A hale and hearty “Hullo!” to all my fellow pigskin huffers. Boy, did you ever hunker down to the funkiest spot on the net for the football watching. Say, here’s a trivia query: “When was the last time the overall #1 seed was a home dog?” No googling! If memory serves, you’d have to all the way back to 1935 or so when the Camden Meat Maulers hosted the Decataur Drooling Horde. What happened was that the Horde’s general manager up and snuck Notre Dame’s recently-graduated triple threat quarterback Sonny “The Ukrainian Tornado” Poroshenko onto the roster thus ensuring the victory. Apparentlly, the story goes, Commissioner Judge And Jury Kenesaw Mountain Landis (his billfold bursting at the seams with a very recent infusion of sawbucks) saw nothing wrong with this cheeky maneuver. The rest we’re all very much aware of-meat was mauled, hordes drooled, the body count totaled 3 and the final 0-0 score left the crowd chanting (for the very first time) “GO, METEOR!”. Will events unfold in a similar matter today? For the answers we must go… TO THE GAME!
Atlanta/Philadelphia:
She’s gonna be a cold one for the players today-it’ll be about 20 degrees with the windchill or what Canadians would call “a day at the beach’.
Injuries:
Yeah, there’ll be a few.
Good King Wentz Is Lost:
The before-amentioned Nick Foles has quite a bit on his plate today. Them Eagles finished up 13-3 but their brand new-ish starting qb finished up 23 for 49 in their last two tilts. (That 2013 Pro Bowl appearance back in ’13 seems like a two careers ago) On third downs over that two game stretch the news doesn’t get any better-he’s 1 of 17 passing on third downs. Did I mention that he’s fumbled in each of his last three starts?
Keep An Eye Out For:
The Falcons D, per the last eight weeks of the season is a top 5 unit overall. Most impressive has been 2nd year lb Deion Jones. He’s the one that intercepted Brees in spectacular fashion to save the Falcons playoff hopes and also batted down a potential TD score while shadowing Sammy Watkins in the end zone.
My Hot Takeaway:
It’ll take some time for each offense to get going so the first one to 20 wins. Falcons over Eagles 20-13.
I’m done but you’re just getting started-“GO GO GADGET FINGERS!”
Fucked up call.
So wrong. Fuck you NFL.
Officials are paying tribute to Jeff Tripplette the only way they know how.
Bird on bird action
So a shoulder is a head?
THROW DEM DURACELLS
And who ever can hit a ref gets to play qb instead of foles
BULLSHIT CALL
Indeed it was. I love it.
Oh, and a belated fuck the Rams.
Falcons ball
MUST BE THE SEASON OF THE DOINK…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDRavAnYZiE
Butt Muff?
*insanely random punt bullshit happens*
Cris: SPECIAL TEAMS REALLY GETTING IT DONE TODAY
OK NFL fuck up this call super hard please.
Forward progress of the punt was stopped at the 19. First down Eagles?
Now it’s under review? WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU JUST DOING FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES?
This is EXACTLY what RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! did, you couldn’t fucking coordinate it better.
Great job Philly
I’m on Roku, so I don’t have CBS. Any free online streaming for Pats/Tits, or am I going out?
free streaming
Noice.
r/nflstreams has got all the games in HD. The BuffStreams one usually works really well.
Go to reddit. Search for NFL streams
Hey, what’s the stupidest thing to do here?
OK, let’s do that!!!!!
-Iggles
goddamnit, these Falcons and their fucking bullshit punt oopsie luck
That hit an eagle!
Jesus fucking chrisdt HOLD ON TO THE BALL
You spelled “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BALL” incorrectly.
I AM ANGRY
all the derps
Iggles!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Are we sure this isn’t Terence Trent Darby’s son?
Matt Ryan: Bad again
hey, Ice Ice baby, too cold too cold!!
neither quarterback can throw further than 20 yards
-Alex Smith
my favorite thing of 2018 is alex smith’s potential final pass as a chief is a deep ball
QUACK!
ALL THE DUCKS
Not all of them went south for the winter
?w=407&h=229
Get a big turnover here plz, or hurt Ryan, same same but different.
Time to start putting pins thru my Matt Ryan voodoo doll I guess.
Double Boint!
that applebees commercial makes me root for north korea
Foles is the Assistant to the Regional Game Manager
See! Its so easy! Blount did this for the Pats last season!
Shhhh they can hear you
Come on Matty Ice
And now, a message from our sponsors:
How dare someone stole my sex doll?!
Hahaha
I’m so confused.
…and that GONG is another reminder that kicker was originally drafted by Mike Brown.
For crying out loud. What the fuck.
Oh and fuck you nbc for the boyzIImen bumper music
I lived in the area when that shit came out. I heard it every 14 minutes for 10 years.
And you aren’t up on murder charges? Grat you are a Saint.
FLY IGGLES FLY!!
/however slowly
//goddamnit, I have your kicker in my multiplier pool
Wait, was that a DOUBLE DOINK?
DOOOOIIIINNNNKKKK
-Blair Walsh
You see, THIS GUY gets Glorious Commentist Party job dedication.
Best part is it’s still funny.
You mean we don’t have to run it straight up the middle every fucking time?
Interesting.
guhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
POINGGGGGGG
Best hand off-er in the league.
RUN THAT SAME PLAY AGAIN IT ALMOST WORKED!!!!!!
My god, the officials suck. This could be the first NFL Players’ Walkout where the fans are completely supportive of.
Almost completed the derp
He’s down. Shit.