Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
Sweet dreams.
Palette cleanser.
FLY EAGLES FLY
The best part is watching Graham and Cox crush Brady at the end.
Hypnotoad takes time to reflect on this joyous day.
Sweet dreams, we got a bow on another season.
Hey guys. Still really drunk. And happy. And drunk.
Did you guys know that the Pats lost? Because they did.
The pats also lost in court this week in Michigan.
See, this is good stuff. Take note, Hannity.
You are a national treasure, Buddy.
I am thoroughly enjoying this.
African-American man in wheelchair surrounded at 13th and Broad. Inebriated fans chanting “FUCK SHAZIER”
“Would that I could.”
– Ryan Shazier
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My people.
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My parents went on honeymoon in Makiki Reuvers I think
There will be a lot of Super Bowl babies dropped in front of fire houses in 9 months.
Female subject with bloodied face standing in middle of Locust and Bustleton screaming, “WHERE DID SMALL MAN ON CAMPUS GOOOOOO?”
Man fingering anus atop Broad and Passyunk. Subject screaming, “THIS IS FOR GRATLIFF(sp?)” over and over again.
Dad gets a little carried away sometimes
Fan in Wentz jersey assaults cop at Girard and Broad. Fall Out Boy fan, apparently.
Just realized I can watch local Philly news coverage on facebook live. What a time to be alive.
Coming into the police scanner
8th and Arch has turned into a pansexual orgy. Guns and nightsticks are being used as sex toys. Backup needed,
BRING LUBE!
I’m impressed by your aim. Though I am not impressed by your lack of respect for the electronics equipment you apparently own.
We were talking about Celebrity Deathmatch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahZpWmgPPqg
I’m so fucking happy
I am happy for all Eagles fans on this site.
The ones burning down Philly can go to hell.
Eh, Broad Street needed a little sprucing up.
[sets fire to spruce tree]
– WhyEaglesWhy
They’re already in Philly.
Usually when this many poles are taken off, a boys’ choir is going on tour.
If that many Poles are being taken out, it means the Germans are invading.
The Frank Reich
Crud – Fallon’s show is starting with Timberlake.
If today was truly just, this would be time for a meteor.
Is Timberlake patting himself on the back for not trampling all over Prince’s grave?
Not yet. He just sang & fucked off.
OH God – NBC Boston has been glorious. So many faux tears and Malcolm Butler questions.
“Well, the Bruins are in second, and the Celtics in first. We still might get a parade yet this year.”
Sorry, the correct answer was “PITCHAHS AND CATCHAHS! PITCHAHS AND CATCHAHS!”
The Boston Bear Convention is never dull
Yeah, because parades are automatically a good thing.
Did they really try though?
Of course they did! And they failed miserably. I hope they learned some kind of lesson.
Never try.
The fans deserved to have something to show for their pain.
/Chef’s finger kiss.
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It’s-a good show!
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Thanks.
Genius
Damn. Thank you.
And this is why In Living Color was amazing. Coincidentally this was part of the halftime show at the last super bowl in Minnesota in ’92.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OKwRsnWO84
As an extra note: this segment has been reshown again, but the Richard Gere and Carl Lewis jokes were only shown live.
I miss counter-programming the halftime show. Rock and Mankind had that hilarious empty arena match at Halftime Heat.
Oh god, superbowl 32 in january of 98, broncos and packers.
Brothers friend tells us during half time to change to mtv and to watch something called celebrity death match.
30 minutes later Marilyn Manson hadkilled hanson and the spice girls. I was hooked
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I loved that show.
I missed halftime heat because i was watching celebrity deathmatch!
That was great. I miss that show.
“Turkish soccer fans call Philadelphia situation a slow Istanbul Tuesday”
Oh My God, just came up on the police scanner
Man identified as M. Butler just killed 50 people at Juniper and Broad. Suspect says, “I already got Belichick, I’ll end all you assholes too!”
That decision still makes no sense.
But the Eagles were not expecting it it! Brilliant! Genius!
Mistakes were made
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There’s no table, that’s how you can tell he isn’t a Bills fan!
And the fact that there’s a Ritz Carlton
It’s important to remember the important things in life.
I need to go back on twitter, but follow just ape and drew
But Twitter will show you their likes and other shit. It’s easier to just bookmark their timelines.
Jesus Christ….
“Trooper has just been ran over by a quad being ridden by a drunk man in an eagles jersey”
https://twitter.com/ronaldravegan/status/960378300391567360
The Eagles fans are going to get the team relegated to the CFL before the sun comes up.
Act like you’ve been here before Philly fans. I know you haven’t. I said act like it.
Tom Brady is the 1st QB to throw for more than 400 yards before the 4th quarter in the Super Bowl.
Which, of course, means he is the only QB to throw for more than 400 yards before the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl and lose.
Jesus.
Hahahahaha
This beer I just poured is a really bad idea but goddammit, I need to bask in this afterglow!
41 Points Later , cept the zombies are back to the stumbling kind
This would probably be a good time to stop, guys
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Damn, I’m good. Why can’t I just have a career making gifs all day? https://gfycat.com/FrigidPastBlackpanther
Let’s add some music!
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Let’s see if I can get this to work.
Is it wrong that I have an erection because I’m watching Boston news?
It would be weird if you didn’t
Next years SB matchup??????? Who you got?
Rams, Pats
Panthers – Jags.
Meow.
Jay Cutler is not invited.
He’ll be announcing.
Cowboys-Steelers.
What? I can dream!
I got something for your Cowboys.
ESPN now showing the American Cornhole Championship
Let me guess: guest host Aaron Rodgers?
God damn it. I want to make more gifs from that strip sack clip but also want to make gifs of EVERYTHING.
that rocky statue is going to end up in someone’s backyard
How is Philly not on CNN?
They’re too busy jerking off the the Russia nonsense?
Meanwhile, FOX News running docs on the Bill Clinton scandals. Fucking children running all the news networks.
Larry Nassar’s running them?
Welp.
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How is that even possible?
Xanax and too much Fireball