World Gawne Mad – Saturday Round of 32 Nighty Night Open Thread

Time to get all liquored/pilled up and go back into heavy channel flip mode.  Talk about timing, huh?

#8(MW) Seton Hall (+4.5, +175) v. #1(MW) Kansas (7:10, TBS)

Whoa, what up with this line? HIPPO SMELL TRAP.  This game is in the state of fucking Kansas, remember.  Yeah, I know The Hall beat the tar shit out of mah Shitty Wolves ™ – but really, that just means they are capable of watching film.  Still, I ain’t bet this either way.

#5(W) Ohio State (+3.5, +155) v. #4(W) Gonzaga (7:45, CBS)

Both these bunches of overrated cumstains should have lost in the first round, and we would be talking Spartans/Jackrabbits.  Wouldn’t that be a vast improvement?  Instead, you get one more night being reminded that Dan Dakich somehow, someway bred.  Go Zags (spits on ground).

#6(E) Florida (+1.5, +110) v. #3(E) Texas Tech (8:40, TNT)

Another matchup that chaps my ass.  Neither really much belongs here, but the Bonnies didn’t show up, and Steve Austin caught some rough breaks (and shite calls) late.  They are pretty much the same side, and the line reflects same.  Perhaps they will manage to entertain us?  Anyway, I like Guns Up!! from a cheer talent perspective.

#6(W) Houston (+3, +145) v. #3(W) Michigan (9:40, TBS)

Here is your real showdown of at least the night session, probably the entire Saturday slate.  Winner gets the pleasure of whipping U*NC’s ass next week, and meeting Xavier in a magnificent regional final.  Methinks JV Yoooooooouston gets it done, and I’m sure Al Michaels was just as offended not to get better odds on our moneys here.  C’mon, Meeeechigan is s’posed to be a public team, FFS!

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Whew…those chili cheese fries came back on me.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Joe Versus the Volcano, How I Got Into College

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What are three terrible mysteries?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

A better specimen of people who don’t deserve children is hard to find.

Unsurprised
theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry, I’m double shotting that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-nNksBWxNI

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK fan out guys. All we know right now is that someone with feet did it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff
Col. Duke LaCross

Sled Hawkee!

Unsurprised

The wine is starting to work.

Spur

More Forgotten movies, Fright Night, Gotcha, men at work

Gratliff

Ah, yes, the one where they made Marcy fucking Darcy terrifying
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Unsurprised

The 80s: When Anthony Edwards was somehow a movie star.

Brick Meathook

Is Tracy Morgan funny? Even before his accident he seemed like a guy with a severe head injury.

Gratliff

He does funny things. That’s about it.

Spur
Spur
theeWeeBabySeamus

It was all downhill after Brian Fellows’ Safari Planet.

Unsurprised

Yes.

Brick Meathook

I’d like to thank all of you who sent in cards and letters, but it was a rhetorical question. Tracy Morgan is, in fact, not funny. This has been proven scientifically.

Brick Meathook

Wow I got a negative like!

Gratliff

The Houston bench after that shot deserves a mural on a cathedral somewhere.
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Brick Meathook

If these guys were Japanese they would have already killed themselves.

Gratliff

Class field trip to Aokigahara!

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

jesus fucking christ it never stops.

Spur
yeah right

Kumquats was a bad idea.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haven’t seen a Houston Cougars’ team cry that much in 35 years.

Unsurprised

I had a nice Reuben sammich for lunch. I bought two bottles of wine on the way home and hope they can get me drunk.

Mr. Ayo

You can buy wins?

Unsurprised

Secret Lawyer Tactic.

Spur

Serial Mom, for this alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYyRCFeVGy8

Fronkenshteen

Well, shit

theeWeeBabySeamus

Deffo good.
Sorry Cougs.

Senor Weaselo

God damn.

Col. Duke LaCross

HOLY SHIT

Mr. Ayo

BUZZER BEATER!

Spur

WOW

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit.

Spur

go for 2 or 3?

Mr. Ayo

Three

Spur

Monster Squad, the adventures of baron munchausen, Big Top Pee-Wee,

Col. Duke LaCross

Rudy does EVERYTHING to prepare for the monsters. He made the bullets, stole the bow and arrow, sharpened the stakes, EVERYTHING. The others made business cards and played with Frankenstein. The Monster Squad was done without Rudy.

Spur

Rudy got the sister after it was all over in my dreamed up extended cut.

Col. Duke LaCross

I look at everything with a critical eye these days, and noticed quite a few inconsistencies that I glossed over at age 8 and now make zero sense whatsoever.

How about the strength of Dracula’s dynamite? One stick blows a cop car to kingdom come, one stick blows the ‘Squad’s headquarters to smithereens, yet he needs a small stack of dynamite to get through the drywall in his basement to get to the amulet?

How was Eugene, a five year old with a speech impediment and a beagle able to mobilize the National Guard?

And how did that dog get up there anyway?

Mr. Ayo

Oh no!

Fronkenshteen

-The Gavrilo Princip Story

Fronkenshteen

He was pushed out of bounds!

Spur

Captain Ron, UHF, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, i love you to death

Unsurprised

Captain Ron rules.

Col. Duke LaCross

The dishes are done maaaaan!

theeWeeBabySeamus

So “man bun’s” argument is I called timeout after he fell out of bounds.
More or less.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I respectfully disagree.

Fronkenshteen

Yes, hippo!

Fronkenshteen

Nice stroke.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“He’s done it on both ends”
*snicker*

yeah right

I am appropriately Irish drunk.

Fronkenshteen

Beer is great. I wish it didn’t make my blood work go all kerflooey! Anyway Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!!

o shit, it’s over

Spur

Now i have forgotten movies on the mind. Innerspace, Silver Bullet, My Science Project.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Re: Innerspace

Fun fact: “Twisting the Night Away” was the theme song to Aaron Hernandez’s last dance.

Unsurprised

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Senor Weaselo

You say Wagner better do something with 5 minutes to go? We won’t even be through the overture!