Well, this one looked a heck of a lot better at the beginning of the year than it does now. Were you aware that Red Miller passed away in late September? The old fella made it all the way to 89, he did. “Who the hell is Red Miller?” you ask? Well, first things first-must you be so aggressive? Be more civil please. Red Miller was the very first coach to take the Broncos to a Super Bowl way back in the 70’s. All I mamember about it was that I was cheering for/knew the Cowboys were going to win. That was several lifetimes ago. Back then I was young, dumb and thanks to my local parish priest, full of cum. (this is the part where I’m kidding) Let’s go… TO THE GAME!
Pats/Broncos: The No Fly Zone has given up 70+ yards to five receivers. Among them are Kelce, Witten, Engram and Hunter Henry. That shit-eating grin you see in your mind’s eye belongs to the Gronkster. Though New England has their own te issues in that they’ve given up 5 scores to that position in only eight games. Is it time for me to plug in AJ Derby and hope for the best? It is. You’d think that after giving up 51 to the Eagles last week the D will get its poop together, right? Look for wr Amendola to pick up a few of the targets that the sidelined Hogan (“HOGAN!”) won’t be able to grab. He does have cb Harris on him though. There’s another high risk, high reward guy that the desperate among you may want to take for a little spin around the block.
Take me home, commenters!
So Donks are actually bad. Fortunately, that Lombardi trophy means Bojack’s gonna be running this team for the next 20 years.
Neeeeeigh!
With Edelman out, who does Brady sleep with after the game? Probably Amendola, I don’t think he’d go for Gronk.
I think Gronk’s dick fell off from Herpes about 5 years ago.
I thought the red zone started at the other team’s 20.
Brian Hoyer sighting?
that would be nice (considering how I want the 2nd place team in my division to lose)
More like the No Stop Zone
Am I the only one who thinks Vance kinda sorta resembles…well….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0jo8VQ-zBY
Broncos’ YouTube guy already pegged him as a dead ringer for Fargo Season 2’s Mike Milligan
Yep, I can see that as well.
Also, that is totes moar badass.
Come on Gronkdown!
FIRE HIM THIS INSTANT
Him and Ben McAdoo can change places!
“Take him out back and shoot him.”
“Someone wake up the punter.”
way to not call timeout and gift the P*ts a first down, shitheads
I saw that PI from here Cris. If Harris is a magician, he’s Gob Bluth.
bound and determined to humiliate, so let’s fuck some fuckers up, Vance
NFL supports the Pat Tillman Foundation.
New slogan idea: Hey, we can’t kill him with friendly fire twice.
“See? Not EVERY player dies of CTE.”
Why aren’t those marines deployed?
—Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkSZGXmuvIo&t=
I haven’t seen Rice hit the ground like that since my wedding.
I also felt nauseous and disoriented afterwards.
I haven’t seen Rice hit the ground like that since the elevator video.
Nice.
I mean not foar Janay, but otherwise.
She apologizes for making that joke awkward.
That stupid Damnation commercial is drilling its way into my brain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYF7H_fpc-g
Send him to the tent!
Too old – Rodgers
I hope he clears the concussion protocol before next week’s games!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9_BsjMi4bM
punting here is SURRENDER, Vance
Fucking Cowherds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1RdwiHO95A
Sing it Frog!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0qIdpRdqo4
they makes with the nice musics
so now Dion Lewis is going to be good.
I think Imma become a P*ts fan. It seems easier. I’m tired of fighting.
I will also now call U*NC and Duke my co-alma maters, I will become a Yanks and Red Sox homer.
And also…Roll Damn Tide.
Dont forget your longtime allegiance to the Golden State Warriors
And suicide!
Seppuku is always the gold standard ,, white ppl forget that
Kampai!
Nope. Bay area. That’s a bridge too far.
Wait, Bay or Golden Gate?
It won’t last. I have been a Pats fan since 1968; there was a lot of crawling through the desert of shit seasons. It won’t last; I expect “us” to suck again before I shuffle off this mortal coil.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
I ROOT FOR THE WASHINGTON GENERALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-CksnGaHSA
Holy shit look at this ratio:
https://twitter.com/jjenningsUSA/status/929744846817914880
Twitter ratio is Avery interesting thing.
Good god. It was a catch.
Donk down!
Donks TD?????
what’s that y’all said re Bolles and holding?
Ummm…he does.
But he doesn’t really mean it, he’s just doing it cause you make him. Cold and aloof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYd57rkvnpQ
no really it’s so fun to relate
New Rule: We all just assume that the other teams are letting the Pats win the super bowl every year to save the league money on trophy engraving. And they are just waiting their turn to take less money to play in New England and win it.
Oh boy look out here comes another one of Denver’s patented field goals!
Sup bitches.
No thanks, I ate. Next time?
Yo. I have a bleached asshole want to party?
Be mindful of red wine!
Sooooo….about Vegas….
😉
I will be there….January 5
Zvnt tnkt lvkt!
Ayo has gone crabperson.
I blame Beastie.
If everyone scored TDs instead of FGs, Cris, the score would be 35-21.
Are you some kind of witch????
Yeah, but that assumes all the extra points were made.
Ok, if the Donks can force a few turnovers, then I only need :checks math: Jarvis Landry to score negative 70 points tomorrow.
Who doesn’t like eating poolside?
Stamkos has 23 assists? That’s like 34.1 points per game!
/Ok more like 1.77.
Denver’s only chance in this game is to send everyone at Brady on every play and dive at his knees until both ACL’s are torn.
That post bachelor party nap and shower was badly needed. To quote my favorite movie, what’s happening in the clean world?
Joe Biden is going to run and kill a flailing Trump in ‘20. He’ll lead America through the post-trump era and generally take the edge off the county.
Nah. The Obama halo effect will wear off after his first few gaffes and his popularity will reset to where it belongs.
This is not to say he won’t run in 2020, but that people forget the reason he had no shot in ’08 was because he was a gaffe machine.
Gaffe Machines are definitely unelectable.
Machines aren’t even eligible to run….yet
Ones who are actual politicians like Biden are.
He needs to produce more gaffes to get to the “Three Stooges Syndrome” level that worked for trump.
He will not judged by the same standard as Trump was.
I love the Diamond Joe. Agree that the things that were issues with him before should be barely noticeable in today’s environs.
Never underestimate the right’s ability to enforce a double standard and crank up the outrage machine.
this is true, but fuck it. DIAMOND JOE!!
Biden should have ran with Tulsi Gabbard as VP
Gabbard takes over after the 1st four years. Stomping out the last of Clinton scum.
I don’t want Gabbard near any high profile ticket.
Gabbard is a dictator apologist. Weird as fuck.
She’s one of the most shameless opportunists in Congress and I trust her less than most of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXU2vZTTeMU
Okay, I won’t lie. I’m starting to like the chemistry Rodney, Tony, and Dan have now.
This seems like a good time to stop drinking and actually go get some work done.
Later taters.
Boob jorb? Calf implants? PENILE NARROWING?!
My calves are fine and muscular, I like my thick penis, and can I have boobs removed?
I hate football.
Hold the fuck up, is James Carville the maitre di? At a Jewish catering place? Because that guy sure as hell looked like him.
Nothing says fine dining like Nosferatu at your table
Cajun Style!
Special teams aside, not played that bad. And it’s 9-27. Just fucking kill me now, Lord.
Hey if it make you feel better the Patriots’ halftime lead against the Raiders next week will probably be even bigger.
One thing I do is remind myself that getting upset about NFL results when the Patriots are involved are like getting upset about the results of a professional wrestling match.
TRUE DAT
I see the Donks want to give themselves a proper challenge next half
Are they trying to make dilly dilly the next WHAZZZZAP?!
I think it’s silly silly.
/that joke is almost, but not quite, as bad as the whole “dilly dilly” thing.
If you say so.
My point is that it’s not possible to make a joke as bad as the original “dilly dilly” one. It can’t be done.
You made a good run, tho.
😛
Ribbit. You know they’re always up for whatever.
It’s a big hit in philly philly
Taste Great!