There’s not going to be a lot of the talky talky this week. I’m all talked out for one week. I realize that for most of you this is probably good news. I further realize that I do sometimes tend to ramble.
Plus, I started drinking early today for a lot of reasons. So it’s best I keep my big yap shut, lest something jump out I later regret.
Plus, plus, I’m short on time again this week. So I don’t have time to craft my words as I might otherwise wish to. Fuck off Shakespeare. Some of us have day jobs you shithead. Yes, I know I’m not one of those people, but I still have shit to do (I might be about to punch imaginary Shakespeare…he’s pissing me off).
But fair warning, I might be very talkative again next week. Or I might not. We’ll see what happens.
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This week’s TGISF is going to be a “low hanging fruit” version. Yes, that is also a Doug Martin joke.
And speaking of the lovely and talented Rikki-Tikki-Deadly…..
While I’m also once again skipping the Weekly Weirdness Rundown due to time constraints, I do have to recognize RTD. Earlier today, his DFO Request Line theme could not have been better, considering what my intentions for TGISF were this evening.
DFO Request Line: Belle of the Ball.
Not just a great theme in general, but it almost makes me think he’s psycho…errrrr, psychic.
Because our TGISF theme this week is a very special Princess of the Week version. One I had been avoiding for some time for various reasons. But the time has come, and this is her week to shine.
(even if she did marry a fucktard)
It’s Kristen Bell’s week, ppl. And it’s been a long time coming.
Phrasing.
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Kristen Bell
Born: 18 July, 1980 (37 yo), Huntington Woods, Michigan
Height: 5′ 1″ (Ooooof)
Now, in a fair and just world, Kristen Bell would have married me. Not that idiot she ended up marrying. I wanted to punch that guy even before he stole my girl. I saw her first, dammit!!!
But that mistake aside, I still love her.
She doesn’t get along well with Geoff, however…
But we’ll forgive her for that, considering this….
But I digress….
She’s smart. She’s funny. She’s cute. She’s sexy. She’s petite but sturdy (and you all know how I like that).
And she’s just a little bit evil. I can not only respect that….but also it kinda gets me hard.
Plus she makes good money and could support me in the lifestyle I deserve. I’d happily be her house husband.
In short, she’s just all kinds of awesome. She is, more or less, my ideal woman.
And now, I bring her to you. Be nice to her. Or I’ll kill ya.
Just so we’re clear….I would literally murder all of you just for one hour alone with her.
Enjoy…
OK, time to stop now before I blow a gasket.
Plus I have to go check Dax Shepard’s brake lines. You know, safety first.
(Don’t get in the car, Kristen)
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Some of the images in this album are NSFW.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Le Sigh
Remember her?
https://pixxxels.org/gallery/1r1qdfy8m/
Yes. Yes I do.
Outside is overrated.
Hello.
No. No they do not.
Time to go yank it, and then sleep a few hours before life kicks back in again.
Come along Kristen, BUT DON’T YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!
Howdy friends and neighbors!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhd_qhIr2g
Hi, Dr. Right!
Somehow, the US is playing Sweden in the finals in Curling. I still don’t understand 90% of this game, but, hey, go YOOOOUUUU EEEEEESSSSSS EEEEHHHHHHHHH.
He’s still the Olympics Andy Reid.
Lesser ice Andy?
I’d say that’s Mike Keenan, but, Mike Keenan won a Stanley Cup…
It’s shuffleboard on ice.
The chickas are hot.
Stop asking questions.
The hell is shuffleboard?
Are you shitting me, Yinzer???????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vtYXzE4i1M
Next week, on Pleasure Planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScI
Red Sparrow strikes again
Wow, that sounds a lot like a ripoff of White Christmas.
Damn you Bing Crosby.
What?!? A Green Day ripoff song? Blasphemous!
Hey, that’s the lady who did porn but allegedly doesn’t anymore.
Well, if you insist young lady.
Red Panda facepalm.
(little known fact….they hate Jeff Goldblum)
Red Pandas are the best Pandas.
Nawt Raycess.
He’s the Tommy from Quinzee of red pandas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMOeTLLeaDU
Is that Green Day?
That was funny.
Yes, I’m still laughing.
Oh good, because so am I.
Apropos of nothing…
But my ducks came back this week. Dunno where they went, but they’d been gone for several months. They showed back up early this week like nothing ever happened.
I was tempted to give them the cold shoulder and not feed them. But they’re too damned cute.
Awww, quackers!
Migratory (?) birds disappeared for a few months in hte winter? Can’t begin to imagine where they’ve been.
Normally, yes. But they’d been year round residents on the lake for a while. It was odd for them to disappear.
Two is even, not odd.
Honestly, it was odd enough that I thought something ate ’em.
I was very happy to see them. I even might have cried a little. But don’t tell anyone I said that as I will not admit to it.
I’ll let Leticia know.
Hehehehehe.
She’d laugh at me.
The real person she’s based upon, that is.
LMFAO
Someday I will get them to fly to my smoker…
I’ll send you all the Canada Geese you want.
Those fuckers need a good smoking.
Y GIF NO GIF?!?!
BBC America is still trying to pimp Top Gear. I “loved” that show, but it’s been ded to me for awhile.
Glad I have Prime video!
A hotdog is a small price to pay for some delicious delicious pizza
I know, if I went to my local pizzeria and just had to give them a frozen hot dog for a slice it would be a pretty sweet deal!
[looks at giant cleaver in one hand]
[looks at bloody “hot dog” in the other hand]
Riiiiight, a frozen hot dog. That’s the ticket .
Is Taylor an electrician??
She’s a live wire
Good kitty!
Fun fact! Hermana Weaselo tweeted about how good The Good Place was… but tagged Kristin Chenoweth instead of Kristen Bell. And then Chenoweth liked the tweet. Hermana Weaselo was quite embarrassed.
Kristen Chenoweth is aweseome too.
Tell Hermana to forward to me.
She’s in that other show… with that one guy… about a pie maker? Oddly similar in tone to the Good Place…
Ah hA! Pushing Daisies, it was called. Don’t even bother watching it, I would say, it will only be depressing and unfulfilling given it’s untimely death.
/see what I did there?
It was a good show, and I was very sad that it got cancelled.
And it’s premise was about a guy who could bring people back from death, or something like that.
/Also starring Chi McBride
Ronan the Accuser was the Pie Man with said superpower.
Anna Friel was the girl he loved but whom he couldn’t touch. His touch could bring back the dead, but touching them again kills them. He has already brought her back from the dead, and so …
She was awesome in The Saboteurs, but I don’t know what else you’d know her from (I assume she could’ve been in American Gods if Bryan Fuller stayed on).
I thought she was still doing Wicked.
Wow, I need to keep up.
Wicked? This show was cancelled like a decaed ago, so you’re light years ahead of me.
I made the mistake of listening to an interview with her…. kilt it.
I have a bad feeling, tWBS, that regarding Kristin, you’re gonna have to… (beat for dramatic effect) …let it go.
Boo this man
What????? I can totally kick Dax’s ass.
Skinny little not funny being piece o’ shit.
That’s what I’m talking about!
We all want to know but I’ll be the first to ask…
How far back will you scroll to see who liked/responded to a comment or reply you made?
*Closes blinds*
Have some respect man.
/1 page
//3 pages if I made myself laugh
///dick joke
////will be checking back on this one tomorrow
I almost went back to Up***x so don’t feel too bad.
Everybody hates me.
I’ve accepted it. I don’t scroll back other than to respond to responses
LIES!!!!!
FINE!!!! I DO CARE!!!! I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!!!!!!!
Inorite?
What?! Never!
To the beginning.
When there was light?
I’m 90% sure that’s Emma Stone’s head on Christy Turlington’s body.
Yep, at first I was ‘FINALLY showin’ some nip. ‘ Them ain’t her titties after a second look. Why anyone would cover CT’s face is beyond me, but it is still a pretty good ‘shop.
6-8 inches of snow has fallen at my place today. The dogs have been fucking bananas for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c1h2Ocsjlk
So, I made a Pork loin wrapped in prosciutto & garlic mushrooms for dinner. The beverage of choice was a Deep Cove Pale Ale. The right call.
Are the dogs taking the bananas from the stem or the end?
Well, Lambeau broke free from his leash & ran into the store, stopping at the bulk bins to let me catch him / eat everything on the floor. So, I’m going to say yes.