Your “All Good Things…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

NFL News:

  • Unexpectedly, Jerry Jones has given up & will repay the NFL the $2.0 million they say he cost them fighting Zeke’s suspension.
    • Can we now officially call Jerry Jones a “quitter”?
    • Somewhere behind a closed door at 345 Park Avenue, Roger Goodell kicked a small puppy & cheered himself.
  • The Rams are sending LB Alec Ogletree to the Giants for 2018 4th & 6th round selections.
    • It’s a pure salary dump, as they need space to pay all the young talent coming due in the next couple of years.
  • The Patriots are releasing Martellus Bennett.
    • Because
      1. He was as hurt as the Packers said he was, and
      2. He’s owed a $2.0 million roster bonus March 17th.
    • And the Patriots paying anyone a dollar more than they’re obligated to?

  • Salary cap chicanery in Pittsburgh, as Antonio Brown agreed to turn his base salary into a signing bonus.
    • He converted most of his $7.875 million base salary and his $6 million roster bonus into signing bonuses, making his 2018 salary $915,000.
      • It frees up $9.7 million in cap space
        • To quote ESPN directly, “the addition of Le’Veon Bell’s $14.544 million franchise tag puts the Steelers $8.7 million over the salary-cap line. The Brown restructure brings the Steelers $1.022 million into the positive.”
          • And Peter King’s got issues with Le’Veon Bell’s value of himself, BTW.

Finally, here’s how you know I renewed my Seahawks tickets yesterday:

  • The Seahawks this afternoon announce Michael Bennett will be traded to the Eagles for WR Marcus Johnson & a fifth-round pick.
  • Richard Sherman is texting goodbyes to teammates, and the Seahawks are looking to trade him.
  • Walking PED suspension & former Pete Carroll Trojan Brian Cushing is visiting the team as a free agent.

THANKS FOR THE MONEY, BEERGUY! HOPE YOU ENJOY 5-11!

God, someone fire me into the sun.

Thanks NASA.

You can get yours here.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Flames at Sabres – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
    • Penguins at Flyers – 8:00PM | NBCSN
    • Coyotes at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Raptors at Pistons – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN4 (The Brier is on the main network)
    • Cavaliers at Nuggets – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN5
  • NCAA:
    • Tournament games:
      • ACC:
        • Virginia Tech vs. Notre Dame – 7:00PM | ESPN2
        • North Carolina vs. Syracuse – 9:00PM | ESPN2
      • Big 12:
        • Oklahoma State vs. Oklahoma – 7:00PM | ESPNU
        • Texas vs. Iowa State – 9:00PM | ESPNU
      • Big East:
        • Georgetown vs. St. John’s – 7:00PM | FS1
        • Marquette vs. DePaul – 9:30PM | FS1
  • Futbol:
    • 2018 CONCACAF Champions League:
      • Quarterfinal – Leg #1: Toronto FC vs. Tigres – 8:00PM | TSN2

With the imminent end of the Legion of Boom in sight, I thought I’d use Low Commander’s photoshop one last time. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Unsurprised

Good night.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s no Scott Weiland, but he’s not bad…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, this just became my new favorite song.
*sigh*

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

RIP Hippo.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Wakezilla

She seems fun

theeWeeBabySeamus

She looks like she tastes good too.
Shit, I’ve said too much.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anybody need a lift from the Denver airport? I swear I only had two drinks on the flight.

Wakezilla

Happy Hump Day. Here’s Fergie singing MILF money . Had I not seen her piss her pants, she’d look pretty good here.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t see the problem

– R. Kelly

Wakezilla

“Me neither”

Donald Trump

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Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like her.
She knows how to assume the position, so to speak.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

This is one of four gifs someone just posted of her getting fucked. This is the only SFW one. Two just suck because the only NSFW part is penis. This is the fourth.

https://gfycat.com/RegalAcceptableAltiplanochinchillamouse

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I am a fucking idiot.

I also just drank a bottle of wine and don’t even have a buzz. This is bullshit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I just did two vodka shots meself.
Still waiting….

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

So close…

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Bullshit. I drank two highball glasses of vodka at a farewell dinner in Spain and all I got was not laid and some of my vomit on my suit.

BUT I WAS STILL GUMBALLING!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Foar Ayo, bcuz he’s a dirty rotten bastard.
(and yes, admittedly this is a Jesus of Suburbia retread…but at least they copied themselves this time…hehehehe)
Still a fun song to play on the drums…so SHUT UP AYO!!!!
😛

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Oh look, yesterday’s newspaper, sung by Green Day. lol

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Oh, come on!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO…I just personally had to approve that comment manually.
That’s how much I love you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy Shit. The ‘Yotes won tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh, I thought the world of you
I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, I was wrong
If you, if you could get by
Trying not to lie
Things wouldn’t be so confused
And I wouldn’t feel so used

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

BallsofSteel just had a stroke probably.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She “Fargo’d” him.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, I both can’t wait for football to be back and am also already sick of Jerrahl’s shit

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Ungrateful bitch.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Think Quack Attack may have eaten the brown acid.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Organic, free range acid

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Can’t wait to see him get killt a buncha times starting next month.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

What’s next month?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Westworld Season 2 (HBO)

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh. Awesome. I totally forgot about that show.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Plus, Evan Rachel Wood…
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Too skinny

theeWeeBabySeamus

I respectfully disagree.
She’s awesome.
Also, this is her too…
(fuck you Ayo…hehehehe)
((shit I forgot this one always makes me cry))
NO YOU’RE AN OVERLY EMOTIONAL PUSSY!!!!!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

She’s fine. Just not my jam. I already obsess over enough unattainable women as it is.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I call the gif:

Ti htiw laed.

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Unsurprised

GHOST TITS

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King Hippo

ah want 2 believe ,, smgdh

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Senor Weaselo

Monty Python did say to always look on the bright side of death…

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

It’s even funnier because of her sweet voice.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgDMxz2gFA9/?taken-by=nachosarah

theeWeeBabySeamus

Imma have to call and yell at DirecTV tomorrow.
No PAC12N?? I coulda sworn it used to be there. But it’s not now.

But thank Jeebus Almighty they’ve got the Pursuit Channel. Can’t live without that one, I guess.
smgdh .. I’ll just have to watch some asshole fishing, I guess.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

You’re not missing anything. All these PNW teams blow.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I WANT MAH BAXSETBALLING DAMMIT!!!!!!

King Hippo

As someone who put some longshot moneys on Wazzu (and has to be up to 1am for chilluns’ reasons), I am happy with mah cable provider. And FOAR Duck suckage.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Happy for ya.
Meanwhile, the rerun of Okie/OkieSt is just as bad as the live version.

Oh well, I need to go get this week’s Goddess II ready to post anyway. Ya know, so everyone once again has the opportunity to not read it. 😛

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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clint greasewood
clint greasewood

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King Hippo

He’s seen Stormy’s pics, eh?

SonOfSpam

I think he’s being a little generous.

King Hippo

yeah, the “pinky wave” is customary, but PK fucks everything up

clint greasewood
clint greasewood

Fat Pete is mad this week because Josh Rosen is a humanities major at UCLA and doesn’t agree with Trump.

SonOfSpam

Well, he IS a “globalist”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is PK conservative? I had always thought he was one of those squishy (literally and figuratively) liberals who supported things like civil rights but just wished minorities wouldn’t be so darned loud about it.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That’s a conservative.

King Hippo

yeah, he’s one of those white assholes who wants credit and praise for how “liberal” he is. Tone deaf rich, stereotypical honky piece of shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is his butthole finger.

SonOfSpam

Evening gents (and ladies?)

Just got done with a district-wide vocal concert. Was 100% Homer while watching:

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King Hippo

DePaul gets the steal, can shoot to win. Unless…you know…

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

DePaul …

King Hippo

Best player got a wide open look. Missed badly.

Like ya said…DePaul…

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

BODY BLOW

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Senor Weaselo

I’m surprised the answer wasn’t pistols at dawn.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Gun Control

King Hippo

guns don’t kill ppl, babies kill ppl

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Fronkenshteen

So much afternoon hoopsball tomorrow.

King Hippo

for a middle aged man, this is “afternoon delight”