I guess the only advantage of not having a Thursday, Sunday Nighter and Monday game is that we get a corn of copia of nine, count ’em, nine games! So what if some aren’t relevant? This presupposes that some week 5 clash involving the Giants or Browns was relevant and we all of us know that isn’t the case, right? TO THE GAMES!
Carolina/Atlanta:
The Falcons are facing the old “Win and You’re in Like Flynn or Gunga Din” scenario. They’ll be side-eyeing the Seattle tilt.
Kansas City/Denver:
Denver hc Joseph spun the “Wheel of QB Futility” and it came up Paxton Lynch. On the other side, coach Reid, locked into the 4 spot seeding-wise, has decided to have a wee looky-loo at Patty Mahomes II: Undermining The Starter Boogaloo. When starter Smith first heard the news he threw a tantrum that traveled all of six yards through the air.
Jacksonville/Tennessee:
Win or lose the Jags are hosting a wildcard game next week. The most likely situation is that this tilt is the first of a home-and-home between these two.
San Fran/LA Rams:
I’m going out on a limb-the 9’ers are the best 5 win team in the league right now. The Rams plan is to sit anyone that matters because they got themselves the division title. Jeff Fisher must be so proud.
Buffalo/Miami:
The Bills need to win and 3/4’s of the AFC to lose so that they can taste the playoffs. It was a valiant try.
Oakland/LA Chargers:
The LawnClippers need to win and the Eiffel Tower has to contract herpes in order for the former to do the playoff jig.
Arizona/Seattle:
Here we go again. The Seahawks must win. Difficulty: the Cards have won the last two in Seattle.
New Orleans/Tampa Bay:
11-4 meets 4-11. How’s that for a hot take?
Cincinnati/Baltimore:
The Ravens need the win just like everyone else. They’ll find the Bengals very accommodating.
Push those letters!
“4th and 2? Let’s call a zone stretch run that we don’t have the personnel for and hasn’t worked all season!”
The Raiders should fire Todd Downing at the end of this quarter.
Out of a cannon?
haHa!
https://sports.yahoo.com/rob-gronkowski-narrowly-misses-2-million-bonus-211143311.html
so THAT is why he went catchless today
Good. Fuck Gronk.
Kraft should have to donate the two million to something other than Trump ‘s re-election campaign,
Holy shit what a pick 6 by Cincy and Flacco falling down..
Goodnight Flacco
Flacco? NAWT a good tackler.
Fuuuuuuccccck, Cam!!
LOL
FATGUYDOWN!
happy bills players are happy!
They have so little.
FUCK YEAH WE ARE!
The best kind of touchdown.
Is this Chantix dork Riverboat Ron’s dopey cousin?
stupid Chefs ,, smh
Browns football everybody!
Not sure why Johnny Football is included.
He is the last starting QB for the Browns to actually win a game.
It’s a party, dude!
ANNOUNCERS TALKING ABOUT HOW LOUD THAT SEA CROWD IS.
EVERYONE DRINK
Julio jones Butt knocked the ball out to Sanu’s hands.
ButtHit
hehehehe
Once again, I cannot wait to see what Mike Polk, Jr. has in store for the Browns season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBmzPUI-Qs
COMPLETE SEASON
Probation Violation
Hey Hippo – how does Mahomes look?
not bad, the little bit I’ve seen on Red Zone (not sports bar-ing this one)
AWESOME!
Please tell me someone will BotG this!
If I get the chance, I’m going to drive up to the Mistake By the Lake to experience it.
I guess I need to watch Dunkirk so I can watch Darkest Hour?
I’m starting to think Winston doesn’t make good decisions
Well done Winston
LOL
Winston with the 3rd INT
“Nice play design by Darrell Bevell.”
-Fox Announcer
Why is Baker on Baldwin? Should Peterson be shadowing their best receiver?
Surely some random Bills practice squad member will be able to pick up the slack for one of the most prolific backs in the NFL.
Postseason is history.
At this point most Bills fans won’t care if we field the local high school team as long as we see the playoffs.
Cards opting for the prevent D with a two score lead and 9 minutes left in the 3rd.
Cue Seattle comeback that results in Atlanta missing the playoffs.
I see Lynch finally tossed his pickerception WOO
She looks like a Star Wars character.
Has the name of one, too.
Lindy Lou Who? Sounds more like a Dr. Seuss character.
Can’t wait for the Farmers Insurance commercial for that one.
“Unleash a meth head crack whore in a room full of Warhol originals? Seen it, covered it. We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.”
WTF are the announcers wearing in the RAMMIT game?
Vibrating butt plugs.
Nkimdiche is such an underachiever — so of course he looks like an absolute stud against the SEA line.
You deserved better, Shady 🙁
Pickup up for weed. i bet she cleans up nicely.
RIP Shady
And Now his Watch has Ended.
Not sure what ARI should do with Mathieu. He’s turning out to not be the difference making safety as expected, just more of a good player with above average injury risk.
Wasn’t he supposed to be a cornerback?
He’s a bit ‘hybridy’. With more receiving tight ends, his size is a real liability in those match-ups so you’ve gotta play him as a corner in those cases.
Haha — the news has their pre-filmed “we’ll discuss the big weekend in sports on Monday at 6am!” commercial. It mentions all the “We’ll have the Sun Devils Wildcats highlights!”
Probably should have shot an alternate commercial that downplays that game….
Where is the ASU women’s volleyball coverage?!?
FCC won’t allow that on public stations
I’m hoping for a daughter because, with as many college sports as they have now, there’s no reason she can’t go to SOME college for free on a weird sport athletic scholarship.
Crew.
At least if she goes to an east coast school. I knew someone who actually did that after her first semester, which was great for her because even 20 years ago (KILL ME!) GW was expensive as fuck.
I know a girl that did crew at Temple. Smart girl.
ASU has a crew team!
Yeah, but any girl going to ASU has a 90% chance of going into porn or at least appearing in a FTV video.
I’ve come to accept that this is just kids these days.
Just checking.
The new Symbians have handle controls now…… apparently.
Liquor store is gonna be open on New Years Eve… shit it’s fucking Sunday. Blue laws suck.
People are stupid. They forget § 2 of the 13th Amendment invalidates the first, just like § 2 of the 21st allows Blue Laws and total prohibition to continue, just not at the federal level.
States Rights!
NOW GIVE US FEDERAL FUNDS FOR CONFEDERATE STATUES!
I’m listening to the War Nerd episode about the Whiskey Rebellion and once again Alexander Hamilton was bad.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/radio-war-nerd-7864421
Somebody needs a pat down.
Alright assheads, I’ve got my vodka shots to drink illegally on university property upon my arrovedness.
And bail money in case I get tossed into arena jail.
I guess I’ll see ya’s next year.
Presuming I don’t give you a BoTG view of me freezing to death by the side of the road beforehand.
Later taters.
Where are you going?
Avett Bros concert in Raleigh.
Ratbirdsdown!!!!
Wooooooo!!!!!!!
Wearin your good overalls?
Always.
Have fun!
Can i post your sexy mugshot if you get arrested?
I’d be disappointed if you didn’t.
What’s this about now? Hockey something?
Random Cincinnati o line dude wife had a baby yesterday. 9 lb 14 oz. poor lady
Hummmm, if it was D-line she’d be playing a wide nine.
Lol. Wide 9 forever with the size of that kid
Anyone else notice how Rich Gannon seems to trying to imitate Tony Romo?
He pronounces it “auwffense.”
I keep thinking Rich Gannon is that gay porn model who got credentialed to the White House press corps under W who asked Bush some stupid, Simpsons-like softball questions (for Drudge, or something?) before getting busted.
“Yes, Jeff Gannon from Talon News…why are you so awesome, and as a follow-up, why are the Democrats evil?”
Fuck – Trump would totally find Talon News as ‘fair’.
So NOW Cincy plays well.
-ish
TD Ravens on the back of an 88 yard return
When I can finally get out of Phoenix, I’m moving somewhere with a good landscape. I think the days of beautiful architecture in building new cities is over.
try the Northwest.
Yeah. Come to Portland.
I thought Oregon was absolutely great when I visited last Feb — and the weather was hazy then. I liked SEA too but I can’t do that density.
I’m kind of stuck here workwise. Second stop will probably just be retirement in Hawaii.
hahahaha Chargers miss the extra kick!
F U Spanos!
#FemurDrums
To the liquor store!
Rivers is going to execute that kicker at the 50 yard line.
If I’m honest, I’d rate her higher than a 6.
“Just threw that one away”
TOUCHDOWN CHARGERS!
Oh, that was Rich Gannon. Makes sense now.
Announcer: “Just throws that one away”
Actual result: Touchdown
All Floats look alike.
A Rivers float is deceptive.
He sure knows how to drop those floaters!
Mike Carey: “Looks like an interception to me.”
Good thing about a slow cooker: I don’t have to do anything.
Bad thing about a slow cooker: It smells like it’s done 2 hours before it’s done.
This is also true of the games today.
i need more liquor.
That was also in Melissa Etheridge’s divorce papers.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!