I’m rushing here because I’m early. Week 12 offered a true bounty of highlights/lowlights/sidelights and, without (a) bye week updated to fill this slot; (b) the need to wait for a Ravens/Texans MNF game to provide us with anymore NFL “action”, Quotables is taking the Monday slot this week.
So, uhhhh, after the long weekend I hope everyone is, uhhhhh, fired up to go (checks loading status — only 40%). I was home alone yesterday painting and cooking and, in my passing through the living room, saw about four football plays:
1) The Eagles picked off the Bears then fumbled the return back to Chicago. First and ten, Trubiskys.
2) Blake Bortles completely Blake Bortlesing Out, throwing a pick right at Tyrann Matheiu, ending what should have been the drive to win the game with a FG.
Wait — two. I saw two football plays. Sauce turned out pretty alright though. Gonna take another stab at it tomorrow (checks loading status — 96%). Alright, so here are you Week 12 Quotables!