Well, we’re three down and only one more to go. I hope your belly is full of the things that you like and that you’ve hunkered down for the day. Not sure about you guys out there but the wind is howling and growling up here, blowing the darn snow everywhere. A source in New Orleans has told me that the weather inside The Rich Fella’s Car Dome is hunky and dory, if you can believe it. So how will this thingy in front of our eyeballs play out? Let’s go…TO THE GAME!
Carolina/New Orleans:
There’s a 65% chance that this is the last time Jerry Richardson can look down on his team, metaphorically and physically. I guess I have to back up a bit here. The Saints have taken both tilts from the Panthers this year by a combined 31 points. What you’ll be hearing pre-game is that IT’S SO FREAKING HARD to beat a team three times in a season. Fact is, 65% of the time the winning team that has won before will end up being the winning team again and the losing team will be the same. Got that? No? Good.
Best RB in the league:
His name is Ingram Kamara and he’s run at a 4.7 ypc clip all season long. You should try and pick him up early in your fantasy draft next year.
It’s a fine line…:
As the Wallenda’s will no doubt tell you, ‘balance’ is of the utmost importance. Mr. Brees can state matter-of-factly that an adequate running game will cause you to drop to the ground behind the line of scrimmage only 20 times in 2017. That’s a 3% sack rate and the fewest times he’s been down in ten years. His 270 yards passing per game is the first time he’s been below 300 in six years.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Saints ain’t gonna lose this one.
Roar down below, mes petits tigres.
-Blair Walsh
This is now your permanent DFO job, ok?
GA-OH-NO
Ga-NO!!!
The team that can get away with some touchdowns is the team that wins.
Words of wisdom. Words to live by.
“The team that can get away with some touchdowns is the team that wins.”
-Socrates
I’m liking this drive from Cam. No Mercy!
Joe Buck is a great name for a Gay porn star.
Joe and Troy are both rocking the “rough trade” look today, too
Mr. Josef F. Uck
Also the secret identity of Apache Chief
Not as good as William B. Fuckley
Jags better not be the only home team winning on wild card weekend
…with just 10 points scored
found this on Reddit
The Japanese are very weird.
Game tester for MXC is no joke.
Something something beating off something something.
Once again, the notion of MIXING UP CREWS for the playoffs is just fucking asinine.
Is that why the officiating has been poopy? I mean, Triplette gonna Triplette, but it’s been more than that
Has to be part of the ‘splanation
So…moving in the middle of the year….when I do my taxes, both states are gonna try to make me pay for the full goddamn year instead of just their share, right?
no, it’s split based on residence time
Oh, I know it is, but last time I moved I got letters from both states after filing and had to send copies of all sorts of shit to prove that I did the VERY COMMON THING OF MOVING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER. And this was when I was making sexy grad school money, so I’m expecting more of a hassle this time.
Just don’t file in Illinois and dare ’em to come find you.
Problem solved.
As a liberal, I know fuckall about money, so I also started paying someone to do this merde for me as soon as I had a real job (which covered both interstate moves, and never involved any states other than NC and VA, which are pretty civilized). And this was 17 years ago, whilst I have trouble recalling last week
Glad we got to the fireworks factory. The punting is so fast paced here.
Face it, we were NEVAR gonna replicate the soaring heights of EROTIC SMASHMOUTH
https://soundcloud.com/thedailybeastpodcast/ben-stiller-does-zoolander-as-trump
It’s really unbelievable that they edited out Steve Smith punching those babies with a cup of Dr. Pepper.
You plan right and work hard and still lose $1800? Quick books has your back!
Iggles moneyline at +125.
Good enough, but Imma give it a day or two to see if that grows.
hmmmm, maybe not so much with the over
That offensive set seemed slightly less than functional
Panthers have the Saints number. Cam will get it going. I trust the Glory boy.
I just read the banner quote and where the hell is Rikki-Tikki-Deadly because he owes us a curtain call.
oh fuck
I know it’s so good and the perfect capstone of his Chiefs hate.
it sums up our essence pretty beautifully
He’s been on fire lately with dead kid jokes.
So, which owners are the least despicable? Are there any that aren’t complete fuckfaces?
Green Bay? Else, no.
nah, that’s white ppl populism and you see where THAT goes
No.
I liked what the JAX dude did with his team in London after Der Fuhrer was a jackass re the kneeling. He seems pretty sincere. A buddy of mine went to same alma mater (Illinois) and says he is a really cool guy, American success story who just fell in love with Greater Footy.
but hes a MOOSLEM like NOBAMA
supportin’ that radical homosexual agenda and Sharia law, what say yeeeeewwwww??
Good enough for me. I was already ‘Go Jaguras’ this year, so happy I’m not supporting awful.
Paul Allen
HOX!
Lotta ugly uniform success so far this post season.
Not the Buccs tho!
Hi guys, what’d I miss?
JagginOff got the W
And Tyrod is deds, so the last drive was a Peterman
Thug.
Appropriating Bortles running culture
Like Bortles if he listened to GANGSTER RAP instead of Christian Contemporary.
Why yes, I have spent the entire weekend in my Singapore Airlines PJs, what of it?
FIRST PUNT OF THE GAME GUYS! GET EXCITED!
I peed a little.
still strange to me that adrian peterson was their RB at the start of the season.
DeShaun Watson started as a backup too. NFL coaches are the best.
#VeteranLeadership
Oh we all over here now?
So it was sure fun watching Calais Campbell interview after his breakout year once he escaped ARI….
lol
Some of those are silk lined and double wide…plus easier to pick up goths
That’s also his down to fuck face.
Have we discussed the Fire and Fury pop-up version here yet?
https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast/status/949655835617185792
It’s more factually based than the real thing.
Panthers game has moved to -7 and o/u to 48 (yay) so I feel good re my outstanding action. Only game live for next week so far is Iggles +3, I want to spite bet against ATL
Wait what? +3?
Was that a typo? Not -3?
Holy shit, I just checked. Not a typo.
Wow.
/removes credit card from wallet
Damn it, I thought the NFL gave the corpse of Peyton Manning the second ring just so he could fuck off into the sunset?!
Behold, my terrible, terrible use of Microsoft Paint:
Undefeated!
Les Bort is French for… uh… winning a playoff game with fewer than 100 yards passing?
Louisiana’s own Ms. Richard says geaux Saints
I would certainly enjoy exploring the wetlands of her delta.
Who’s blinder, NFL officials or Alex Jones’s followers?
Yes.
Both are really good at ignoring all the evidence in front of them, but I am going to say the NFL officials since they get paid while Alex Jone’s followers are too stupid to hold a decent job.
This is a real varsity game right?
One can only hope,’cause if the Tits game was the best of the weekend…. Eww
lol, the Bandwagon.net skit seems to have been pre-taped BEFORE this happened,mwahahah
Tired: Pooping while sitting down.
Wired: https://twitter.com/starburstvibes/status/949471780812488706
Apparently, one should not laugh at that since cats pooping or peeing like that is a sign they have a very painful kidney stone like condition.
Internet killjoys bother me more than trolls, for some reason.
Eh, I’m fine being reminded to not enjoy a cat’s misery.
Did you see that old man squirrel video? That’s like cheering for the cat
I look at it as keeping us focused on the REAL shit that’s okay to laugh at, like Patriots fans who injure themselves when the team loses
Damn! Nice tie and pocket square Jimmy!
Jagwires
So…are we gonna find out in a couple years that Jax is running a bounty system?
Just realized, Tyran Richard is from Louisiana…
The Ms Sloth is at work today, taking her work clients and their families to the Blazers game tonight, which means I home alone with all the cannabis and all my Suntory Whisky for the entire afternoon.
Suntory?
Japanese scotch. It’s fucking delicious.
The New England Patriots are flakier than Steve Bannon.
Holy shit. New idea: Steve Bannon as an NFL coach.
A real football game! Real football players! Real football teams!
I’m having an elotes casserole. It’s yummy
hey, I got the Bills spread right at least. And the Tits.
My purgatory GAMBLOR existence is now approximately 100-120 bets, net gain (even after juice) of a lousy $45.
Hey, much better than average
Dear NFL : NFC varietal,
Please do better.
–The Commentist Party
Two normal sized bowls of beef and barley and I feel like I’ve been gorging for days. I forgot how good this shit is when made properly.
let us never speak of that game ever again
Nothing a lil’ Black Bush won’t fix 😉
3 for 3.