I’m only human. Well, that’s the excuse I use when I screw up. Not really though but I use that to explain why I almost always cheer for that team that comes out of nowhere and against expectations, plays well or has some sort of uphill battle. Yeah, I’ve cheered for Gonzaga. I’ve cheered for Boise State. Hell, in the early 80’s I cheered for Duke. Look, I hated UNC and Dean Smith that much. The Rams got off to a very quick start this year and I waited for their house to cave in as I knew it inevitably would. Not so fast, dicknugget! They turned out to be an 11-5 team after all. So now I’m all for ’em until they lose and next year I’ll move on to another team that can make me feel as though I can feel. Enough of that let’s head off…TO THE GAME!
Falcons/Rams:
Atlanta seems a wee bit scary to me. After they stumbled here and there they finished up the season at 6-2 with the only losses being against Minny and New Orleans. The O isn’t what it was last year (but still among the league’s best) but the D became a top 10 unit. They also ended the year as #1 in third-down conversions. That’s gonna come in handy today against a L.A. D-line that makes lesser qb’s stain their jorts. The Rams? They’re fun to watch because of a.) Gurley’s talent and b.) their love of the deep ball. This one is a coin flip to me.
If you’re not a football fan there’s oodles of other stuff going on including-
NHL-
The Kings, Bruins, Leafs, Senators (ugh!) and others are icing it tonight.
College Ball-
Oklahoma, (check out Trae Young) Duke, Villanova, Kentucky, Kansas and Gonzaga are on the hardest of courts.
NBA-
Houston and Cleveland and some others can bore you if that’s your thing.
If you’re not into any of that just post pics of girlies or gifs that make you smile. Don’t worry, the commenters are high but the bar isn’t. Go Get ‘Em!
Fuck. Off. Cris.
Christ and Sonny Jeebus
the stupidity that follows football is just amazing
He who derps first!
Get ready for some softcore smash mouth.
I’ve decided I’m also pro-Falcons, as Philly-Atlanta is probably the most likely scenario that doesn’t end with the Eagles being one and done.
Anyone know the significance of the California 2GAT123 license plate I see so often in tv and ads?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2GAT123
Shanksh!
Oops.
MUFFS FOR THE MUFF GOD
“Golden Globes: not black enough to be the BET awards, not gay enough to be the Tonys, not douchey enough to be the Oscars, and not interesting enough to make a dent in Seth Meyers’ career”
Not internationally corrupt enough to be the Olympics
If Robert Quinn’s parents were assholes they would have named him Quinn Quinn
Harley
Finn
Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn Smith and yet I am the bad guy for hating both of them (he’s cast her in two or three movies. She sucks.)
Mighty
Few things in Greater Footy are more amusing than Matty Ice running the ball
I will never understand why people watch award shows at all.
Part of being a sad, pathetic person is having sad, pathetic hobbies
Uh …
If my insane ex wife was still alive I’d ask her for you.
She lived for that shit for some reason.
LOL…lived.
I really am going to hell, holy shit.
Kroenke looks like the kind of guy to pay his prostitutes with a check.
and trust me, courtesans DO NOT like that shit.
Professional company?
“Bitch you gotta endorse that shit!”
And he probably tips with condescending helpful hints
Here’s a tip for ya, “Never put a stadium agreement in writing.”
what was that shit
the point of that was…
white guys dropping everything today
Kroenke eating is groooossssss
It’s a Caesar salad with soul of St. Louis dressing
Shit, now I’m hungry.
You guys are assholes.
Julio – game recognize game, yo
is that why he grabbed his ass.
Julio likes to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!??
As one of many people who had their fantasy leagues ruined by the Gurley owner fuck the Rams(
while desperately hoping for first pick next year)
hey, I lost David Johnson AND Deshaun Watson, but Gurley Man (and Baby Buster) still saved me.
Go, Tits!?! https://gfycat.com/CloudyExaltedDunlin
I said we were done with foreplay!
LMAO, the U*NC guy said his high school
Because that’s the last classes he actually went to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8zKtxiMYQ0
Oh they can RAMMIT! We had Tit clips last game so I assume it is RAM clips.
Aaron Donald is an absolute fucking beast.
we want SAFETY DANCE
This guy fucking rules.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-12-06/millions-are-hounded-for-debt-they-don-t-owe-one-victim-fought-back-with-a-vengeance
I like the part where the scumbags start dying
Matt Ryan looks like my CPA.
I’m actually not joking…he really does.
LMFAO
Oooh everybody, look at mr moneybags here who as the means to hire a certified public accountant.
Sheeeesh. Now I feel shame for no reason.
Ha, apparently there is such a thing as a non-certified PA.
Yes, they can write prescriptions for about six months until the DEA catches up to them. I gotz one of those too.
(Physician’s Assistant… that is…once again I’m explaining my shitty jokes)
Yes quite the switcheroo since I was actually talking about Public Address systems. You think feedback is a joke?
This clip more or less encapsulates my mood after the second half of that Titans-Chiefs game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SSzuDZ58z0
This is such a hot ticket that my buddy with season tickets bought his playoff tickets for less than the regular season Seahawks game.
Sandwiches = happiness? Sure sounds like you’re promoting an eating disorder, Subway
Not if you’re getting them from fucking subway. I get them maybe once every 6 months and I swear it’s exponentially worse every time.
Only in America could a company like that advertise itself as fucking health food.
“Our food is so healthy, we once helped a dangerous child sex predator live long enough to hurt innumerable innocents on our dime”
And they helped cover it up. Subway is the JoePa to Jared’s Sandusky.
The parent corporation is called Doctor’s Associates, Inc. What a craven, crass, wholly ironic name.
I like reubens and all I could think of when they advertised their version is how gross it must be.
Oh, God. No. NO!
My son was brave enough to get one there, and said it was good, but I believe it is literally the only reuben-like substance he’s ever had. So I have no frame of reference.
Hey, now. I may eat my feelings, but at least I don’t do it at Subway. But, yeah, sandwiches are pretty good at making me happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoaOFFCSegc
Actually my favorite post KSK moment was when Ape got absolutely shit-faced and did a Q and A here.
What?
I want to say it was 2016, and he got super trashed. I remember he absolutely shat on Monday Morning Punter, though.
michelle, you’re with me, leather
The only thing about the Rams is, if one guy gets hurt (Gurley), they’re fucked. The Falcons aren’t like that.
Who’s Matty Ice’s backup?
Matt Schaub, baby!
Pick 6 king!
eh, Julio would fuck ’em pretty good
what will the NE/TN spread be? 11?
It won’t be bettable.
Well not for anyone but you, anyway.
😛
nah, I will only be on JAX/PIT
Be careful. Give that one some thought if it happens.
moneyline, won’t have to bet that much for profit potential
Potential being the keyword.
Don’t go in early, is my point.
It’s gonna be a grower, not a show-er…is my point.
More importantly, what will the money line be?
Again…not bettable.
I’m having nostalgia.
I remember when Clinton Portishead started their own blog, and then stopped coming to KSK after someone shit on it in the comments.
I’m gonna go the apparently unpopular way and say Yay Atlanta
I’m gonna cheer for the Rams from here on out, because NFC West.
last two playoff games have seen a combined 43-point lead derpage
these coaches get paid money, as in, actual money
betcha like 1/2 of Tinseltown is there, such a hot ticket!
/puts away book of tits jokes
/takes out book of RAMMIT jokes
No more foreplay, folks.
yeah!
Prepare our anuses (anusi???)? Prepare our anuses.
I don’t know, no matter how much fun they are to watch, I can’t quite bring myself to cheer for a team that’s moved. I hate it when the dick move works out well for the total asshole.
Stop talking about me, Dok.
Tits were covered the first half, uncovered the 2nd
But is the Tits’ success as fake as THOSE tits?
Moreso
they beat the chefs and now play the greatriots…yup
So kickoff around 5:40?
We need to RAMMIT hard.
No, we really don’t.
NON BELIEVER!
even Snoop Dogg likes to RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
yeah!
Yes, we do.
I’ll still drag him to the strip club….but I got scrilla riding now.
How far do some of you go back?
I started reading KSK late ’09. Made a long-defunct profile in early 2011.
I don’t even remember…
I was only lurking near the end – 2013 or so…didn’t really get involved until the last couple years.
Well I was divorced in 2010 so then.
I think I started commenting a few months after they started up.
Before 2010. Long enough that I don’t remember details.
Lurking since ’07 or ’08, started kommenting in ’09 or ’10
Lurking on KSK back in the Sex Cannon days, started unremarkably posting in ‘09 or so.
KSK. Eli just wanted to play squash. I was more active on FilmDrunk and WarmingGlow.
Lurked for a long time after reading the Sex Cannon post.
exactly this
I’m a relative newbie after avoiding Hippo’z insistence for far longer than I should have.
I don’t quite remember….when did they switch from that really horrible liveblog format where every comment had to be manually approved? About six months before that.
started with the sex cannon, but didnt start kommenting until ’11
Discovered it back in the Sex Cannon days but didn’t comment until the takedown of that column about Kaepernick’s thuglike tattoos. So… 2013?
Drew’s first Rex Ryan post, a friend sent it to me.
Also a child of the Sex Canon
You guys are some smart bastids. Heard no one else giving the Titans much of a chance except here.
I did NOT give the Titans a chance.
+380 moneyline healed some Okie wounds!
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxkKlzInR4Y
Doing good work sir. I would like to RAMMIT by 6.5 for the wee parlay. Thanks for the tip Hippo.