One MOAR enjoyable day/evening at hand, before the bullshit part takes over. Savour it!
#11(S) Loyola-Chi**** (+1, -103) v. #9(S) Kansas State (6:09, TBS)
Not to belittle Sister Jean’s amazing ride in the least, but one can argue – with a straight face – that the Ramblers have faced a series of increasingly meh opponents (Tennessee, Nevada, now K State, who I believe was under .500 in Big Twaaaalve play) since dispatching of Miami in the 1st round. And Loyola were only 2-point dogs in THAT matchup, because they are a damned solid squadron. It’s bananacakes, but an 11-seed out of the Missouri Valley conference has a very good chance to advance to the Final Four today, having never been a +200 ML underdog. The less one says about boring-ass K State the better.
#9(W) Florida State (+4.5, +175) v. #3(W) Michigan (8:49, TBS)
I really, really want to see Scowlin’ Leonard in the Final Four. He’s one of the nation’s most criminally underrated hoopsball coaches, and he fucking deserves it. Sadly, I do not see it happening. Meeeeechigan is too hot, though chucker teams are always susceptible to cold streaks. Anyway, I like where the above picture might be heading. Huzzah, Tallahassee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTDQpO9D94s
G’nite FSU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0RCbndWlCI
WOW, that’s a lotta denim.
And a huge fake bulge too.
You need to admit when you are beat….. admit it to yourself.
How many FGs have Florida State made in this half? Two?
That’s more than they usually make late against Miami anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhhyXdhhnY4
Good to see the kids here participated in the protests today.
*checks local news story comments*
Say, how much gasoline do you think it would take to set the entire continent on fire?
Why waste the gasoline when we have a shitload of nukes no one is using?
“Inorite??” – John Bolton
You know that mother fucker has the “napalm girl” photo hanging over his bed. His dick just won’t get hard without the sight of burning foreign children.
THAT is some dark shit, but still, brafuckingvo.
Gonna be a dark night for us Nole GAMBLOR devotees:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akrnJEjUUm4
Nope…I din’t trust Sir Hamilton and crew. I went on the ML just for the fun. Very little risked.
Still trynna decide if TT is ripe for a harvest tho.
July 21st, Dammit!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC1pI76Rqo
Mike Pence and his platonic friend Lance?
Gentlemen.
I want to be as cool as Jason Isaacs’s Marshal Zhukov in The Death of Stalin.
Zhukov fucking rules, man
About time, FSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhBqULC99I
I’ve heard better versions of this song but you can’t convince me that these girls aren’t high as fuck, and I want to party with them. Bonus points for the old school Addidas shorts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHbLEI2_aVc
Wow, that’s terrible.
The red short shorts kept me hanging tho.
But yeah, they suck.
That being said, I’d like a word with the bassist.
Lotsa Honkeys on teh Meechigan side.
Just saying.
Noles awake, let’s see if we can get another scalping finish (no ofence)
It was meth, but it was still a home business.
#OwnBootstraps
When did Voldo become a lady?
/That’s right, Soul Calibur reference!
They are happy because she stabbed him in his sleep.
Also because she now listens
You can’t put a joke in reverse.
You’re not my supervisor!
It is the law.
This slushy shit on mah dish is pissing me off.
But this gal centers me.
Woo Fightin’ Sister Jeans! Wait did that come out right? Fuck if I care, here’s an ongoing series I call “Senor Being Smooth.”
Setting: Wedding, end of the night, last dance.
Senor: So, (maid of honor’s name), not to sound weird but you would fill out my bridesmaid dance card, so may I?
MoH: Sure!
And that’s how whether via dance circles or one on one Senor danced with all the bridesmaids at his friend’s wedding! (Unfortunately, again, they’re all seeing people.) Now for a brief sobering up before the bridal party figures out where they’re going for the after-party, which I’m invited to but I don’t know where it is so I’m having one of the ushers text me the deets. She was sitting next to me and yes, I do count her in the bridesmaid set.
Stupid sexy Roger Daltry.
You knows it!
“I like to stick knives in mine!” -Keith Emerson
So, yeah, apparently this actually happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkCEioCp24
And that’s why you bend your knees holding the pad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sbbIX07Qg
Michigan skilled, FloridaSt. long and erratic.
Posted this before but fuck it; this cover rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvXmtkl4Nmk
Every time I see these Enterprise commercials with Kristen Bell, I’m reminded that company starts people at $25K a year and makes them all buy their own suits to meet the required dress code.
They get tax breaks while their employees need food stamps. Cool.
but TRICKLING DOWN smh
Late-stage capitalism, baby!
Bonus: Ass worms.
Nope; they are deducted from their paychecks.
#BloodInTheStreets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yA443AoFTo
This was one of the better covers from this series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZo3DjQTaFQ
Sometimes, the most amusing thing you can do is just see who Chikara’s booking
http://chikarapro.com/roster
2/10, won’t return my calls.
Well Buddy’s off to play hockey. I play defenseman because I can pass the puck and I hate skating because I’m out of shape.
Yes, I play center field at the red line because I hate skating.
“Have you heard about this thing where people make up porn star names? They take their childhood pet’s name, and then they combine it with their street name. So anyways, mine would be Dick Fuckington… I grew up on Fuckington Crescent.”
Jebus
https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/977721554162270208
DO YOU WONDER WHY WE FUCKING ALL HATE THEM UP HERE???????
Hating the Maple Leafs is like hating the kid who finished eighth in the Special Olympics. He’s fucking trying his best you asshole!
Our media is all Leafs, only Leafs, all the time…. Tsn recently put out a tweet about whether the rest of Canada would support them WHEN they are the only team in the playoffs.
FUCKING WINNIPEG FUCKING FUCKS FOR FUCK SAKES FUCK.
You mean the Arizona Coyotes?
/still extremely bitter about losing the Whalers
Then you will be on the Ice Bombers bandwagon. IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD!
Just like the old gypsy woman said!
^^^^^^this forever
“‘There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s,’ says the guy who didn’t shove a bunch of Reese’s up his ass.”
When Paul met Joanne…
Da Fuq is up wit yo’ hair, bitch?
Let’s see you drink that much cognac and then do your hair, smart guy.
My hair is like half an inch long at its longest. I think I can manage.
NOT THE POINT. You should have a 50s beehive…… maybe you’d fit in better in your neighborhood.
Hehehehe….yes, I’m sure I’d “blend”.
Hey look, TV on my TV. Just in time for halftime.
grumble grumble
Stupid sexy braiding cherubs.
TWBS is wearin the cutoff hoodie again…
YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!!!!!!
Gotta keep it safe
Saw that earlier today. Laughed my ass off.
shit my bad. I cant be re-posting.
Saw it on the Twitterverse, not here. You’re good.
Last one, this made me laugh like a fucking moron in my school’s library:
“A man in Taiwan reportedly cut off his own penis to win an argument with his own wife. That reminds me of that episode of “Everybody Loves Raymond” where Raymond forgot Debra’s birthday and had to cut his own cock off.”
It’s funny, because I’d rather cut off my dick with a power tool than watch 5 minutes of “Everybody Loves Raymond”
JEEBUS, Noles
What an asshole; hits her with a death ray right in the tits.
These guys love sponsoring boxing but, my God, it is shit beer.
“He cuts himself to feel something. He puts lime and salt with Tecate to kill the taste.”
“A Florida University student was caught streaking on campus and apparently told police he was on acid, and asked them to cut his dick off. Boy these kids today are crazy, back in my day we didn’t need drugs… we would just cut our own dicks off.”
My ideal death.
“Remember the good old days back when MILF stood for Mentally Ill Lady I’d Like to Fuck?”
“Former Tennessee Titans cheerleader Elizabeth Leigh Garner is accused of pulling a 12 year old boy pants off and offering him oral sex. The boy refused her advance, not because he was 12 but because he was a diehard Colts fan.”
This is the Seminole offense that mired them in the ACCT 9 seed.
Gotta love boxing, where a good fight ends and the first commercial is for Canelo, who just had his Nevada license suspending after testing positive, twice, for PEDs.
THAT resets the shot clock? SHENANIGANS!
“A Miami, Florida pimp is in custody after forcing a 13-year old prostitute to have his name tattooed on her eyelids when she threatened to run away from him. Roman Thomas III faces charges of human traffic, false imprisonment, lewd and lascivious exhibition, and delivery of a controlled substance to a child. You know the Scriptures say “Judge not lest ye be judged” but I’m just going to come out and say it! This Roman Thomas III guy: this guy’s a real jerk.”
yea thats a Norm McDonald joke
I’d have more to copy and paste on boring sports nights if the fucker would do more than 4 podcasts a year!
At least he wasn’t pimping out his 4 year old daughter.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/24/wisconsin-dad-sentenced-to-60-years-in-prison-for-attempting-to-sell-daughter-4-for-sex-on-craigslist.html
Should FSU get they merde together, they’ll win going away.