NFL News:
Sunday Gravy‘s going to have to work on dough recipes now, because there’s a new official pizza of the NFL!
- 24 hours after Papa John’s withdrew, Pizza Hut is your new official grease-bread.
- their deal runs through 2021, one year longer than the Papa John’s contract.
- Hilariously, Pizza Hut’s first official event will be at the Draft in Arlington.
- Because Jerry Jones is an investor in a franchisee that owns 94 Papa John’s outlets, and the Cowboys have their own side agreement with Papa John’s.
- 24 hours after Papa John’s withdrew, Pizza Hut is your new official grease-bread.
- Muhammad Wilkerson has been cut by the Jets.
- He still counts as $6 million against their cap, but they save $11 million, so…victory?
- He’d look pretty in a Seahawks jersey, alongside Sheldon Richardson, but they don’t even have the cap space to sign me – let alone a guy who expects to be paid $12-16 million.
- He still counts as $6 million against their cap, but they save $11 million, so…victory?
- Ryan Shazier has been officially shelved for the 2018 season.
- Although expected, to hear the GM officially shut him down still forces the Steelers to have to coldly move on.
- Also expected: Mike Glennon will be released by the Bears.
- He walks away with “only” $18.5 million of the $45 million he signed for, after playing in 4 whole games.
- But at least he had a good view of the Bears future at QB.
- He walks away with “only” $18.5 million of the $45 million he signed for, after playing in 4 whole games.
- There will officially be a “Josh McDaniels” rule starting next season.
- The League is changing its hiring guidelines so teams can actually sign head coaches that are still involved in playoff action.
- Rather than having to rely on a verbal commitment until the end of that team’s run.
- The League is changing its hiring guidelines so teams can actually sign head coaches that are still involved in playoff action.
Just when you though ESPN had found rock-bottom in terms of content when it broadcast the American Cornhole League on Monday night, the NFL Network says “hold my beer”.
- The NFL Network has reached a deal to broadcast 11 games of the American Flag Football League between June 29 & July 19.
- Featured coaches are Terrell Owens & Michael Vick.
- On the subject of the ACL, check out their webpage. Naturally, it’s sponsored by Johnsonville Brats.
- It looks like I owe e-sports an apology – there are lesser things that qualify as “sports”.
- But they do have conferences & badges.
- It looks like I owe e-sports an apology – there are lesser things that qualify as “sports”.
- The NFL Network has reached a deal to broadcast 11 games of the American Flag Football League between June 29 & July 19.
Finally, farewell Matt Forte.
https://t.co/DqIf5X7zIu pic.twitter.com/4PzGZNNdgM
— Matt Forte (@MattForte22) February 28, 2018
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Islanders at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Red Wings at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- Flames at Avalanche – 9:30PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Raptors at Magic – 7:00PM | TSN
- Warriors at Wizards – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Rockets at Clippers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- NCAA:
- Mississippi at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Pittsburgh at Notre Dame – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Villanova at Seton Hall – 8:30PM | FS1
- Houston at SMU – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Florida State at Clemson – 9:00PM | ESPNU
Don’t forget – the Combine starts Friday. SO MANY OUT DRILLS!
So apparently Scott Pruitt is saying he plans to fly coach on his next trip. I’ve seen it suggested that people should assault him, but that is dumb because then he will have an excuse not to fly coach anymore. Instead, whoever is lucky enough to sit next to him should do nice subtle things to annoy him that don’t rise to the level of justifying a first class upgrade. Let’s brainstorm!
Fart a lot.
FART IN HIS GENERAL DIRECTION!!
Eat chips or crackers and get crumbs everywhere.
Make him get up like six times so you can use the bathroom.
Buckle your seatbelt the wrong way so that he gets stuck with two similar ends.
Spill a drink on him.
Act like HE is the one annoying you and pay the most obese person on the plane $20 to switch seats with you.
Watch something with lots of bright colors and flashing lights (say, the Speed Racer movie?) on your laptop.
Clip your toenails
This is easy: get the seats directly behind him, keep Lil’er WCS up all day so she’s nice and screamy, and tell Lil’ WCS that the seat directly in front of her likes to be kicked. All the time. It’s like a back rub for the chair, so don’t quit.
Ooh, and then film him throwing a tantrum and yelling at some poor six year-old!
Talk about how the EPA’s mission is important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2mwalIv72o
Get a deck of cards and play solitaire and make a point of dropping a card between his feet every time you shuffle and asking him to get it for you.
It would go without saying that you should misread your seat assignment and sit in his seat, but that only works if you somehow know in advance where he’ll be sitting.
A plane full of giant, gassy Samoans.
Read off the names of every person arrested at the Dakota Access pipeline protests.
I don’t know why I cared enough to watch this game, but fuck it I can go to bed now.
So Trump doesn’t drink, GWB didn’t drink…any other presidents?
William Henry Harrison never had a chance, either way.
Matt Forte was severely underrated and deserves celebration.
That will be all.
If he doesn’t live in a treehouse called Fort Forte I will be severely disappointed.
Lundqvist seems to be doing his best Scott Sterling impersonation tonight, facemask saves for all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
Also because the “new-look” Rangers are still giving up approximately 800 shots.
SPARTANS WIN!!! 64-62! Suck on THAT, Utah State!!
“No, that was from looking at her.” -Rex Grossman
George W Bush was at the SMU/Hou game. He goes to lots of ballgames now, so we would probably get along fine. Funny how thoughtful and reflective he looks (and even seems) in comparison to the Lunatic Wannabe Mussolini we have now.
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
Just because he looks like a normal human being doesn’t change the fact that he’s a cruel idiot and a war criminal.
Meh
I believe that still manages to prove Hippo’s point.
Dude.
now that HE JUST GOES TO BALLGAMES and tried to get HillyBob elected. I’d talk to him mostly about sports. My guess is that he really wan’t trying to be evil, though he did plenty of evil shit by way of being in a position of power he had no business being in.
W.’s a moron, who went by whatever Cheney, Rumsfeld, and/or Wolfowitz told him. He does seem like the kind of guy you’d have drinks with, and share general bullshit. However, that doesn’t make him qualified to run the country.
Sadly, our Cheetoh-In-Chief seems like the kind of guy who’d mansplain why ordering an ice tea “was just nawt smahrt.” This is the guy who teetotals.
No. Fuck that. No.
Nah, Dubbya was a racist piece of shit who made a series of decisions that allowed house to get Agent Orange.
San Jose State is 3-24, 0-16 in conference. I am irrationally invested in GAMBLOR-ing their way into a win. No earthly goddamned idea why.
2 points up on Utah State on they Senior Night (+290), 4 and change to play.
Johnny Cakes win in 2OT! The Year of Weaselo continues apace.
(no moneys here)
If this is the Year of Weaselo, I shudder to think what a not-year of Weaselo is.
House Harkonen hogs the Earth supply of spice. The Baron was a fatty.
Should I order pizza?
your shoulder devils will always say yes!
Listen to the Hippo
that is usually followed by a civil commitment hearing of some varietal.
The only question is 1 or 2.
2
was Chris Mullin’s skin always this disgusting?
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Greetings from Wheeling, WV, where I get to babysit my six-year-old niece, three-year-old nephew, and both Lil’ WCS and Lil’er WCS until Saturday.. Due to a perfect shitfactory of events, I’ll be doing this mostly solo.
WHY HELLO COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BOOZE
also working in your favour – it’s WV, ain’t no such libtard notions like “child neglect” out yonder
Maybe in Doddridge or Calhoun County. Wheeling is just a Rust Belt satellite of Yinzburgh; there are laws here. Unfortunately.
well sheeeeeeit, that is unfortunate. What good is leaving Dad in charge if there isn’t a safe space for ’em to go feral?
At least you can send the older ones to school now.
See, that’s the rub here: teachers across the state are on strike. I get ’em all.
Holy shit, this is magnificent.
http://www.dreadcentral.com/someone-put-statue-jason-voorhees-minnesota-lake-divers-stumble-across.php
Evening from a shithole in the middle of Albertastan, hope you are all well.
terrorist training camp?
Redneck capital of this fair province. Red Deer.
What the hell are you doing halfway between Edmonton and Calgary?
Work. Their system is a mess. Went to wing night at a local bar and I have more teeth than the rest of the bar.
#HockeyLyfe
Warriors get the win over Washington. kind of sad John Wall didn’t play….
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, CLEVELAND!
Someone intimately familiar with the term “High as shit.”
Bad dog! Get your own bitch!
That wall of text is painful to read.
Anyway, wait for iiittttt …
https://gfycat.com/AdoredAngryDonkey
Shit. The Cup O Noodle’s noodle isn’t as obvious in gif form.
Yes, it is.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-goat-coordinator-hiring-job-1.4552077
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
If it was in Calgary I would apply.
Balls makes a pit stop on the way to Vegas.
Damn right!
You look great in lingerie. These new cars with the small trunks; you have to break a body up to make it fit right.
JV hoopsball YOOOOOUUUUSTON plays incredible defense and is quite athletic. Could be a sneaky tourney side.
You and I discussed this a few weeks ago. They are our football Wyoming bet.
I listened to wise Canuck. Made $200 on ’em tonight, in addition to George Mason’s $335 ML tip-in winner with a second left.
Bearistocrats! release Willie Young. Fuck right off, Chi****.
It would make her sad.
and sad daughters don’t suck Daddy Dearest off…well, at least not the way he LIKES
No, you see the joke is….. fuck, never mind.
Some fun reading….
https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-meet-artist-painting-aliens-abducted?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sm-editorial-evergreen&utm_content=tw-1-man-who-painted-his-alien-encounters
Here’s my hot taek:
Given today’s news about the 2026 NAFTA World Cup bid being in peril, I say Canada and Mexico should do a joint bid
Go on…
My Hotest Taek…if Trump causes the US to not have to give money to fucking FIFA…then he is finally done something I can get behind…
That’s not a hot take. It’ll just get warped like all of his decent ideas.
Washington Wizards making moves before the half….
There will be blood is on HDNet, just started.
that was just deliciously fucked up. Also the working title for RayRay’s HoF speech
Yo whats good?
Wow, this Goodell-Jones feud is football’s version of Kushner-Bannon. Or Kushner-Kelly. Or Kushner-Bateman.
Go Spurs Go
I once went to a godawful wing fest.
Seriously…the only time my eyes watered was when the cops started macing the jackasses getting into a fist fight over the corn hole tournament being played and the shit wafted over the crowed watching.
The worst wing fest I ever went to was when I saw Sully
AFL preseason tonight!!
meh…I bet 4 bills on UVA -4 at Louisville now that tomorrow’s ATS lines are out. All the excitement I could muster.
/Loved “Wild at Heart” when it first came out
//wouldn’t even bother watching right now on the Canuck Sundance Channel
So, what happens if I STICK IT?
POWERMAD!!