NFL News:
- Possibly with an eye towards the Rooney Rule, the Texans, an NFL franchise according to League documents, have hired an outside firm to help them find a new GM.
- Rick Smith has taken a leave of absence while his wife is dealing with cancer.
Jimmy Graham is amongst the first Seahawks to drop hints he’s leaving the team.
- Also a hint: his 4-year, $40 million contract has expired.
- Also being hinted at: Kam Chancellor & Cliff Avril.
- It doesn’t help when Pete Carroll says they’re “going to have a hard time playing football again”.
- Coaching carousel:
- No new today (so far)
- Marv Lewis’ fate is expected sometime this week.
probably once someone explains to Mike Brown that “promoting from within” means Pascal his gardener cannot be the new coach.- HOLY SHIT – two more fucking years!
Jim Harbaugh says he’s not leaving Michigan.
- Good thing he said that before someone actually considered asking.
- Talking asshat Jon Gruden is delighted to “be considered” for the Raiders coaching vacancy.
- Marv Lewis’ fate is expected sometime this week.
- No new today (so far)
- The criteria contenders for Hard Knocks 2018 have been decided.
- Baltimore, Cleveland, Denver, the L.A. Chargers, San Francisco and Washington.
Finally, in a moment that actually warms the heart, Bills fans have turned their excitement into their playoff berth into a charitable cause.
- starting last night, Bills fans started making $17 donations to Andy Dalton’s charitable foundation, the Andy and Jordan Dalton Foundation, which provides financial aid to families with medical expenses.
- The $17 dollars represent the 17 seasons between playoff berths for the Bills.
- as of 12:30 PM DFO time today, some 4500 donors have added over $100,000 to the foundation’s coffers.
Tonight’s sports:
- Hockey:
- NHL:
- Penguins at Flyers – 7:00PM | NBCSN
- Bruins at Islanders – 7:0PM | Sportsnet
- Kings at Oilers – 9:30PM | NBCSN
- Ducks at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- World Juniors:
- Slovakia vs. Sweden – 6:00PM | TSN3 / NHLN
- Russia vs. USA – 8:00PM | TSN / NHLN
- NHL:
- Basketball:
- NBA:
- Blazers at Cavs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Grizzlies at Clippers – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- NCAA: of note
- Butler at Xavier – 7:00PM | FS1
- Indiana at Wisconsin – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Michigan at Iowa – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Georgetown at DePaul – 9:00PM | FS1
- Texas Tech at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Pittsburgh at Louisville – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- NBA:
School’s out until the 8th, so I’m making these up as I go. DON’T JUDGE ME!
https://gfycat.com/@lewdanon/albums/porn
The links below may or may not be more of this Dillon girl. They are definitely NSFW.
https://gfycat.com/MiserlyImportantAsianlion
https://gfycat.com/IckyFearlessFlamingo
https://gfycat.com/AdeptBlondAfricanporcupine
“A Game of Pool” is on MeTV, for those of you who get it.
MeTV…isn’t that like your own personal webcam?
It’s our classics channel. It’s on after Perry Mason which Padre Weaselo now watches religiously.
Yes I know what MeTV is. I was just screwing with you.
Now, what’s the address to that webcam?
/willing to settle for Hermana’s webcam, btw
(bad tWBS…bad, bad tWBS)
It’s not on the local Vancouver one. It’s Hogan’s Heroes instead.
Nazi war atrocities at their funniest!
The Saudis starving Yemenis to death is comedic in that it’s the only thing their (and through logistical and other support, the U.S. and U.K.) military hasn’t fucked up there.
https://gfycat.com/@lewdanon/albums/2017_love_advent
Now we’re talking!
I really need to exercise more.
I’m pretty sure that’s from Spongebob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqEDz2vfhpQ
YUM
Lovely girl. She seems fun. Too bad I don’t know who she is.
Damn shame I don’t know Dillon either.
You asshole.
I can’t unsee that now.
Does she have ID?
She’s of age.
If she’s not, there’s a lot of folks who should be in prison for a lot of years already.
Allegedly.
I think he means so you could find her address and “visit”….. or at least I hope that is what he means.
Oh, right. I opened a bunch of gifs in another window.
Go Collingwood.
(sorry Geelong…I’m sure you understand tho)
Seems reasonable.
A friend of mine has asked me for a decent amount of money to “invest” in a movie. He’s actually decent at this and the other people involved have made legit films (not porn) that have returned on the initial investments. I told him no but am trying to figure out if I should just say fuck it and give it a shot.
If an actual friend and money you won’t hold over his head forever, go for it.
Also, insist on porn. And an extra role. And a royalty stake.
A royalty stake in a porno means every so quarter you receive a, um, service, right?
That’s negotiable. Dare to dream BFC.
I guess I have a lot to ponder.
*pound her.
Depends on the amount. Treat it as any other investment you feel comfortable putting money into.
Now, having been involved in certain aspects of the movie industry (no, not porn), I can tell you that prior successful experience is HUGE in this business . If these guys have done it before, odds are they will do it again.
It’s the ones that have no experience that will drain money.
Sorry I’m late to this….
If he and the others are truly good at what they do, maybe consider it, but with two conditions…
1) Don’t expect it to come back to you, principle or ROI. Money isn’t worth losing friends over.
b) Insist on a piece of the action should it do well.
$) Only if you can afford to lose it, and Lady BFC won’t hold it over your head for like….EVAR.
OK, that’s three conditions.
But you get my point.
Also…porn. I’m willing to work for scale.
Tho my scale ain’t what it used to be.
First two points are easy enough. The third one and how often he wants to go back to the we’ll are what concern me…
That’s a fair point. Without knowing him, it’s difficult to counsel.
If he’s that kind tho, I’d say maybe steer clear.
If you make money, how is that a problem? You treat it as a regular investment. You determine how much you have to invest and that’s it.
I think what BFC is saying is he’s concerned if they go over budget, he’ll feel obligated to throw more dough in…and potentially lose more on the back end.
Good money after bad kinda thing.
That’s why the experience factor is HUGE. If they are experienced as BFC says they are, they won’t go over budget.
Hopefully.
Dude, I’ve been involved in productions with people that knew what they were doing and in others with people that didn’t. The difference is gigantic.
Totally get it. It’s BFC’s concerns which were my hesitation. He needs to feel confident in this was all I was saying.
Or at least “confident enough”.
I’m sincerely glad I didn’t have to be here for this conversation. 🙂
But balls, have you thrown money into a film before? I’m not just worried they go over budget and come back to prevent dilution, I’m also worried that ANY profits are expected to be rolled into the next thing and the next thing, all of which are invariably bigger bites.
That’s where you need a good entertainment attorney for contract stuff.
Boooooooo
Yup. But if you want your ass covered, etc.
That’s the kind of stuff you get clear ahead of time. It’s like investing in a mutual fund and choosing to reinvest dividends. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.
This can be a one-time deal solely focused on this film.
I haven’t put money in personally, but I know people who have and made money. I’ve also seen money disappear. Like I said, experience plays a big role. If they know what they are doing, paying investors back is the first thing that happens once they make up expenses . You don’t make multiple films if you don’t.
Just don’t expect to get rich. That doesn’t happen very often. Treat it like a regular investment with a small expected percentage gain.
Hippo will bet on this movie.
PLOT TWIST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WgPNqkwHY
I saw this with a Dabo sweeny face photoshoppd into the gif.
Do NOT go in there!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of49fNcdqa4
That’s one way to study.
Last name Foerster?
Nice!
USA is up!
How old are these kids?
figured it out.
You are several steps ahead of me. I was just looking for some cock-block joke……..
Both of you are miles ahead of me, I was just looking for stupid/drunken chicken-hat images. BAWK!
/in bourble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wzy4kEIB8
I’m ahead, but took a wrong……… TERN…….
I’m just gonna wattle away now and not make this any worse.
That pun is Aves out of the way.
Even still, it’s time for me to be getting back to the Nuthatch.
But at least they have Great Tits there.
BAWK BAWK!
Call me crazy, but I think this Conor McDavid fella is gonna do just fine in the NHL.
Too late, still made me laugh.
Crazy Swedes.
Ah fuck, that probably needs reference I guess….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ_285hGXW0
GAAAHHHH
Well, I guess we can’t…….. Finish this joke……
They’re not Swedish, Seamus, they’re Norwegian.
Hence the reference vid already linked.
Just finished the summary of tweets for new years.
Eh … I don’t want to see it, but I dig classical melee scenes.
Well, Joe Mixon is as good as ruined.
He hit another woman?
If there are only unsubstantiated reports and no evidence, 6 games! If there’s elevator footage, 2 games and then give him the Kaep treatment!
Mixon, Green, Burfict, Atkins.
Its amazing how many promising careers the Bengals are ruined.
I feel like Burfict has had a hand in his own career-ruining.
Like a race horse, he had to be broken to reach his true potential.
If he was a Steeler or a Patriot, he would’ve been straightened out in his rookie year and be on his way to the Hall of Fame.
Lucky-ass Romanian lawyers meeting with their model client.
NSFW:
https://gfycat.com/AncientPolishedBlackrussianterrier
https://gfycat.com/InexperiencedBowedAmericantoad
https://gfycat.com/TidyAdolescentCassowary
So where is the black couch?
Just out of frame.
She seems fun.
I just might be in love, but Moose will beat me to her.
I am no Ray Rice, SIR!
Link to both posts with about 20 photos in all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BX8zvaQjA-c/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BX80jLBDYKn/
Irresponsible pose and trigger discipline aside, I am sure NO ONE here has any twinge of familiarity seeing this one.
I would stand to defend her 2nd Amendment Rights to bear arms, but I’ll need a minute or two.
Am I the only one who recognizes that office and table?
That set is in Arizona. At least it used to be.
…
So I’ve read.
Taking a break and haven’t seen any almost naked women around here tonight.
So I’m taking matters into my own hands.
Yes, that could mean two things eventually….
Hey there.
A true professional. They don’t make them like this very often anymore.
Call me old-fashioned, I just DO NOT believe in having my hair cut by a heterosexual man. If’n mah hair stylist of 22 years (Nikki, sole proprietor of Devil’s Haircut in downtown Raleigh) ever dies or retires, I will CONSIDER a homosexual if no ladyfolk are available.
But in truth, will probably just go full Unabomber. That would be the last straw, having to actually TELL someone how I would like my hair cut, rather than just sitting down and talking about The Leftovers.
Lebanese dudes were born to cut hair.
Nikki is Lebanese!!
Taught me the great phrase “Lebanese shower” – pits, tits, ass, and pussy (well, I guess man-pussy for me ,, smh)
LMFAO
Guess who’s US Caucasian.
aka WASP ALERT!!
How do you feel about Metrosexual? Is that an option?
Possibly. It depends on how dire the situation is. He’d have to be really good and really metrosexual.
That’s weird. I only get mine cut by women, but rarely the same one. I haven’t had a regular barber since college – a very old-school barbershop in D.C. – and before that the one my grandfather used forever, but that was only until he retired when I was ten.
The one barber at the shop I go to now that I really thought nailed it when she cut my hair doesn’t work there anymore, which is frustrating. All that being said, I need to get it cut. I feel shaggy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5pq4bIzIw
Just spent 10 minutes on my cell phone trying to convince an old lady that I am not her grandson and she did not call his number.
I ask her what number she was trying to get…and she listed off 10 numbers that could have not been more off. She even got the area code wrong.
Sweet lady though. He grandson is a dick for not calling her more.
Plot Twist: you ARE the grandma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yCZB5Egz7A&feature=youtu.be
FTFY
For whatever reason, the youtu.be links don’t embed.
It needs to be the full link because the shortened link doesn’t provide a direct feed to the video because web code is stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yCZB5Egz7A
Brian Dawkins announced as a finalist again, as he will be every year for the rest of my life to make sure that I have something to scream about every summer.
Sharks are up 3-1! yea!
Hey BrewskyFellowRon, you forgot to mention Law & Order marathon on WE TV.
I WILL SO JUDGE YOU
Alright coach! what you got to say….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihlIUGjFzV4
I have said it here before. Marvin Lewis= Arsene Wenger. Conventional means and mediocrity can not kill them. They eat mediocrity for breakfast.
This is a very true comparison.
Plus “Arse” is right there in his name, firing him would be as insane as Jared Allen changing his number
Here is an equivalent version of the Cincinnati Bengals Fan Experience if you don’t want you heart ripped out or be kicked in the nuts a dozen times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6pbz3ROvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiCm9FYZhBA
This is one of those fun things to watch people speed run live at AGDQ (This weekend!) and realize that you’ve never been as good at anything as these people are at Mario World.
Damn – it’s that time of year again already? OK then! *goes off to check the schedule*
HAHA, I cut to the chase by not being good at anything
This should be illegal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkMuNRjodCQ
Passing this along to Lions fans. Isn’t Pyonyang Detrot’s sister city?
Wow. Trump must have a really small dick.
That’s what my 81 year old dad has been saying about that guy for the last 2 years. “Small dick, big problem.”
Let’s not start casting aspersions just based on penis size.
or as one of my best female friends always put it “doing the pinky wave”
I’ve been reading this one for a while and there is no level of snark or sarcasm that can overshadow “The President is referring to the nuclear button like it’s his dick”
I hope Trump is continent.
Of all of Trump’s crimes I think it is the Random Capitalization that will ultimately send me over the Edge.
“Button.” Is that what Melania calls it?
To remind some elderly folks whose memories need some remindinings.
Names have been changed to protect the guilty….
Kitchen grave from hell about 6 feet to the left of frame, btw.
WHAT A HANDSOME FELLOW!!
He looks a lot like Ryan Reynolds I’ve been told.
And that shit down below is too narrow now to read all of it.
But in balls’ defense, it was pretty damned cold that night for a May evening in the California desert.
Huh. I was gonna say Paul Walker.
Hehehehehe. Oh that’s good.
ALEX TREBEK: this accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics
ME: *spraying a mouthful of popcorn* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB
I saw Fleury against the Kings. He was damn good and both goals the Kings got were impossible to stop. He may have turned the corner…
Welp. HOckey is bad again.
Hell no it isn’t! best season in 21 years since the Ice Bombers left the icy prairie!
are the hockey world jr championships important?
My favorite hockey trope is 0-0 game forever, then 1-1 after back to back scores accomplishing nothing.
Tronto taking a stupid penalty? That’ll do.
So what’s the deal with the Pens this year? They don’t seem to be murdering the Flyers in the way I’m used to
I honestly think fatigue is setting in. Lots of hawkey played over the last three seasons.
Lost a lot of depth. Daley, Hainsey, Bonino to other teams, Schultz is out I think? And probably more. Like Fleury.
I don’t think there’s ever been a goalie who’s gotten as much undeserved credit for a team’s long-term success as MAF.
Hard to imagine they still win the cup last year without Fleury to start the playoffs.
Schultz is back tonight.
What are the odds that there are more good quotables submission ideas but people want the comment count to stay at 69?
Congratulations, Redshirt, on winning the Marvin Lewis Sweepstakes.
10-6 and Wild Card losses for everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a06DnDDVpZM
Please don’t be Denver, I’ll have to fucking WATCH that awful shite.
/also NAWT ded by my own hand but Baker Mayfield and whoever kicks off for fucking Okie can fucking eat shit and die
See guys? I told you he was fine.
at least I got my angry ginormous RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! bet in before I slept on it, line went up to 6.5 this am. Ah hate that extra 0.5 hook more than I hate the godforsaken state of Oklahoma.
Oh dear lord. Do I even wanna ask how ginormous?
He’s going to hate me even more when I tell him that I’m not going to the game and that RAMMIT will shit the bed Ravens-style.
They will prove you WRONG!!!
What’s the spread?
I just need to know if I need to spruce up my butlering skills. And on which coast. I’m tired of the two of you leaving me hanging. I’ve got plans and a life to work around.
/has no life
Get the French Maid outfit ready.
I had a really good retort, but have just learndeded the following:
It seems it’s legal for someone else to make a gif…but if I upload enough of them to postimage.org (to get the “s”) then I’m the asshole.
This aggression will not stand man.
Hehehehehe.
Ha!!! Suck it postimage.org. See how long that took me to get around your little terms of use bullshit?
I got in at -6. Is now -6.5. Opened at -4.5. Am expecting an offensive explosion, and the Falcons to basically lay down (like they have most of the season).
Line was too high (7.5, risen now to 9) to bet on Jaguras, plus is an even week. Will bet on them next week v. Yinzers, should they survive.
Have medium ACTION on the Tits +8, and moneyline (get like +360-380 there, pretty hefty payout for a foreseeable Reid/KC flop).
Anyway, my dreams are all ded, fuck have I got to lose.
Maybe a small moneyline bet on the Vikings game, but only if payout is favourable. Won’t bet ATS, could easily see that one getting out of hand. Minny is REALLY fucking good.
Ok, here is what I propose: I take Atlanta +6.5. You take RAMMIT -6.5.
Stakes: $100 to each person’s favorite charity.
If I win, I want the money to go to the Single Mothers of the Capital Cabaret on behalf of tWBS You two have to personally deliver the donation.
Hehehehe.
that makes me LEAVE THE HOUSE. You should at least have to also buy a RRRRRRRRAM IT!!! hat and wear it to your meathead gym all winter, or sommet.
That’s the point. And yes, I will wear a RAMMIT hat as requested.
Or t-shirt. I don’t really wear hats. But I can wear the t-shirt every time I go to the gym.
Balls should have to embroider a RAMMMMITTTTTT!!! logo onto the back of big blue.
And then walk along Long Beach Blvd. all day while wearing it.
I might actually make some money…
What’s big blue? My left testicle?
Your big assed puffy Kenny coat you slept on the couch in at Joshua Tree. Jeebus, and I thought my memory sucked.
Oh yeah!! LOVE Big Blue!
Balls why the fuck would you ever need a coat that big? if that is what is going on in that pic up top.
I’m Mexican. I get cold easily.
It warmed up here 30 degrees Celsius in the last 2 days, it is still -5 C and it feels balmy.
we almost broked freezing in the South today, too. It did NAWT feel balmy to mah rebel bones
Lake is frozen over. By Thursday it’ll prolly be solid enough to support my fat ass.
Fair enough! The ladies will be all impressed, and it shall lead to RRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! small talk.
WOOOO!!! We’re on!!
I smell a BoTG strip club post!!!
No, wait, that’s something else I smell.
ppl forget that Marvin Lewis’ middle name is Sisyphus
one suspects he tanks that last game if he thought there was ANY chance he’d have to fucking come back on Monday
I thought Gruden was confirmed as the new Raiders coach. Was I wrong?
(DFO is my sole source of sports news. It’s my sole source of all news. Hell, it’s my only contact with the outside world)
Not final. There’s some hubbub about Gruden wanting an ownership stake as part of his deal, which would require approval of the other owners.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112007
About 80% for me, dude! I like how you think.
Stay classy Buff…. Ohhh wait….they’re helping…wtf…no tables or flames involved…to a charity. Ummm good job Buffalo
/there still some good in this world