https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDO_KbIsrfY
Thank Cthulhu it’s the weekend. I lost Friday to the older dog being sick. (Not the one who sampled my vodka slurpee Thursday night; he’s fine.) Woke up in the morning to equal parts barf & shit on the disposable IKEA carpets we put out so the puppy wouldn’t wreck the new floors. It was just easier to toss ’em & pay $20 for new ones than try to clean them up. FUCK YOU, PLANET EARF!! It turns out she has giardia, so it’s going to be a weekend spent trying to bag a firehose of shit.
So, I had a choice to make. I could go to Roger Waters tonight & look after the dog tomorrow while my lovely wife had her appointments, or I could go to Seattle for the Hawks-Texans game & skip Roger Waters to look after the dog.
I chose the last touring member of Pink Floyd.
I will regret nothing.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB: World Series:
- Game 4: Dodgers at Astros – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Flyers at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Rangers at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Capitals at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- CFL:
- Stampeders at Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
- NCAA: games of note
- Minnesota at Iowa – 7:00PM | FS1
- Mississippi State at Texas A&M – 7:15PM | ESPN
- Georgia Tech at Clemson – 8:00PM | ABC or ESPN2
- Texas Tech at Oklahoma – 8:00PM | ABC or ESPN2
- Southern California at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN
- San Diego State at Hawaii – 11:15PM | ESPN2
- UFC Fight Night: From Sao Paulo, Brazil
- Brunson vs. Machida – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
That is a full schedule. But don’t oversleep – HOT LONDON #PAULS ACTION IN THE A.M.!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Home from the concert. A delightful show. He toned down the anti-Americanism because he was in Canada. Pretty much a Floyd 1972-79 greatest hits show.
The good: I just polished off another bottle of shiraz. I stayed local as I had a bottle of Mission Hill’s 2012 reserve collection. I even kept it classy by pairing it with smoked gouda cheese.
The bad: I have an early morning tutorial to teach and I’m way too drunk to do the prep time.
I’m in my building lobby trying to write and not get distracted by shit in my apartment, but I see all these kids going out to Halloween parties and now I just want to die alone like the piece of shit loser I am.
I just realized that Donald Sterling was forced to sell the Clippers for a less awful statement than Bob McNair gave.
And this is just further proof that the NFL is the fucking worst of the pro leagues (but still light years better than the NCAA, which is the worst group of assholes outside of D.C.).
I’m a straight female who doesn’t watch porn so my input doesn’t really count in this regard but I agree. Just from this gif something about her was creeping me out. I have a blow pop in the kitchen that I was gonna get later on but she turned me off to the idea of it now. I was gonna pull the wrapper down to make it look like the blow pop had a cape and pretend it was a superhero and everything, it was going to be a grand old time…I guess it wasn’t meant to be.
I fucking love the internet
So once again…without fail….
The best part of this Halloween house party is getting to play with the dog
An acquaintance of mine went as Alexander Hamilton for Halloween. She is also very liberal. Anyway, as a tongue in cheek joke, I told her she should have the number 68 on her jacket or a piece of paper with the number 68 on it. She asked why, to which I told her he was responsible for the electoral college. She blocked me. *shrugs shoulders*
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
This just makes me want to do it more.
I’m out…..
They seem nice.
Go Go Power Rangers indeed.
http://s1306.photobucket.com/user/sirjorky/media/thPowerRangersCrotchGrab_zpsc4d41db9.gif.html
Missing glasses.
2/10, would not bang cross-gendered Clark Kent
Missing gloves
2/10, would not bang cross-gendered guy who normally wears gloves
FTFY
How would we know if she was smart?
Simple, yet very effective gif.
That’ll do.
She’s also apparently an inverted Master Sergeant.
“What does three up and three down mean to you, airman!”
“End of an inning.”
Good Morning Vietnam isn’t really that good, but it had its moments. J. T. Walsh was a great actor who never got his due while he was alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U034RLQov_w
Entertain me.
Somehow I thought of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
I am not a barbarian, I’m a Viking.
See you at 6:30 LA time.
The drinking early thing really worked.
The Assassination of Gianni Versace by Ryan Murphy.
Because the Liberace show at Vegas was too butch.
I bet Drake sings his song, Versace.
Fun fact: He killed hip hop when he tried raped about Versace and asking strangers to leave his gated community
Have fun at Roger Waters. I went to his concert back in ’11. The only thing more entertaining than him were these guys in their 60s who tried to do all the drugs and alcohol of their 20s in one night, resulting in them being taken off in a stretcher.
Don’t be those guys
Saw a similar scene in the early ’80s at a Journey concert.
A Journey concert!
To be fair, everyone did Coke back then. Pretty sure I was born with a coke stash.
Just wandered in after getting dragged to a birthday partner for a business associate of my wife’s, (usually those are death but everyone there was shithoused by 6 and we went to a brewery and a sex shop afterwards, so…yeah), and I’d just like to say that it’s about time that Penn State was involved in something getting blown that made everyone happy.
Did you guys do the aged old, accidentally put the lesbian scene on the tv and place the two women strategically together to see what would happen next?
If you see one of them take the batteries out of the TV remote then you’re off to a good start.
Harumph
Dilly Dilly?
I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy!
You watch your ass.
We got ourselves a series. (I’m rooting for a seven-game WS)
I dont hate either of these teams. I can get on board with this.
If only a small meteor would fall on Joe Buck.
Dodgers in six.
Houston is boned.
Boned in six would be a little anticlimactic though.
Not on P0rnhub.
Only meant laying an egg tonight puts Houston in a bigger hole than it might appear is all.
A big hole would be bad, your eggs might fall out.
Gotta do your kegels!
I certainly don’t see Kershaw letting Houston back into this.
I like to climb Mt. Whitney a couple of times a year, and when I reach the summit I usually drink whiskey and maybe smoke a pack of cigarettes too.
Imelda Marcos is really taking good care of herself.
Oh alright, one more pair.
I’ve never understood the common female fascination with footwear. I once made the mistake of telling The Dame that I thought she had too many shoes…I’ve had blurry vision in one eye and memory lapses ever since.
A stiletto in the cerebral cortex can do that.
If shoe girls and car guys would pair up nice and neat with each other and all move to the same congressional district in an otherwise low population state, I wouldn’t be against it no offence.
Not what you’d call a car guy, but if you gave me one of these I’d be cool with it:
I think my definition of car guy is anyone who has ever described a car as beautiful or sexy.
And let’s go ahead and throw math equation guys into that group as well, along with, oh let’s say, girls who… Ya know, to save time let’s just put everyone except for me in this theoretical gulag and just call it a day.
/Similarly, math equation guys are those who call Euler’s Identity beautiful or sexy.
I dunno art (or cars or math), but I know what I like.
You guys are nerds.
She’s pretty cute, I wonder what she drives?
Me. Crazy.
(short drive, btw)
Certainly true, but you gotta admit an original Boss 429 is sexy AF.
I get away with it on the car and math side because I call them cool, not sexy!
/Remembers particularly beautiful violins
Well fuck.
Looks like the Dodgers are gonna even things up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0TDNR3NEY0
The 1920’s weren’t perfect, and we’ve come a ways since then, but it would be nice if racial and sexual equality were fashionable again.
Jenny McCarthy approves.
Unless there’s thimerosal nearby, then you guys are on your own.
Ha! Frank can’t poop!