NFL Playoff Preview–Chicago Bears vs Philadelphia Eagles

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 4, 2019January 3, 2019

With the NFL Playoffs drawing nigh, I wanted to take a real quick look at the Bears-Eagles playoff matchup to see how it shapes up. With the Bears coming off a 5-11 record the previous season, being a home favorite for this game is a great reward for a huge

What have they done for me lately? – Alleged Super Bowl LII Champions at the Batterye

Bye Week Updates

Gratliff - October 30, 2018October 29, 2018

There may be no more clearer evidence of the team’s regression than the task of writing this falling to me. Folks, our beloved Iggles are pedestrian as fuck. Hangover isn’t the word for it. It’s not like they’ve just collapsed. They’re on the “I just got the promotion I was

LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Don T - February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

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Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more. Via reactiongifs.us And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection

Evil Celebrity Pickakke

Wakezilla - February 3, 2018February 2, 2018

This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor in Donald Trump being president, and this year’s celebrity pickakke should be evil and bad. It’s what we deserve. . . Hello fellow DFOers, I dipped into

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - November 20, 2015November 20, 2015

Because I'm sensible (and also busy on Thursday nights) I didn't watch the Jags-Titans game last night. But I did see some highlights this morning, and woof. Man, these Color Rush uniforms are just god-awful, and especially so for Jacksonville. Do you think it's some elaborate game that Nike's playing

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - October 23, 2015October 23, 2015

I missed last night's abortion of a game between Seattle and San Fran, so I guess that makes me one of the lucky ones. Where I haven't been lucky, so far, is in my own personal fantasy success. I'm sitting mid-pack in two of my leagues at 3-3, contending with

Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - September 25, 2015September 25, 2015

OK, Week 3 gearing up, and once again, work sucks, your lives are a mess, and the NFC East remains a radioactive clusterfuck. Some things never change, really! This is gonna be another short mailbag this week, because we seem to have a lack of #content being submitted to fill these

While You Were Drinking

NFL News

Duchess - August 3, 2015August 4, 2015

While the majority of folks here have been nursing weekend long hangovers due to #07/31 the world kept going and the NFL kept moving. So here is a little primer to catch up everyone who is crawling out of a bottle on what has happened. Ravens: While you were drinking the Ravens