Time to get all liquored/pilled up and go back into heavy channel flip mode. Talk about timing, huh?
#8(MW) Seton Hall (+4.5, +175) v. #1(MW) Kansas (7:10, TBS)
Whoa, what up with this line? HIPPO SMELL TRAP. This game is in the state of fucking Kansas, remember. Yeah, I know The Hall beat the tar shit out of mah Shitty Wolves ™ – but really, that just means they are capable of watching film. Still, I ain’t bet this either way.
#5(W) Ohio State (+3.5, +155) v. #4(W) Gonzaga (7:45, CBS)
Both these bunches of overrated cumstains should have lost in the first round, and we would be talking Spartans/Jackrabbits. Wouldn’t that be a vast improvement? Instead, you get one more night being reminded that Dan Dakich somehow, someway bred. Go Zags (spits on ground).
#6(E) Florida (+1.5, +110) v. #3(E) Texas Tech (8:40, TNT)
Another matchup that chaps my ass. Neither really much belongs here, but the Bonnies didn’t show up, and Steve Austin caught some rough breaks (and shite calls) late. They are pretty much the same side, and the line reflects same. Perhaps they will manage to entertain us? Anyway, I like Guns Up!! from a cheer talent perspective.
#6(W) Houston (+3, +145) v. #3(W) Michigan (9:40, TBS)
Here is your real showdown of at least the night session, probably the entire Saturday slate. Winner gets the pleasure of whipping U*NC’s ass next week, and meeting Xavier in a magnificent regional final. Methinks JV Yoooooooouston gets it done, and I’m sure Al Michaels was just as offended not to get better odds on our moneys here. C’mon, Meeeechigan is s’posed to be a public team, FFS!
Whew…those chili cheese fries came back on me.
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Joe Versus the Volcano, How I Got Into College
What are three terrible mysteries?
A better specimen of people who don’t deserve children is hard to find.
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k6XcCRQmHU
Sorry, I’m double shotting that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-nNksBWxNI
OK fan out guys. All we know right now is that someone with feet did it.
Relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpwvoqWT8N4
Sled Hawkee!
The wine is starting to work.
More Forgotten movies, Fright Night, Gotcha, men at work
Ah, yes, the one where they made Marcy fucking Darcy terrifying
AHEM!!!!!!!
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/11/11/balls-and-twbs-at-the-movies/
The 80s: When Anthony Edwards was somehow a movie star.
Is Tracy Morgan funny? Even before his accident he seemed like a guy with a severe head injury.
He does funny things. That’s about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxktUzKdKRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrngtVuexXo
It was all downhill after Brian Fellows’ Safari Planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3EBKOMCQg
Yes.
I’d like to thank all of you who sent in cards and letters, but it was a rhetorical question. Tracy Morgan is, in fact, not funny. This has been proven scientifically.
Wow I got a negative like!
The Houston bench after that shot deserves a mural on a cathedral somewhere.
If these guys were Japanese they would have already killed themselves.
Class field trip to Aokigahara!
jesus fucking christ it never stops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fO4cE3M5I
Kumquats was a bad idea.
Haven’t seen a Houston Cougars’ team cry that much in 35 years.
I had a nice Reuben sammich for lunch. I bought two bottles of wine on the way home and hope they can get me drunk.
You can buy wins?
Secret Lawyer Tactic.
Serial Mom, for this alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYyRCFeVGy8
Well, shit
Deffo good.
Sorry Cougs.
eat shit
God damn.
HOLY SHIT
BUZZER BEATER!
WOW
Holy shit.
go for 2 or 3?
Three
Monster Squad, the adventures of baron munchausen, Big Top Pee-Wee,
Rudy does EVERYTHING to prepare for the monsters. He made the bullets, stole the bow and arrow, sharpened the stakes, EVERYTHING. The others made business cards and played with Frankenstein. The Monster Squad was done without Rudy.
Rudy got the sister after it was all over in my dreamed up extended cut.
I look at everything with a critical eye these days, and noticed quite a few inconsistencies that I glossed over at age 8 and now make zero sense whatsoever.
How about the strength of Dracula’s dynamite? One stick blows a cop car to kingdom come, one stick blows the ‘Squad’s headquarters to smithereens, yet he needs a small stack of dynamite to get through the drywall in his basement to get to the amulet?
How was Eugene, a five year old with a speech impediment and a beagle able to mobilize the National Guard?
And how did that dog get up there anyway?
oh shit
(redux)
/better get back to defending and hope they swallow their whistles
Oh no!
2 shots to glory!!!!!
-The Gavrilo Princip Story
He was pushed out of bounds!
Captain Ron, UHF, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, i love you to death
Captain Ron rules.
The dishes are done maaaaan!
So “man bun’s” argument is I called timeout after he fell out of bounds.
More or less.
Rob Gray is a real life samauri. He is allowed the hair.
I respectfully disagree.
Yes, hippo!
Nice stroke.
Thanks, I learned from the best (Kubes)
YES!!!!!!!!!
“He’s done it on both ends”
*snicker*
I am appropriately Irish drunk.
MI made a fuckton more contact than there ever was on the other end of the court, that’s for sure.
what the Jeebus Tittyfuck was THAT call?
getting rid of tOSU and Meeeechigan same night would be pretty nice.
HOU not backing down at least.
Beer is great. I wish it didn’t make my blood work go all kerflooey! Anyway Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!!
o shit, it’s over
Now i have forgotten movies on the mind. Innerspace, Silver Bullet, My Science Project.
Re: Innerspace
Fun fact: “Twisting the Night Away” was the theme song to Aaron Hernandez’s last dance.
You say Wagner better do something with 5 minutes to go? We won’t even be through the overture!