Bears team is effective at scoring defensive touchdowns
congrats to the 3-4 ppl who started the Bearistocrats! D/ST this week
I can’t imagine even the most homeriest of homers would have done that.
What the fuck is going on with Cam Newton?
Oh, well that was just unfortunate
I thought the Jets were supposed to suck this year?
Josh McCown remains the most inscrutable mystery of modern times.
I know that wasn’t his fault but Connor Barth can still get fucked
At this point I can’t even be angry to the guy.
People are so fucking in love with the 2006 bears team that it clouds their inability to realize robbie gould is too unreliable for his asking price.
The Dolphins defense isn’t stalwart by any chance, is it.
Miami is just a giant ball of suck
Even the Miami fans are looking at Jets leaping into their stands and going, eh.
Stupid Question: Why are the Vikings now sponsored by chewing tobacco?
Jaguras “odd week GOOD even week BAD” voodoo continues unabated.
They can’t determine a catch from a fumble or a incomplete pass with 1000x zoom, but they can determine that punt hit out of bounds from a view 70-yards away?
Packers up by 7 after a quarter when Ersatz Rodgers is 0 for 2.
Did the Jets just convert a 3rd and 19 on a checkdown to Matt Forte?
Looked like a screen where the OL didn’t quite get out fast enough.