Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation” and rightfully so. It’s makes all the rubes out there feel good in all their feeling places and might just do some concrete good in the world. Does this translate to a win on an actual football field for the Bills? To answer that we must go…TO THE GAME!
Buffalo/Jacksonville:
Here’s the thang-it looks like a bad matchup for the squadoo from upper New York State. The Jags lead the league in rushing offense and the Bills are ranked 30th in stopping that there run. That’s a double “Oof!” as I read it. Weaknesses and strengths tend to magnify themselves in the playoffs and I can’t see the Jags regressing that much.
Injury:
There’s a report out there that Shady McCoy, following a strict regimen of spa treatments and the ingestion of a stewy concoction of various flightless bird juices, (“try the emu, it’s got a nutty aftertaste!”) is ready and raring to go. Otherwise, it’s a long way down to Mike “He’s in the league still?” Tolbert and some Murphy kid and all of his 8 career carries.
Positive Bortles(?):
The fella has some good numbers at home including a 64% completion rate and a nifty 15/5 TD to intercept stat.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Bills will have to force turnovers early in order to offset the steady, belly-filling diet of Fournette that will be stuffed down their gullet. If the Jags get up by two scores early, no amount of broken tables can bring the Bills back.
Pound that keyboard like the champ that you are!
Some weeks, quotables just writes itself.
Standard
welp
There it is.
lol
Welp
Who is this color guy? He just said clock starts on snap, then the whistle.
Isn’t that Robo Tony Romo?
Well he doesn’t understand playoff clock activity!
And the league doesn’t know what the fuck is a catch anymore,so… match made in heaven?
Evenin’ pervs.. so aside from Tyrod being ded, what’s up?
It’s entirely possible. Remember when Billy Volek won a playoff game?
Edit: Nevermind
Tim Tebow?
Dick LeBeau won that one, frankly
I’d rather not, thanks.
PETERMAN COMEBACK!
Hes gonna do the whole shit.
Jeebus he’s fucking slow
what i miss? Tyrod got hurt bad?
Is BUF short an o lineman?
Peterman prolonged this off!
Trainer: “What’s your name?”
Tyrod: “Trent Green.”
Trainer: “Can we call in a medevac?”
HE GOT THE FIRST DOWN!!!!!
I mean, that’s gotta be at least a fine, right? Or is there gonna be some twaddle released by the league tomorrow about how all that was totally legal and legit?
From Jeff Tripplette
“Put him back in, he fucking got up.”
-John Tortorella
They cut him in two and just stuff him on those bags?
“A true leader would have picked up the first getting concussed”
-Sean McDermott
Nawt a true Bill. Thats nothing compared to a burning table.
Here comes #6 for J Peterman…
Maybe JAX will have the humility to take a knee at least. I mean, they just killed a guy, by gameplan.
Oracle.
You would think they would have stopped their ‘murder Tyrod’ plan since they’re so close to winning the game…
Didn’t that dude throw like 10 picks one week?
Prorated, yes
So how did Taylor get a diving axe handle at the end of that with no flag?
SERIOUSLY. The NFL looks after it’s QBs, as long as they’re white, I guess.
No 7hit
NFL refs never want to be accused of letting a flag determine a game.
Now, the Bills’ chances lie in the incapable hands of Nathan Peterman.
Bills fans don’t deserve this. In more ways than one.
I really, really hope Taylor is alright. That being said, if Nathan Peterman leads a comeback TD drive and then wins it, that would turn this from a boring wildcard game into one of the best playoff games in history.
Petermanception in 5…4…3…2…1…
2 guys in single coverage, you HAVE TO THROW YOUR GUY OPEN THERE
JAX took another cheap shot, too
No shit Taylor’s down they’ve been trying to take his head off
Peterman has this in the bag.
(colostomy)
That dude came in late and landed on his head. No shit he dead.
Tyrod is ded
Its games like this where I’m glad NFL games don’t have five periods.
So…pickerception, anyone?
nah, Tyrod won;t take chances like that
he ded, now.
Aaand right on cue, here’s Peterman!
the team with colin kaepernick at starting qb wins this game 27-10, and that 27 is a minimum
Tebow would score all 75 winning points
I predict 4 and out, net 2 yards.
Why the hell would I buy 5 sandwiches?
Wild Card Game? More like MILD Card Game!
Again, don’t forget the Patreon people!
Buffalo 2-minute drive coming up, can YOU feel the excitement?!
As exciting as the next new episode of Big Bang Theory!
Seriously JAX? Tag Team back again? That’s the song you want to get everyone pumped up with?
They save Molly Hatchet’s “Gator Country” for the post game party.
16 punts?!?!?!?!?!
But, remember, it’s Kaep’s fault ratings are down.
“Kaep? More ungrateful nig—“
-Jerry Richardson
“Kaep? More ungrateful nig—“
-any New England fan
The best teams are in the playoffs.
*closes notebook*
That is TOTES the right call for those of us betting ATS.\
/sadly, just $55
I know the Bills are shitty as fuck, but this defense can stop New England, and beat New England if Bort never throws a forward pass ever again.
very much so. I’ll bet the moneyline next week.
I see no reason not to.
In a good and just world, we’d get a Bills upset over the Patriots but we’re in HellWorld now where only the Patriots may win.
Tyrod and Bortles performances are so bad today that they are hereby demoted to Eighthbacks.
Walked in to a Pho place with a piece of art that says “Football” hanging on the wall. Three TVs in here. All are showing figure skating.
What the pho!
By law, all pho restaurants must have a pun in their name
Pho sure!
How else would I know that they serve phonomenal food?
Photo!
Bait and switch is common in Asian marketing