Your Monday Evening Patriots Schadenfreude Open Thread

NFL News:

  • The Eagles parade is set for Thursday. It might actually be worth a liveblog.
    • 11:00AM eastern, so someone in the Eastern time zone will have to take care of that.

  • Most talk this morning was focused on where the hell Malcolm Butler was during the game.
    • “I respect Malcolm’s competitiveness and I am sure that he felt like he could have helped,” Belichick said, via WEEI.com.
    • He must have done something to piss Grumblelord off, in what is the second-most glaring omission in Super Bowl history.
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  • Oh, and on the subject of the Pats defence, Matt Patricia is now officially the head coach of the Detroit Lions.
    • And just who are they considering as Matt Patricia’s replacement?
  • On a personal note, one of my favourite players in the NFL finally gets a well-deserved ring.
    • It’s just too bad Darren Sproles couldn’t contribute more beyond coaching up his replacement, Corey Clement.
      • Mind you, the kid caught four passes for 100 yards and a touchdown.

  • With the Eagles victory, there are now only 12 teams that have never won a Super Bowl.
    • The Browns, Lions, Texans & Jags are the only teams to have never played in The Big Game™®©
  • Until Low Commander made me the awesome banner pic, I thought I had the perfect Sad Brady photo at the head. I still love it for all the bleakness & misery it contains. It wraps up “Hate Week” better than I could have written.

Finally, let’s check in on Philadelphia:

 

https://twitter.com/murphy818/status/960383848625393664

https://twitter.com/pixelyunicorn/status/960374566697791488


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Predators at Islanders – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Rangers at Stars – 8:30PM | NHLN
  • NBA:
    • Trail Blazers at Pistons – 7:00PM | TSN / NBA TV
    • Jazz at Pelicans – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Mavericks at Clippers – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1 / NBA TV
  • NCAA:
    • Men’s
      • Basketball:
        • Syracuse at Louisville – 7:00PM | ESPN
        • West Virginia at Oklahoma – 9:00PM | ESPN
        • Hampton at North Carolina Central – 7:00PM | ESPNU
      • Hockey:
        • Beanpot Semifinal #2 – Boston vs. Harvard – 7:30PM | TSN2 / NESN
          • radio broadcasts found here.
    • Women’s
      • South Carolina at Mississippi State – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Texas at West Virginia – 7:00PM | FS1
      • Oklahoma at Baylor – 9:00PM | FS1
  • WWE:
    • Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

There were 2350 comments during the Super Bowl Open Thread, making it the most heavily-commented post in DFO history.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Wakezilla

I know most people here are all about Alexa Bliss, and right fully so. But I’m a little more partial to Asuka. You gotta love a woman who’s natural instincts is to go ass first into something.

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Senor Weaselo

Is that why everyone likes Princess Peach?
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Wakezilla

That Dow Jones is going down faster than a housewife who received”we can’t afford it” jewelry.

/Spins bow tie

Wakezilla

It’s about the implication

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Just finished watching the new Cloverfield movie that I saw announced during the Superb Owl. Considering I LOVED the first two, especially the second one with John Goodman, I give it an 8/10 and want all the more.

Fronkenshteen

Just got off a funny comment on a Splinter post. Won’t get One. Fucking. Star.

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Splinter

Why?

Anyway, share it here.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not even from that kiss-ass Leonardo?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Speaking of splinters, did you guys ever hear the one about why Geppetto’s proctologist felt compelled to call child services?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen

Like Newt Gingrich with tits.

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Nicer tits

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Velma if fucking hot cartoon ass and you fucking know it.

Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen

So, what could the Eagles get back for trading Foles right now?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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A ginger?

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Fronkenshteen

Dalton SUCKS, though….Oh. Oh, I see.

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I just needed an excuse to post the gif.

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Fronkenshteen

Hey man, how’re you feeling these days? My bipolar/ depression is eating right through my meds, and it sucks. The days are getting longer, so I guess we’re on our way out, but this “me vs me” shit is getting tiresome. Hope the talking cure is working for you. Anyhow, cheers!

Unsurprised

I’m better. I’m trying to be better here because it means I’m better in my own head. Also, it’s not your guys’ problem for me to keep dumping on.

Unsurprised

Last night was some top-notch hustle. Everyone deserves two snaps and a back field in motion!

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Thanks, Buddy! I am ashamed to have forgotten that skit. You should also check out the video version to truly appreciate DAG’s perfect ass shake. https://gfycat.com/ThankfulSourAllosaurus

Fronkenshteen

David Alan Grier: most unappreciated comedian of his generation.

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… alone.

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