Don’t get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I’m all for it. What else do I be thinking? To know that we must go… TO THE GAME!
Minnesota/Philadelphia:
At long last more than a few denizens of The City of Brotherly Love will discover what it is like to throw up with a dog mask on their face. There won’t be any whips or the like involved but there could be a police baton or two making an appearance. Jason Kelce has informed the fans that there is some etiquette involved saying, “Remember, take off the mask before you spit on your buddy’s girlfriend. Manners are important!”
Injuries:
Safety Sendejo is out of concussion protocol and Adam Thielen is a go despite having ‘tiny cracks in his spine’.(?!) When you’re made of 100% grit these kinds of injuries are to be expected.
Matchup Mayhem:
Everson Griffin vs. Hal Vaitai: Hooo boy this won’t be pretty. Vaitai was ranked 47th out of 55 lineman in Pass-blocking Efficiency according to PFF. Griffin has 13 sacks so far and 61 pressures. Foles is a pocket passer that needs some protection. Does the qb have two consecutive non-Foles-ian games in him? We shall see…
Stats That Don’t Much Matter:
The Vikes have lost 5 straight NFC Championship games. They also have a 6-2 road record this year. The Eagles are giving up an average of 10.3 points per game at home since late October. Yikes. I guess it’ll come down to which qb makes the fewest mistakes. (shudders when he recalls Keenum’s ‘toss it up, see where it goes’ interception to Marcus Williams last week)
Bring your “A” game fellas and don’t forget to do your stretches!
Vikes in danger of losing 138% of their offense
hey, no stupid goddamned foghorn!
COX
“Where?”
– Aaron Rodgers
If this is any indication of how the rest of the game is gonna be, Vikings fans might want to start thinking about safe ways to sneak out of the stadium pretty soon
nonsense, they will fight their way out. Escape from New York style.
It’s those big suckers that really hurt.
A gritty Curious George remake looks alright. you know a popcorn flick.
God, I hope Tom Brady chokes on a goddamned strawberry.
I hope he chokes on a MAGA chud’s dick.
OR felching organic Himalayan semen
….Is there a synthetic Himalayan semen?
I’m sure there’s some with antibiotics and pesticides?
Is there a difference between the movie Rampage and the movie Rampart?
They’re a series, like It, It Follows, and It Comes At Night.
Is Rampage based off the old arcade game of the same name? That was super fun.
8 bits of glory!
They have this at the arcade bar I used to go to sometimes in Chicago. Between this and Frogger I was a happy camper
How much better are the Eagles with Wentz? I haven’t watched much with Foles but I thought CW was a good qb.
Jaguras lose. Check.
P*triots go to another Superb Owl. Check
Pick up furlough letter tomorrow. Check.
Looks like this week, everything is coming up LemonJello!
Who sends out the letter if the government is shut down?
Also, how long you all preparing for this thing to last?
Our HR people hand out the letters as their last act before we shut democracy down.
This is my first time going through this, so I’m just gonna ride with it.
Thing that pisses me off most is I was scheduled to telework tomorrow but now have to make the 75 mile roundtrip to sign that piece of paper that I could easily digitally sign here at home.
That is the most government story imaginable.
Tip : A lot of DC area bars run shutdown specials. If you have enough spare cash to ride it out, you can have some fun
We were looking to pay down some debts with the proceeds from selling Fort LemonJello, but with the continuing resolution circle jerk, we held onto that money in case of emergency, so we should be ok.
Last time it was 3 days for DoD, but everyone else was out for like 17 days. I’ve stopped a couple of my bank auto-transfers for the time being.
Do you guys get backpay when Trump and Schumer quit measuring their dicks and hammer this shit out?
Up to Congress but usually and occasionally with interest. Shut downs cost a shit load of money.
So freaking stupid.
Ahem. Measuring their sandwich bags full of icing.
If the shitheels on Capitol Hill decide we do, we get back pay. If not…*shrugs*
I had already planned to vote against every incumbent, this just solidifies that position.
Seems foolish to NOT give backpay in an election year.
Then again, the Freedom Caucus will point out that you didn’t do anything while being furloughed so that money would be better off going to pay down the debt.
Or settling their sexual harassment cases
Or making up the $1.5 trillion deficit increase that the tax bill they just passed is going to create.
We did last time, but there’s no guarantee.
methinks batteries gettin’ tossed before Q2 finishes
That old man gonna be heaving his car battery from the press box.
Is that the receiver equivalent of wagging your tail so hard you knock over a priceless vase?
In my house, it’s usually The Dame’s fresh glass of Merlot that buys it. This damned dog is making me resort to sippy cups for all the booze.
Buy merlot colored carpets
Better…walnut laminate flooring.
You lack discipline!
Who ran into who?
these birds have bad vision.
Oh yeah, we forgot to tell you not to run into that guy.
sweet jesus fuck guys
ha ha. stupid bird
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TREY IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME
WOMP WOMP
You aint “sorting out” shit Philly Defenders. Dakota Boy masked your punkass all year.
Nick Foles looks like a dude that is illegally purchasing beers for kids in high school.
“Hey! That’s my game!”
-M. Sanchez
He keeps getting older, but they all stay the same age.
GODDAMN IT SO CLOSE
TIME TO EX-FOLES-IATE
here we go. time to make Foles shit himself.
Btw, someone should put Big Daddy Drew on (twitter) suicide watch, ’cause if his Vikes sit out the Owl for a Foles/Brady showdown….
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QXkEojNTMY&list=RD-QXkEojNTMY
I hate everything.
Wanna form a Suicide Pact?
it me
There’s a bottle for that – Bushmills Single Malt! Apply in 50g doses until you start understanding the Gronk!
suicide line forms around the block, buddy-guy
Is it time for food? Yeah, it’s time for food.
I just had the worst reuben sandwich I’ve ever had in my life, so if you got extra eats, send them my way.
That’s upsetting.
I can try to email you the marinated steak I made?
Washing down the taste of that AFC Championship game with Arby’s is not a good idea, my friend.
The Vikings have had the best cellys this season
Mike Zimmer is a good coach, but like all coaches who aren’t Tom Coughlin, he’ll turn into a pumpkin against the Patriots and commit some kind of back-breaking, game-altering fuck up.
WHY CAN’T ANYONE EXCEPT COUGHLIN BEAT THE FUCKING PATRIOTS WHEN IT COUNTS?!?!?
I think Zimmer has it in him.
I hope so.
Seriously, not just the way we joke about him. I think Zimmer possesses a very underrated post-season skill for football coaches — being able to prepare for a single championship game where you have to gameplan for so many things you have NOT seen your opponent do. It’s when all the trick plays and hiccups show up. I think Zimmer knows his opponents when he’s just got the one game to prepare for and manage. FIrst couple series’ are showing us that.
this is why we JUST DON’T WATCH.
Hackett is watching this game in disbelief… ” you mean I don’t have to run on the first down?”
Well the pup play picture just made me shudder. Makes me think of YMH podcast.
Neat! Oh wait, I mean SKOL!
Wow, I didn’t remember curling being this exciting.
Curling jokes? I thought Rudolph wasn’t allowed to play any of their games.
Ha!
Wide open float down.
Die Eagles Die.
Vikings are to pillage that Philly ass.
Fuck it. I’ve decided I want ARI to go out and get Keenum!
Kinda went all on tilt last night/this am
Kyle Rudolph is a bad, bad man.
I don’t know if I can trust Joe Buck. He warned me this was a good defense.
This defense does not look to be what I would call “good”.
Hippo prop bet #1 failure.
You know better than to go prop bets. Jeebus.
BUT IT HELPS my main $1700 bet so FUCK IT!!!
/even if my side bets all fail, Minny wins my 4+ and I will be at +2K minimum
Showoff. Minny 4+ will have me up by $500.
Anything less and I’m quitting because I only jinx you when I bet these days.
hmmm…..thinking maybe that Vikes scrilla will come good after all (have $1700 in total wagered)
oh dear fuck me
THIS GUY INTERNET DAD I CALL HIM JESUS BECAUSE HE SAVES US AND THEN PEOPLE TWIST HIS GOSPEL TO SUPPORT POLICIES HE DOESN’T AGREE WITH WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
The site tried to commit suicide but, like the Jags, failed miserably.
Maestro is our Blake Bortles.
HTTP Error 500?
Did someone really jump off the balcony?
It’s all going wrong. Panic!
Which of you bastards broke the site,lol? 😉
Completely unrelated – am I paranoid for routing practically all of my internet traffic through the shithole that’s my birth country? 😀
I want to believe my rage did it.
You were born everywhere in the world except Scandinavia or Russia?
Off-brand Russia (Bulgaria) 😉
Shit Hole.
Durrr, if it was pleasant, why would I leave it for a country that has a weather palette between “rainy and cold” and “rainy,cold and windy”? 😀
wait, you are a MINORITY P*ts fan???
/or MOAR likely an overseer ,, smh
I’m paler than most Irish (a requirement for getting a passport here) that even your TSA guys are cool (not a single bad thing to say about them)
BACK!
“In Black? Nailed it!”
-AC/DC