Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
OttoMan is no more.
Now we’re gonna hear butthurt Chiefs fans saying that Derrick Henry fumbled.
They’d have something to the argument if they said Mariota fumbled on that sack.
McDonough: “It’ll be tough for a lot of us to remain impartial next year”, as we all root as hard as we can for whoever the Raiders are playing. You are truly a sociopath, and I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to be free of you after only one year. Suzy, back to you.”
Suzy: ?quality=100&w=650
LMFAO
Suzy still looking pretty good in that big assed coat.
Just saying.
I’ll keep her warm.
#MYHANDINHERCOAT
tits win, look red hot now
THIS GUY JON GRUDEN. I CALL HIM A CRAZY ASSHOLE, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HE IS.
*Heavy Breathing* *Loud Chewing sounds*
-Andy Reid
Alex smith era is over.
Agreed.
ironically, it ended on a deep ball
Mahomes to rule all.
Welcome to Cleveland Alex…abandon all hope….also don’t go to East Cleveland…you will die.
Someone should write an Alex Smith offseason journey post(s)
Sportsbook Balance just went from $0 to $2,438.16.
Thank You, Andy Reid!!
Drinks on Hippo!
Chuh chuh!
$4,558.16 if RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! wins by more than 6!
TOP SHELF Drinks on Hippo!
Well. That half was unexpected
I demand that this be used as Andy Reid’s “Gone Fishin'” graphic.
The Chiefs are more all you can beat, amirite?
‘Tis no man; ’tis a remorseless raiser-of-hopes-only-to-dash-them-at-the-first-play-off-opportunity machine.
time to RAMMMMMIIITTTTTTT
Gruden with the zing!
Tits Up. Andy Reid’s tits down
Banner?
No Schiano kneel down hooplah?
Men, we saw a boy become a man today. Of course, I’m talking about McDonough.
Hehehehehehe
WHERE THE HELL IS DON T???????????????
BURGER KING FOR EVERYONE!
Probably lost power.
I wish I were kidding.
Chiefs got EXXOTIC Smashmouth’d
There was only one douchbag in the office this week who game me shit non-stop about the Browns losing and he is a Chiefs fan.
I will be rubbing this in like crazy come Monday…
Derrick Henry acting like Travis Henry tonight, swinging his big dick everywhere
But unlike Travis Henry, He shoots at those holes in controlled bursts.
Win or Lose Reid is going to Shoneys
Second Dinner at Golden Corral.
At Golden Corrals:
Every Shoney’s within driving distance of Arrowhead right now:
Ugggggggggggggggggggh Oregon people are gonna be insufferable about Mariota.
Fuuuuck, I live in Corvallis, too.
QUACK
Oh Jeebus, I’m sorry
you live in my backup dream town (Yachats, OR is #1) so NO BITCHING
Oh I like the town a lot, just more brutal for Duck gloating.
This will without question be the high point of these playoffs for me.
“I tried to bother him, and I’m an annoying piece of shit. Guess the kid’s just a sociopath.”
There is no one, no one, happier for Gruden getting the Raiders job than McDonough.
Mariota is a grinder.
Brady is…well, ya know.
On Grinder?
The Chiefs should be embarrassed by this and Reid should be fired in the locker room.
But not until he hits the buffet one last time. I’m an unreasonable man, not a cruel one.
Mariota has balls
THAT’S HOW YOU BLOCK, BRADY!!
Super Mario with the block.
nice fucking playcall
Erotic Playcalling
Bawk Bawk, Chiefs.
scramble, yes. throw, no
1957 Lions-49ers was a game you played in Madden 2001 to unlock more shit.
But Madden 02 had the NFL Europe teams! And this rap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5xZQRl40Rs
Why would there have been a ten second run off? I mean timeout is the right call there regardless, but why the run off?
Running clock inside two minutes.
The Chiefs challenge the call on the field that they recovered the fumble and scored a touchdown.
“Well Jon…the fans don’t seem to like that call”
Wait.. wait…WAIT
You’re telling me Andy Reid didn’t blow a timeout early for no reason?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMVscR5YOo
Two words: NAKED. BOOTLEG.
JUMP. PASS.
He was down, Tits stay up
I’ve missed you.
That’s not all that stays up, if you know what I mean!
I mean the stairs. Those stairs are clearly going up.
Wow, these guys really wanted that to be a fumble.
They’ve already been shown it wasn’t, but they’re still calling it one.
LMFAO.
the media LOVES Andy Reid and the Chefs, for some reason
John, he doesn’t cause the fumble. The runner was down. You cannot cause a fumble when the guy controls the ball all the way to the ground.
Man, the Raiders are gonna be awesome with you in charge.
Vegas is going to be fun as hell
The unjustified butthurt in the stadium when this gets reversed is going to be amazing
BWHAHAHAHAHA!
This stadium is gonna RIOT!
AlL tImE lEaDeR fRoM KaNSaSSSSS Cityyyyyy
tHe BaHl cAmE OUTTTTT
Oh fuck, he was down. That stadium is gonna erupt.
fire and fury